Girl just flaked on me for second time in a row
Dubs decides what I text her
>>29986367
Can't dodge the Rodger
>>29986367
Tell her she's a cunt for rejecting a nice guy like you.
"your loss babe, too bad you won't get a taste of this dope dick"
>>29986367
instead of texting, splash your hot starbucks latte on her
>>29986399
OH SHIT LAD
remember to record it
>>29986399
I'm not with her
>>29986367
Copy and paste an excerpt of your choice from elliot ' s manifesto
ay baby u wont sum fuk?
text her that you are 21 years old and still a virgin no never kissed a girl
>>29986367
Nothing, and block her.
>>29986367
'What would happen if I took of that mask? Would you die?'
Can I habe da pucci pls
>>29986367
Ayy babby me name is Stanley und I am hot slav boi give me sum pucc blox
(Send pic too)
You'll be the first on the Day of the Rope.
>>29986399
>>29987966
pick your poison op
>>29987976
Choose Stanley bloxo
Send her this spoilered gore.
>>29987946
if you post my pics again your mother will die in her sleep
Ask her if she consent
Just move on with your life. If she starts texting again in a couple weeks, ignore her.
Let me make it abundantly clear that there's no way you can make her feel guilty about flaking or change her ways. She'll actually get mad at you as ridiculous as it sounds: "I'm soooo busy and this asshole is making demands of my time?!? Reeee"
>>29988026
She's already dead, get kekt buddy :^)
Guess you just weren't interested in me. Let's both move on. Hope you fare well on your future endeavors :)
I was supposed to be going on a date tonight.
Planned it a week ago and her replies weren't has big as they were when we were first talking.
I got the "you're a nice guy but It's not going to be me"
>>29988241
Cuck, your gf is probably getting BLACKED right now.
>>29988241
"Noooo anon, I was just so busy! Sorry!" *Proceeds to feed you just enough attention to keep you interested for the next 6 months*
Let's break it down:
>Guess you just weren't interested in me.
Sounds self-pitying.
>Hope you fare well on your future endeavors
Sounds beta/quaint. You think this guy texts girls shit like that?
> :)
No emoticons. Ever. They're beta.
