Robot Girls
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Richfag here... Any robot girls want to move in with me? You'll never have to get a job and can watch all the anime/movies you want all day on the comfiest of couches.
All I ask is for you to cook the occasional meal for me and swallow my cum whenever I want.
Prepare for a whole load of bait kind sir
>implying she won't force you to marry her, then divorce you and accuse you of rape
any woman who would agree to such a deal nowadays is in it solely to fuck you over
>>29990424
Its not /soc/ you fucking faggot
>>29990608
/soc/ is full of traps
I would do this but alas I am a tranny
unlucky, since I have such cocklust and love for cooking and caring for a man :/
I cook and clean all day to practice for an imaginary man that isn't ever going to exist really since I can't make babies for them and i'm a deformed freak.
>>29990624
You have it the other way around, newfag. This place is full of traps.
Fuck off to /soc/.
>>29990655
>>29990624
/soc/ is largely full of gay men and thirsty betas. ironically, even this board has more women on it
I'm a girl but I have a penis, is that okay?
I'll dress like a girl, voice act like a girl, and prepare your meals every day. Do housework, chores, and greet you from a long day at work with a kiss and hug in my naked apron. Also I'll swallow that spunk and smile while I do it.
I just need to get my hair long again and I could pass fairly well.
>>29990726
how well can you voice act? vocaroo?
>>29990642
Hey, wanna form a harem? >>29990726 here. You can help make me prettier. :3
>>29990749
I have too much cocklust to settle for a girl or a tranny. sorry anon.
>>29990746
I need a lot more practice but I can do a very basic girly voice. No vocaroo, no mic on the computer, but I do have a kinect for muh 360.
>>29990763
I'm not a girl yo. I just said I'd dress like one and act like one and do all the fucking houseork. That house will goddamn sparkle.(former professional commercial cleaner here.)
>>29990796
so uh
whats your endgame plan then?
>>29990818
>I'll dress like a girl, voice act like a girl, and prepare your meals every day. Do housework, chores, and greet you from a long day at work with a kiss and hug in my naked apron. Also I'll swallow that spunk and smile while I do it.
Did you not read that? Because I'm pretty sure you didn't read that. That's my endgame. To be Anon's loyal cum swallowing dinner cooking waifu that makes his house and dick sparkle.
>>29990862
>Hey, wanna form a harem? >>29990726 here. You can help make me prettier. :3
I meant the end game with your harem
the the idea is that we all serve the master?
cool
>>29990424
>All I ask is for you to cook the occasional meal for me and swallow my cum whenever I want.
This is a problem. I don't cook or swallow.
But really how hard is it for a richfag to get a relationship like this? Most girls are dying to live like glorified whores.
>robot girls
>normalfag OP
>>29990642
Skype? Would you do it with a man who isn't White?
>>29990935
Ah, sorry for being rude then!
Basically yes, we tend to his needs as best we can. And if he's not into a semi-girly looking guy(large hips'n ass, relatively small chest, decent face that has been confused for a woman when my hair is long.) I can still do housework and lift heavy things and assist the girls in the harem. I think it'd be a pretty sweet setup no matter how it plays out.
>>29990996
There are endless tutorials and recipes and shit about cooking on youtube my nigga. When you got a rich Master, i'm sure he won't mind spending cash on your practice meals.
>>29990424
I dont like swallowing cum, but you can cum on me if youd like. Plus ill dress like cat
Not OP here.
I've got an apartment with room for a pet. Doesn't have to be a girl or pass as one, skinny dudes are fine. You can stay for free and eat from my fridge in exchange for doing chores and running errands. Just simple stuff like cleaning, laundry, taking out the trash, cooking etc. Sex would also be a part of that depending on the person and their wants/needs.
Post if you're interested, with what you'd be bringing to the table and what you'd expect from the relationship.
>>29991076
It's not that I can't but I simply dislike cooking in general. I hate being in the kitchen for an extended amount of time, waiting for the food to cook, having to prepare everything exactly, putting in all this effort just to finish everything in half the time and still have to clean up afterward. For some reason I don't mind having food cooked for me and cleaning up afterward though.
>>29990996
Lol this right here
OP is describing a generic marriage with a stay at home wife. I'm confus
>>29991098
LONDON desu
gl finding anyone lmao
>>29991076
sounds like it'd be fun
>>29991067
it depends but yesemily.adela
>>29991098
all I want to be in life is a pet, this sounds ideal.
I would treat you like a god and a king, my master.
Worshiping you and pleasing your cockwhenever you request.
I expect to be fed and watered. withing a few years have my srs paid for so we can actually fuck properly all day but that's about all I ever want.
my skype is above.
>>29991093
so you are cool with facials? what are other kinky stuff are you down with?
>>29991098
>>29990726 Here. I'd do all of those things I listed. I do not mind doing chores, laundry, simple cooking, and meticulous cleaning. I'd expect a small stipend so I can buy vidya or whatever suits my fancy, but not much, I ain't greedy. I'd be on call 24/7 to satisfy your needs if you wish. I'm clean, but you best wear a condom. I'll eat your cum though. I'm not skinny, I have a chubby belly, but that's easily fixed. I have a big ass and thighs, girly looking lower body really. I wear glasses, I'm physically quite strong so I have no problem lifting heavy things(like the couch so I can vacuum under it.) or you, if you want me to princess carry you to bed at night. I can give pedicures and decent foot massages to those tired, achy feets of yours. I don't talk much, or try not to, since I don't have anything of worth to say. I won't call you Master though, but you can call me whatever you want. The most you'll get out of me is a 'Sir'. And as I said, I can crossdress pretty convincingly if you don't mind buying the clothes.
No takers? I'll buy your plane ticket.
Forgot to add, I'm white and not overweight.
>>29991558
my skype is in >>29991224
talk to me about your ideas
>>29991585
not interested in tranny. must be biological female only.
>>29991613
kk np
>>29991332
>I'll princess carry you to bed at night
Just about every red-blooded male's dream, to have another man carry him to bed every night.
>>29990642
>Alas
Somebody learned a new word today
>>29991332
Also my skype is ashcoloredrainbow
>>29991680
>he doesn't want to feel protected and loved while being tucked in at night
>>29990592
>any woman is in it solely to fuck you over
fixxed
I'm poor but live for cheap so I have extra cash, and I have a couch.
Any qt girls want to move in with me? My couch isn't that comfy but I will buy you an okay computer and video games if you provide kind conversation at least once a week.
I was planning on killing myself soon, so yeah, sure I guess. I was born a biological woman, not a trap. I guess you'd have to pay for my plane ticket though if you don't live in Ontario.
>>29992003
promise you won't kill yourself in my home? where is your favorite place for a guy to cum?
FUCKING TRAPS AND GAYS AND ATTENTIONWHORES GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCK FUCKING FUCKERS NIGGER ASS GAYFAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29992059
I definitely promise you that. Oh yeah, I should warn you, I'm a virgin. So I don't really have a favourite place yet, I guess. I'm also only 18. But I'll do what you want, I just want to go away somewhere.
>>29992094
post timestamp pic pls
>guy gets a virgin gf because he has money
typical
I wish, OP.
I'd probably make you quite happy. I've been cooking professionally for five years, and I'm one hell of a baker. I even like washing the dishes.
>>29992163
>implying he isn't getting scammed at this very moment
>even though he's probably actually poor
>>29990424
I burn soup, and you'll have to take my 3 cats and 2 Pictus too.
And the occasional stray.
>>29992188
Are you ok with anal?
>>29992412
what are you? a homosexual? do you eat poopoo as well?
>>29991877
>tfw no one wants to take my offer
>>29992942
> oh look, it's the handsome tripfag
> with dozens of r9k sluts after his cock
Just change your okc to a non-cringy one and you'll have pussy.
>>29993007
OKC is pointless. Everyone on there in my area is fat or a total whore.
