>decide to join a BJJ club to get out more and learn self defense
>it goes well the first couple weeks
>we have two girls in the club
>"rolling" (sparring) is coed for some reason
>get paired up with one of the girls
>she's average, like a 6/10
>end up getting a boner while rolling with her
>she freaks out and tells the captain of the team
>I'm told "not to come back for a couple weeks"
I couldn't help it, it's a natural reaction! Fuck normies
Why are you learning how to fight from favela monkeys? If you want to roll around in the mud like a fucking pig it's great, but if you're trying to defend yourself from someone with a gun it's fucking useless.
>>29990386
Idk I wanted to learn self defense and thought BJJ was a good way to learn while meeting people
>>29990306
>"And THIS is the venezuelan spider monkey half nels-..what's that? WHAT'S POKING ME, ANON?"
Alright, I laughed.
>Practice instruction time
>Girl gets in bottom position like pic related
>Get huge boner
>What do
>>29990386
>implying all people who attack you will have a gun.
Most fights go to the ground
>>29990306
Lol, women are truly pathetic.
But you have to think OP, the girls taking self defense are the ones even more subhuman, instinct driven, and fearful than most of the subhuman ape gender.
>>29990490
>female instinct
>self defense
>not running behind a man and crying while he dies protecting her
