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Hi r9k I have a story for you So before I tell you my story
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Hi r9k I have a story for you
So before I tell you my story you need to know a little bit of background information. At the time of this I was 22 and just moved to Detroit. Now I'm original from a Barry small town in Wyoming and have never really had any friends because there weren't many of my age when I was growing up, also I was homeschooled and never really left my house that much. Also I was a virgin still. So enough of this faggot shit lets get into it.
>so just moved
>no friends or relationships with anyone here
>decided to try to meet some people
>go to bar
>try to flirt with girls but have no social skills
>give up
>try my luck at the market to make friends
>realize what the fuck am I doing
>about to give up and spent the rest of my day as a dweller
>say fuck it and go on Craig's list for last chance before I give up
>try to contact all of these people and they see right though my pathetic soul
>eventually find a post titled "all anonymous gathering"
>read the description
>"completely anonymous gathering"
>"everyone is allowed"
>"come alone"
>"where mask"
>"very formal"
>start to trade emails between the poster
>seems nice and legit as you could be on Craigslist
>eventually get the address of where it's gonna be
>it's on Saturday night and about a half hour out from where my apartment is
CONT?
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Don't ask and simply do it you fucking faggot
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>>29990328
Really? Is no one even looking?
>so I'm now In preparation faze and me being the poorfag I am I go to target
>find nice collard shits and pants to go with each other
>look around for a mask
>nothing but superhero masks
>fuck it buy Spider-Man mask
>so Saturday comes
>super worried and have no idea what to expect
>drive to the house where it's happening
>not bad neighborhood actually seems pretty nice
>get to the house
>for what ever reason this memory is the most clearest out of the night
>I remember getting out of my car and the air just smelt really funny but good
>the house when I got a closer look was bright green (it was 11:00 pm at the time of this also)
>so I am now on the sidewalk leading up to the hose and I can see one of those mini playground sets with swings and a slide
>at the door now can hear a bunch of noise and people walking around and talking
>super nervous and have no idea what to expect so I put on my spider man mask
Also forgot to say but this but when I was emailing the person they said to just walk in
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>>29990422
Well go in! See what the people are like and try to make a friend
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>open the door and the place is just fucking pact with people all with actual nice masks
>like that you would see in like a James Bond movie or some shit
>so like 20mins goes by and I've been talking to people just your usual bull shit with people like I'm being interviewed
>eventually meet this one lady who is wearing a panther mask
>super chill and flirting me up
>have actual confidence because she can't see my face
>she grabs my hand and starts taking me somewhere
>on the way I'm looking around and see all these other people
>but there was this one guy who was like starring me down who's wearing a bird mask with a long beak
>have no idea what to to so my dumbass waves at him with me free hand
>he nods back wtf
>so the girls leads to the stairs and there blocked off but we go over the gate
It's like one of those baby gates and has a paper taped on to it that read "please don't go up"
>probs just there so no one ruins the upstairs
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>so we go up to the bathroom
>she pulls out a little whit Baggie
>ask what that is and she says its coke
>mfw it's coke never have done drugs before
>she puts her finger in it and opens my lips and wipes it around it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she does some also
>we start to undress and then she pulls out a fucking dildo out her purse
>wtf
>freak out and ask why the fuck dose she have that
>says don't worry about it and she is now fully naked and so am I
>huge diamond hard stiff, never seem a girl naked in irl
>ready to loose my v card
>turns me around and starts wiping shit all around me lower back
>hear some Velcro WTF
>something is shoved up my ass
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>freaking out
>she starts kissing the back of my neck
>just accept it because it actually feels nice
>goes on like this for about maybe 5 mins
>suddenly hear the bathroom door open and shut
>don't really thing to much
>my ass fucking stops so I'm trying to catch my breath
>hear the girls makeing sounds
>must be masterbating or some shit
>ass gets filled up again
>this time it's it's a lot warmer
>feels even better
>goes on for another 5 mins or so but something keeps hitting me in the back of the neck
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>look behind me to the best I can
>see a fucking bird not the panther chick
>realize it's the guy I waved at earlier
>FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SCREAM
>the lights turn
>realize that the bathroom was connected to the room next door and its opened
>look at opened door
>it's a little fucking kid
>he is just starting at the three of us all naked
>one guy is just Rick solid with my asshole juice dripping everywhere and the girl was shoving the dildo up her pussy
>probably ruined the kids life for ever
>his face was unforgettable
>quickly got the fuck out of there and never turned back
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>>29990723
Not worth reading
Also doubt.
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Gay story from some 17 year old cuck in his room wishing he had at least some excitement in his life.
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