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How can dicklets even compete?
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How can dicklets even compete?
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>>29987720
HOLY CANOLLI
I guess I can't cumpete with that
wtf I hate dicks now
I am now a #dickmissile
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Its actually real up to the part where it bends.
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>you will never shove your dick through a girls intestines
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>>29987720

It just gets bigger and bigger every time.
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>>29987987
Source up your claims senpai
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>>29987720
it still hasn't quite hit the back of her head yet.
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>>29987720
>white

calling fake on this one
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>it's not hanging over her shoulder yet
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>>29987720
I actually wish this was possible. Imagine the amount of sexual pleasure that could arise from that.

Holy fucking hell I would be cumming bucket loads into her.
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Nothing to see here just an average Chad dick.
What, are you robots saying your dicks isn't that long? Kind of sad desu
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>>29987720
> dem pea-sized balls
They are pretty much non-existent.
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>>29987720
>2016
>not having a giant futa-size dick

More? Sauce?
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>>29988747
>ywn struggle to push your horse cock 6 inches in and desperately try to get some form of pleasure with the remaining 10 inches
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this is getting out of hand, that's like bigger than a child's arm
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Id be curious to see what's the biggest human dick on the planet.
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>>29987987
It really stops at the top part of her panties, by the band. I've seen many pixels meh.
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>>29987720
It really does get bigger every time
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>>29989836
What the fuck, anon. That's still really fucking big.
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>>29987720
we can't compete

thx op, haven't seen the non shopped version in a while
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it's thick as fuck too
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>>29989853
It's a good thing he is white, huh? Less guilty to self insert you as him and jerk it, pretending you are about to ram your oneitis.
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>>29989803
Jonah Falcon has the largest verified penis at 13.5 inches erect.

Some guy in Mexico claims to have 19 inches, but he's unverified and refuses to post any actual picture or video evidence and is basically a lying piece of shit.
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>>29989915
Jonah Falcon is 9 inches soft LOL
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>>29989915
runner up is a brazilian pornstar that is 12 inches
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>>29989915
What about the dude in the pic? That looks bigger than 13.5inches.

Also, I kinda meant guys whose dick pics are out there.
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>>29989836
>>29987987

both of these are false.

the earliest version of this picture I've seen, several years ago, the dick stops somewhere around pic related and is thinner than current versions. and i'm not even sure if that's the original.

the version I see passed around the most lately is the shooped version where it goes to the waistband on her underwear and has been made much thicker. you can also tell there are some weird shenanigans with his torso and arms being edited as well.
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>>29990052
Seems like you're just jelly of his big fat cock dicklet.
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>>29989989
what pic? the OP? it's extremely fake.

the biggest dicks you're gonna see in pics and vids and porn are basically all between ~7-9 inches tops and use a ton of camera tricks and very tiny girls to make them look bigger.
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>>29987720
>look at picture
>realize that dick is much thinner than his arm
Dicklets, not even once.
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>>29987801

kek, always make me smile
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>ywn throatfuck a girl from behind
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>>29989973
so out of autistic curiosity I decided to measure about how big this dick was.

the average female palm is 2.9 inches wide (not including thumb), with the four fingers tapering slightly narrower to about 2.8.

using a single finger as a 0.7inch basis for measurement I stacked the fingers up the length of his shaft and found out that he's most likely between 7 and 7.21 inches long. he does have some impressive girth though.


angles are pretty much everything in dick measuring contests.
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>>29990052

Nah bro, they're all completely real.
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>>29990730
>dick in his ass
kek
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>>29990730
>bent erect dick
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>>29990468
>found out that he's most likely between 7 and 7.21 inches long +/- 1 inch
fixed that for you
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>>29990730
still waiting for someone to shoop a dick onto her as well.
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>>29990468
7 inches is a very long dick. I think that puts you in the 99th percentile
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>>29991235
delete this false comment
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When you nut but it takes your cum 5 hours to reach the surface.
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>>29989982
you wouldn't happen to have a name would you?

n-no homo.
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>>29991478
You're right actually, I looked it up and I think it's more like the 95th percentile. But still, it is a very long schlong to bring along.
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>>29987720
those are some serious 4th grader shop skills.
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>>29992483
Kid Bengala
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>>29990468

Approximately adjusting for perspective, and going by interpupillary distance, I got ~7.6 in long +/- .4 inches, and ~2.1 inches wide, +/- .1 inch.
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>>29987720
with these dubs you fuck!
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>>29995928
let's play a game nerd
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>>29990730
>tfw no dick get
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how can white dicklets even compete?
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>>29995928
>tfw you will never suck a cock that big
>tfw he will never make you his wife and bring home flowers and chocolates for you
>tfw he will never carry you off to bed and fuck you every night like its your wedding night

>tfw never be a real girl ;__;
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