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>parents say i need to clean my ears >parents say i smell
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>parents say i need to clean my ears
>parents say i smell
>parents say my room is disgusting

So not only do normalfags bully me, but my parents to? Damn
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>>29985899
CLEAN YOURSELF AND YOUR ROOM, ANON.
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Maybe you should stop being such a disgusting piece of shit instead of bitching about it.
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Post your room, Anon.
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these are the people who cleaned up your diaper poop

if they say you're being disgusting you should probably consider it more seriously
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>>29985899
>parents
parents
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You're lucky anon, stop being a little cuckboi
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>is inherently shitty
>people tell you about it
>"OH WOW CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BULLY ME TOO GUYS"
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>>29985899
Tell them to clean their house, it's disgusting
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>>29985899
There's a guy like this at my school, when he smiles there is a thick layer of white on his top gums.

It actually makes me almost throw up when I see it.
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>>29985899
Fucking normies. Don't let them bully you op you're beautiful
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>>29986304
Here

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>>29987649

Anon, if that's really your room, I want you to consider that you have a mild mental illness.

Your parents are probably devastated, but you can make everyone slightly happier (including yourself)! by improving your living space.
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>enter living room
>dad calls me fat

FUCK YOU
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>>29987735
Isn't it obvious he's quite literally autistic from his thread?
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>>29987735
Meh, too lazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSa4F5VmUjU
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>>29987649
Lmao. Wash yourself and clean your room you filthy pleb
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>>29987735
>>29987649

You'd have to be a pathetic fucking faggot to hijeck my thread and try to pass as OP. Lying piece of shit
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>>29988260
Meh, let me have some fame faggot. I don't care
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>>29986474
Those are called teeth, mongoloid.
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>>29986352
>>29986517
this desu familiqua
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>>29988341
fuck you, make your own goddamn thread faggot

>>29986295
>>29986283

Proof that R9K is full of normalfags. A year ago I would be hailed as a hero for standing up against normalfaggotry such as taking a shower. You sicken me
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>>29988688
come on man at least practice basic hygiene
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>>29988733
I haven't taken a shower in 2 months because I don't see the point if I'm not going outside. I cba changing my bed sheets and vacuuming my bedroom floor.
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>>29988820

Do you not feel like shit?

Can you not smell yourself?

Are you just completely fucking retarded?
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>>29985899
Hmmmm, really makes u think....
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>>29985899
The ear part is kind of important.
I keep 'going deaf' in my left ear because all the wax. Not even hydrogen peroxide helps break that shit up.
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>>29988820
>I haven't taken a shower in 2 months


B8. Going outside or not you'd get some kinda fucking rash or staph or some shit without showering that long.
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>>29986304
me mom throws out me cans and trash for me.
>parents say i smell
yep but me mom might lose her job and step-dad is going back to the ward. that is what they get for picking on me.
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>parents bring you into this living hell without your consent
>think they have the right to tell you how to live, even in their own home

Fuck them OP, give em hell. Normies deserve nothing less.
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>>29988820
if not for your parents sake
it can be a good start for getting your shit together
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>>29988971
that is really disgusting
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>>29988985
No you wouldn't. If he knows how to manage his stench, then other people wouldn't even notice anyway. He should probably take a shower soon, though. Stink management is harder in the summer.

Barely showering in the winter is harder to notice
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>>29985899
Hide your poop under their bed and then tell them that their rooms smells disgusting.
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>>29988985
I just took a shower for the benifit of other people. See! I can be selfless at times.

Also I had two big brown patches that looked like dirt on my forearms that I thought were just a skin condition, but after I showered they looked 'softer' and so i started scratching them and it was coming off. So I scrubbed them with a washcloth and now my arms rid of the patches. Turns out they were actually dirt, I had to actually scrub my arms, not just glide the cloth along the skin, but actually rub it hard.

Feels gud man, I feel fresh. Whenever I wash my hair, pieces fall out which is annoying(curly hair problems), but the hairdresser is coming over this week to cut it off. How much should I get it cut off, guys?
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>>29990576
I had the patches for months so I thought they were just a side effect for being unfit as fuck
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I hate showering but I hate BO even more so I shower at least every two days for the sake of my nose and the noses of the people I live with.
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>>29985899
>Get out of bed
>Trip over two weeks old pizza box
This won't stand
>Comb up the stairs
>Angrily waddle all the way to the kitchen
>No service, it's the fourth fucking time
>Mom enters kitchen
>Finally, I have been waiting for what seems like an hour
What do you want sweetie?
>The state of my room is unacceptable, I have never received such bad service in my life
Oh, you want mommy to clean your room?
>Lady that's an understatement
>I also expect compensation for this
Ok baby, do you want tendies for lunch?
>They better have barbecue and honey mustard
Ok, mommy loves you
>Roll my way downstairs because I'm tired of all this walking
>Turn on computer
>Take mountain dew from fridge
>There is a knock on the fucking door
>Cleaning lady demands to come in right now
>I can't tell her to come back later or else I may spend another week waiting
>Research other hotels in the area but they don't take gbps.
I will have to talk with the GBP provider about this later
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>>29987649
Eh, not the worst.
If you ever bother cleaning up, do it in a lazy fashion. Pick up stuff to toss out while you're getting drinks to take back to your room. It's what I do and it's a pretty nice system. Good upkeep.

I still think cleaning the bedsheets is the worst.
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>>29985899
Hygiene is essential for both normies and robots. Stop being greasy and clean yourself immediately unless you're doing it in the name of Nurgle ofc
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>>29988971
I had to give up using that crap because it shifts ears depending on how long I sleep on a side. I end up using my pinky to take advantage of the airtightness in my ear; I can just jam it in there and pull back and the wax comes out.

It's not even crap in my ear canal where I could get it with the swabs, those are always clean for some reason. No this is shit that's like, lodged and built up deeper in my ear. I have to compress that air so it'll come down. The wax is usually reddish-brown instead of yellow. Fuck wax buildup.
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