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A friend recently had an epileptic seizure and I want to include
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A friend recently had an epileptic seizure and I want to include a Shipman in the get-well-card.

Can anyone assist me in writing one
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>sends you a card
>includes a lethal dose of anthrax
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>Man at home one day
>Has a spontaneous epileptic seizure
>Sent to the hospital
>Doctor comes in
>He wants the bad news
>He will make a full recovery but has to take meds daily
>In a lot of pain, asks to take meds now
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>29988972
Are the initials of your friend A. B.?
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>>29990322
this is decent I would need much more detail to write a better one

god bless based shipman
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>>29988972
>friend has seizure
>wants to get well soon
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>29990395
Literally rough chuckled at this
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Sorry, the only things I can assist in are suicides.
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>friends mom runs into the surgery
>frantically running around in a panic state
>informs me her son has epilepsy
>tells me her son is having an epileptic seizure
>says she doesn't know what to do
>wants me to give her advice based on my medical expertise
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

Post card with results
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>>29990325

No, but not far off
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