>Year 2020
>Pokemon Go has taken over the world
>World is segregated into 4 groups
>Valor, Instinct, Mystic, and Digimon fags.
>Everyone hates Digimon Fags
>Be team Instinct
>See Cute 3.14 trainer at bar
>Sit next to her
>She looks at me
"Oh hey. What team are you?"
> *sweats*
"I'm team Valor."
>The perfect lie
"Oh me too!"
>Our love is forbidden
>A true romeo and juliet love story about to unfold
>She must never know my true identity
"So.. Hey can I get your number?"
>She hands her phone to me
>I open the contacts app
>Switch to pokemon go
>Trade all her pokemon for my pidgey collection
>Hand phone back
"Wait wtf did you do to my pokemon?!"
>Tear clothes off to reveal my hidden uniform
"TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATI-"
>>29990405
the fuck up outa here wit dis normie bullshit nigga
>be 33
>saw media reports of pokemon go
>downloaded app
>caught a pokemon in my bedroom
>app said all other pokemon are outside
>deleted app
>when you're with some "friends" playing pokemon near the pokestop at the park late at night but its near a tennis court and theres two faggots hitting the ball back and forth shouting "come on", "what", like their lives depends on it.
Fucking embarrassing. Why are tennis players so obnoxious?
tfw valor is legitimately the best team
>>29990465
This one actually made me laugh, unlike OP's tryhard shitpost.
Normies are braintards, nothing new.
>1998 Pokemon
Lol, it's for kids, don't let your kids play it, bad influence
>2016 Pokemon
Even local newspaper hyping up this shit, showing how "adults" play this shit.
Absolutely pathetic.
>>29990465
So short yet so sweet
it's getting out of hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdWbwQJWI0
>>29991309
>tfw you miss out on this
