Still haven't picked up that onahole? What are you waiting for?
>>29989335
I didn't buy an onahole because I have 100 lbs of pussy and assand dreams, aspirations, wants, needs and affection.
>>29989464
This is such a cute thing to say, I wish my bf was as qt as you, anon! ^_^
I'm waiting for them to make one of those onaholes, that do the walking and talking thing.
What do those squiggles say?
I want one with G point
>>29989335
Bought a fleshlight instead...
>>29989335
Theres so many at the shops near me, idk which one to go for. I want the full pussy and ass but if I can even find it I'm kind of worried it will be too expensive.
Might start out with something cheap.
because i don't know where to find good transparent ones
>>29990811
Fleshlight is an onahole fucking moron.
>>29989335
scanning ebay, trying to get a good deal on a like new onahole
>>29991100
why do you want it transparent so much?
>>29990555
I have limited kanji skills but
>vagina entrance
>Feels uneven because the vagina isnt yet fully developed (and tight?)
>Very thick? 30mm
Think some of that is wrong but I did my best.
>>29991292
oh and the bit she's saying is just yoroshiku its like "nice to meet you"
Obviously the thing is meant to be for pedos btw, I'd expect nothing less of nippon/4chan
>>29991157
>claiming the name for all of them is onahole, like Coke and sodas
shut up, weeb
Don't want to get put on a list
If I hadn't known any better, I would've thought that's a silicon slab used for simulating gunshot wounds or something.
>>29991492
Le modern witchhunt faec
>>29991325
I laugh because all of the pedos over at /jp/ buy these without doing research simply because they're marketed as "Loli virgin little sister imouto" buzzword shit, and they get them and can't use them because they suck. They're apparently too tight around the dick, too frigid and too small and don't feel good at all. I imagine they'd feel good on someone with a 3" penis (surprisingly common in Japan) but probably not on someone with an average dick.
>>29991492
>be canadian
>read this
FUCK YOU 4CHAN STOP TRYING TO PUT ME IN JAIL
>>29991492
CANADA YES! How long before they start having yurope level rapefugee problems?
>>29991492
>think Canada is a nice place to live, because it is
>remember this
>I remember this every fucking day
>>29989335
How would you even clean that thing
>>29991588
>>29991627
Just ask for discrete shipping
>>29991569
Typical normalfag that has absolutely no idea what they're talking about
>>29991843
>get discrete shipping
>customs checks it anyway
thanks genius 4chan you are real fucking smart
>>29991943
It means they take the onahole out of the box, you moron. they can't say shit when it's just a rubber vagina
>>29991492
What's Trudeau's stance on this sort of thing?
>bought zxy onahole
best 60 bucks I ever dun spent
>>29991989
Who knows. I really don't think lawmakers would revisit things related to cp
>>29991227
cus i wanna see me fill it upand make vids for someone
>>29991492
>live in japan
>order as many pedo onaholes as I want (which happens to be 0 but oh well, still have muh freedom)
>>29989335
I'm thinking of picking one up to help me out.
>TL;DR
>Kissless handholdless virgin
>last year, when I'm 30 and finally cared enough to not be obese I meet a girl
>sex tiem
>can't cum cause scared of relaxing and getting her pregnant amongst other anxieties
>had 4 partners since then
>can't cum with any of them
>stimulation with handjob or blowjob to penis head is too overwhelming (sensitive) and I pull away or tell them to stop
So, I'm thinking I need to jerk off with lube and an anahole to get used to the stimulation and the difference in squeeze that vaginas use compared to my death grip hand.
Suggestions for situation?
My dick is short at 4", anyone found a nice short anahole for short dicks?
>>29992684
>live in japan
where do you live? what do you do in japan? do you like it
>>29991492
Yep, Canada customs does that fuck around with lolicon. However, much of the reason Canadian laws are the way they are regarding 2D lewd is to give law enforcement probable cause for search warrants to sniff around for 3D. Browsing 2D online being considered insufficient cause for search warrant in most cases.
It's stupid and absurd but that is the way they have chosen to go about it given the current wording of 'any depiction of...' in the criminal code.
>>29991292
Thabkyou anon
>>29991839
Tounge, Obviously feggit
>>29992809
Buuy the zxy it's the best.
>>29989335
I'd rather pick a fuckdoll
I got one of these instead
How do you sneak it by your parents?
