> Feel like shit
> Pray to God
> Nothing happens
What now? Pic related?
I so wish Satan was real. I'd love to be a satanic priest or something. But then I grew up and realized how childish it is.
Start going to church
>>29985840
I thought God should be able to hear me anywhere. I'm not even a fan of the church.
Maybe he'll help later in life. Praying to him / worshiping him a key to heaven so at least there's that.
>>29985822
Literally nothing
>Pray to god
>Nothing
>Pray to other god
>Nothing
>Pray to the devil
>Nothing
>Slit wrists and make a contract with the devil because retarded
>Nothing
>paint bedroom with satanic symbols in blood hoping something would happen
>Nothing
We're on our own
>>29985853
When is later, though. As far as I can remember everything is shit and fucked.
>>29985863
Maybe you did something wrong. Can you pray wrong? I don't think so.
>>29985872
I'm not a believer or anything, but maybe he'll help you in your desperate times. Lowest of the low kind of stuff.
>>29985872
I don't think I did.
I spent about a month researching black magic and contracts with the devil.
"____ made a contract in blood and became a famous ____"
I try it.
Nothing.
FML
>>29985863
gr8 b8 m8!
Origantee
>>29985916
>anon thinks I'm baiting
>he even did the reddit "gr8 b8" thingy
welp time to abandon ship
> Things get better
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> After a week everythings back to the usual shit
> tfw God lmao's @ ur life
>>29985822
Next step is to pretend you heard voice of God and pretend you get better because of God. Then tell this story to other delusional Christian and circle jerk together to make your pathetic life seems better
It's not like a beam of happiness will suddenly enlighten you after you pray, buddy
How often do you pray?
>>29985989
Always when everything is shit. Sometimes I don't bother. So maybe every second day or so.
>>29985872
>Maybe you did something wrong. Can you pray wrong? I don't think so.
Praying is only for us. God already knows everything that goes on in our head and so won't hear you and clearer just because you put your hands together.
>>29985989
When confronted with something he cannot understand or respond to, christfags mumble, "Muh mysterious ways" or "from whence did life come, mothafucka". This is usually followed by miming crosses and feet shuffling.
>>29985822
When will Satan finally save me and take me away from this horrible place called "earth"?
>>29985822
Try praying to kek instead.
>>29986102
oh kek gimme trips
>>29985822
i used to be on and off about believing in God teen years but as an adult it has been truly hardwired into my brain i literally pray to God everyday probably why i haven't killed myself
>>29986086
but i heard that yes, he knows everything, but you have to ask him directly.
(I'm OP) The thing is, for example I have pain in a very embarassing place 24/7. And I prayed for it to go away and it really did, but only for one day. And now it's back and I can't sleep again. My shit is fucked.
>>29986157
you don't have enough MP
God isn't your butler boy. You have to go out and do something, and maybe he'll guide you or throw a small miracle here or there.
Faith is pretty comfy desu
>>29985822
>What now?
You've tried the rest, now try the best.
Dear kek please answer this anon's prayers
>>29986236
>go out
>get hit by truck
God already provided you with the sacraments. He can hear you, but he knows you know where to go. All mankind should go to the same well for nourishment.
