>>29988441

Me.

But I defeated myself long ago.

I don't have a job. I win.

What's my prize, OP?

I'm a grad student, though. I think I'd rank near the top in my department. Unless you count professors, then maybe closer to the middle.

Now that I think about it. One of the girls would win, we'd let them.

I'm in reasonably good shape and everyone else apart from one Chad is old or a small woman, so I'd come in second.

Second place out of four. My manager is fat and strong. Been lifting five gallon paint cans every day for fifteen years.

lol muay thai black belt here
first

I work with older women, the men are old too, but I think one is crazy so he probably has a gun, and the other ones are still in shape. I'm kicking all the old roasties ass except for two of them who are super sweet.

>>29988441
I'd probably come first, but only because my coworkers are all manlets. Don't get me wrong, I'm only 5ft 10", but most of them around around ~5ft 7-8", plus they're all weak as fuck. In addition to this, I'm the only one who actually lifts, and I've got fighting experience.

>>29989092
>Muay Thai
>black belt

BR or liar?

>>29989157
BR heuheueheuehe

>>29988441
I don't have a job B^)

>>29989169
I've always found it curious they grade MT by belts there. What are the tests for moving up ranks?

I only work with fat old women. I'd like to believe I could do well... but I'm pretty sure some granny would kick the shit out of me.

Probably pretty high, had an army stepdad who would beat the shit out of ,e, been kickboxing since I was young etc. I'm not a beta autist retard, just depressed

>>29988441
First. Krotty, judo, and some muay thai and boxing. Decently big and young. If not me than fat Tyrone.

>>29988441

me since I carry a gun