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I'll start

I didn't ask to be here but I am
Here among the cucks and innocent trucks
That ram through people like they were nothing but mutts
Funny, here was supposed to be bright
Flying cars and endless possibilities took flight
To make room for nothing right
Here I am
I am here
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Smoking crack fucking whores
that's my life, open doors.
I make sick tracks,
fuck girls, bend their backs
mirin those big-ass pecs
Everywhere I go thats all I see
Fuck me fuck this board, I wanna REEEEEE
My rhymes are fucking shit
Pepe witness me, on my rhymes y'all spit
I'm a fucking pussy, faggot, slavic nit,
Never actually been lit

im way too tired for poetry now
pls dont die thread
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fuck this is the only good thread today please don't make it die,
robots be creative
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I'm a KV
I fail socially
My parents hate me
How pathetic can I be
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>>29987502
Bitches never 'mire this squire,
but my rhymes are fire,
and my ungodly rhymin' power? Keeps gettin' higher!
I pity the Chad who is with his Normie life,
no Vicky 2 or Total War! All he'll have's a Stacy whore!
Freedom! To play what I want, and do what I say, no women here to keep my vidya away!!
So next time you mock my virginity and rappin' prime, remember this fiery rhyme and never forget me, The Crown Prince of Grime!

More of a rap, but whatever,
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One for my mommy.

Nine long months I waited pampered by your sweet womb
Nine months to finally see the face of an angel's voice
Day after day I waited in that room of your own making
Would it be an escape or transcendence?
No longer being a part of your essence
A stranger's hand grabs my head, too harsh to be yours
He hands me to my mother
I didn't see the face of an angel above me
I cried for help but she only smiled with the stranger
But on the silver screen you appeared when I had settle with a fear
Oh, mommy. I love you.
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Poo poo pee pee,
Yeah I do dat

Chicken tendies
Yeah I eat dat

A-s-p-i-e
Yeah I got dat

If you a Normie
You better watch yo back
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I'm neet I'm leet like a Korean I go kekeke
I shitpost the most
The kind of woman I hate most resembles beef roast
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>>29987898
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
But your not rapper
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Holding cell
Tortoise shell
I'm doing well

Summer rain
Searing flames
It all feels the same

The fatal flaw
We all want more
Rub it raw

Inherit shame
Play the game
The story remains the same
and we're all to blame
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>>29987656
This

Come on robots you can take a break from shitposting about chad, stacey and tfw no gf for a while.
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b.u.m.p

>>29988749
PoeKino
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>>29989027
>PoeKino
What does that mean?
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"Reddit Isn't That Bad"

Upvote if you dare
Upvote if you care
Of /tv/'s lies you must beware

Edgelords bash fedoras
Edgelords trash Deborahs
They're the same as those they harass

We're on the same boat
We're on the same road
Bane is ours and bacon theirs

wish I had more stanzas tbqhwyrnf
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>>29989156
Poetry kino
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>>29989269
Oh, uh, thanks.

onirigal stop
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fuck me
im bad
fuck off
thats sad
fuck you
thats phone
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at noon I get out of my bed,
my own body is all I have,
no love and warmth to touch,
because myself is all I've got.

bright screens dazzle my vision,
pixels to see and static to listen,
the scenery of this movie is my room,
I am who I've mostly lied to.

timeless home I've fallen into,
at sunrise I offer my soul to you,
but right before I fall asleep,
you put this song on repeat.
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i got all the bitches in the hood
all i have to do is throw in some food
git gud son
git gud son
your mom is muh bitch
i cuck your dad and he makes me rich
i got the power of a motherfucking lich
fuck you nigger, im gonna put you on teh black list
hehe
like that fucker good ol' liszt
i don't know what the fuck im doin
but im gonna leave you on the ruin
git gud son
git gud son
yeah yeah niggz
get this thing going
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beer in one hand
dick on the other
my life everyday
why do I bother
kys my man
I tell to the mirror
call me windows
cause my life's an error
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>>29987502
Shame and sadness, misery
Self destruction, entropy
I see the world in black and red
Alive outside, inside I'm dead
I see each era passing by
And every time it makes me cry
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Counting failures; one, two, three
Everyone is judging me
Wall are closing, I can't see
Time's a-wasting, wave goodbye
A fleeting smile, a final sigh
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>>29990313
Very nice anon.

fucking original as fuck
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>>29989749
>slant rhymes
why is this allowed?
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>>29987502
nigegrs niggers niggers

get me trigggered triggered triggered
lol im great at rapping yes
this is my
best
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What has 4chan grown to be,
Created for robots to moan and ree,
But alas, it is now full of normies.
Full of failed normalfags and fembot feels,
4chan has gone from a lobster dish to a peasant's meal
Sold away to a jap on a shitty deal.
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The voices in my head are my only fucking friends
The rest are temporary, they only play pretend
Quick to turn their backs when the going gets tough
Then they wanna come and ask me why I can't stay off the stuff
I've been alone my whole life, I guess some things will never change
Penny for my thoughts; yeah I know they're kinda strange
But what did you expect, when I'm dangling from the edge?
Maybe I should be grateful, for all the hatred pain and rage?
All the loneliness at night, staring at the ceiling
Snorting up these lines trying to drown out the feeling
All the times I chose drugs cause I had nothing else to choose?
All the times I lost hope cause I had nothing else to lose?
All the times I was abandoned, and you swore that it was random.
You said "people come and go!" yet it's all I've ever known.
Watching people walk away, will make hearts turn to stone.
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>>29991489
Anon, I... Jesus...
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>>29989749
Slick as fuck anon
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>>29991489
>poetry thread on fucking /r9k/
>actual good content

huh...
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One last thing before you leave,
One last thing before I grieve,
Your touch, your smile, it's all so pure,
I will not forget, I am sure.
It felt so nice, to have you here,
to hold your hand, to feel you breathe
But now, now it's all gone.
Every night, awake till the dawn.
Without you, it's all just void,
All the time, I'm paranoid.
That I will be, alone forever
Never to find anyone, never.

tfw no gf
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>>29991489
Holy shit that hit close to home. Well fucking done...
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>>29991633
pls give feedback
also bumping for more poems the sadder the better
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>>29991489
That was fucking brilliant
Bravo sir
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Inside im broke
My life is a joke
Why do I endure on, to see what the future holds?
Existant equivilant to a ghost
They see right through me, I got no hope
So here sit, in a kingdom of mope
Built it myself, its the thing im proud of the most
Because sleep is the only thing that subdues
the suffering
A blissful moment then gone
back to nothing
Im at the edge of the void, and im looking in
But I see nothing but darkness inside within
Doesnt matter if I jump
Doesnt matter if stay
My effect on this Earth will be the same
I matter to no one
Not even to me
Guess its time to hang the noose up on the tree
This is it
Hope you enjoyed my sonnet
Because my lifes a joke
And youre all in on it
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>>29991882
bretty good anon
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>>29991633
oh fug anon pls

orgasmo
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>>29991489
Nicely done my friend.
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This is for the girl with rain gumdrop dreams
Telling me stories you'd never believe
She always stood tall, high and proud
Even though her speaking out, her mother wouldn't allow
This is for her who people now exclaim
That she became dirty and should be ashamed
This for the purity that I sought out
The one locked under chains shrouded with doubt
This world is filled with whores and sluts that walk around naked
She walked outside confused and mistaken
Her head was filled with gumdrop dreams
But one step outside she became unclean
I should of locked her behind her door
But then I would be someone she wouldn't adore
It's not her fault without a doubt
One step outside turns a pure girl inside out.

This a poem from high school. I wrote this about a girl who I grew up with and saw her change.
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>>29992115
Sounds like a normal ol roastie to me
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*record scratch*

>Aye listen up, MC Grenouille up in the fucking spot
>Wizard steppin' all over that hood you sought
>Tactical 2D fapping, normie neck snapping, you're waifu ain't shit bitch, she'll get a slappin'
>With my amphibian cock across her kawaii fuckin' face, a fucking disgrace
>Cyborg motherfuckers can't claim her, ya'll shame her, disclaaaaiiiimer, normies in disguise gon' die.
>You think you can rep the R9K? Bitch welcome the NHK
>Throwin' it over to Wojak, the maniac, show them what we the fuck about
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self meditation
self medication
self sabotage
one year, two years
now it's six
still can't face these fears
time for another fix
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We love our kids so much
That we'll put them in a box
And condition them for years
To be exactly just like us
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>>29987502
Here I stay at six o'clock
Sitting on the quiet dock
Enter nightmares, enter dreams
I am ripping at the seams
Much obliged, I'll take your hand
Lead me to a wonderland
Let me fall and tear asunder
Everything I do's a blunder
Still I manage and I live
Taking back the things I give
All my love and all my hate
All the foes that I create
Enter silence in this gun
Try to count down; three, two, one
Pull the trigger, sound of thunder
Never shall I once more wander.
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i sit in a cage
teaming with rage
and pointless frustration
it's my creation
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They would call me a cyborg
Not welcome to sit among their sort
No friends out there, no sympathies in here
Faceless internet friends I hold onto so dear
Another week of work in the days so near
At least wageslaving numbs me from the fear
They say loneliness is as bad as smoking
I am not alone who the hell are they joking
This board is like my second social circle
They won't notice a thing as long as I am subtle
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Trough my entire life I was there alone
Never had place to call home or my own

Wherever I went I was rejected by default
Tried to understand on whose side lies the fault

I isolated myself to ease the pain
Didn't realize it was my ball and a chain

Tried not to think about an outside world
I started to forget the sound of spoken word

I kept on going for long dead but alive
Without motivation to try and strive

It all changed the day you showed up
I knew it was last call for me to wake up

You made my life no longer grim
I wasn't sure if It's was not just a dream

But now I know that it must have been theft
Because now you are gone and there's no hope in me left
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>>29992477
oh fuck me
organismo
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I like drinking mountain dew
Especially Code Red
Chad's giant dong grew
And told her to spread
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I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE GOD'S CHOSEN
MY DAD MAKES YOUR ASSETS FROZEN
GOY GET OUT OF MY FACE
I WILL END THE WHITE RACE
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>>29992179
Thanks for the mic, now let me slay,
I'm the sickest damn player of this here /r9k/.
I'm the quickest, niggers can go away,
kill two normies every Saturday.

Twist a fucking normie all around,
grab my gat, fill him with two rounds,
now he's on the ground.
Devour the punk, call me a hound.

You think you can mess with me, Boo?
Got stale food platters, grey matter splatters, nothing else matters, this how we do.
Got that poop pail, those piss jugs too.
Go poo in loo.

From ABC to PTSD,
I'm watching Iranian cartoons on my TV.
The frogs in the hood rock my OC
Because it's pronounced like meem and not like meemee.

Fucking wannabee geek
Try to rhyme, but you're weak.
I kill meaner niggers than you every day of the weak,
so my boys can have the mic, it's their turn to speak.
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bump pls dont die
les originales
>>
As i write these words of pure leukemia
The powerhouse of the cell is still Mitochondria
I brows all day the internet for memes
But in the end all i get is bad feels
I rape toddlers on Sims while bored
And in my free time i get cornered
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>>29992179
>>29992902
my boys spittin fire
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>>29992902
I rap so hard, it's like I'm spitting fire.
Weed gets me high, lean gets me higher.
Whoops, my rhymebook is singed. It's burnt.
Verse so mean, even my pic got turnt.
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Uh uh huh yeah.
Fresh out the gate
Just done masturbat-
ing to my own ego now I'm wait-
ing to go out and force the world to my own ideals
I got adhd and I know how it feels
To be ineffectual
And still intellectual
A D D, no escape like bird in a cage
Can't get out but still know the way
To get better
And do better
An be better
One day soon I think I'll be better, but now
I gotta get out of my bed, here
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bump

i love those threads
>>
Daily threads about asses which braaaaap
Regular baits about cocks that are black

Body dysmorphia and worship of traps


Rolls requiring good luck

Oneitis wanting the cuck


Making fun of wagies while earning neetbux
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>>29989498
Best one right here
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pls no 404erino guise post moar
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>>29993683
Let it go, lad. They'd rather play in their brrraapppft threads than actually think for a bit.
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>>29992179
>>29992902
Do a Spurdo rap
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