>you had 51% chance to live the life on easy mode
>born male
FML
>>29985748
you had a 51% chance of being born a female
how did you manage to fuck that one up op
actually more men are born than females but men die more so the female percentage is higher
that's wrong though, you have a higher chance of being born male than female
>>29985769
i have no idea how i managed to fuck up so hard
>>29985788
in total, yes
BUT that's misleading people because they then think that men are dying fast enough to make up the gender disparity, which is untrue
at current, the gender ratio isn't actually balanced until after age 40
>>29985748
Fucking this I could have been a prostitute or cam whore or just trapped a successful man and been set for life fucking hell
>>29985854
or maybe stream minesweeper on twitch to get beta bux
>life as a woman is so easy
>family beats you but cops don't care
>it's only domestic violence if you fight back
>get a job but quickly realize i'm purely eye candy
>can't just be left alone to work like my male collegues
>get fired for romantically rejecting male customers
>have autoimmune illness
>oh anon you're just depressed
>9/10 on the pain scale 24/7
>"stop being so upset and angry anon! are you on your period?"
>6 years for diagnosis, treatment, finally go into remission
>think i can finally move on with my life
>use my newfound energy to reapply to university and realize i'm forced to explain my entire academic history
>"hi i attended your school but i had to drop out because i got so sick i couldn't get out of bed and then someone tried to kill me and law enforcement just laughed it off as 'vindictive bitch syndrome'."
>work wagecuck jobs to supplement my ssdi
>back pain from lugging crates which are too big and heavy for a woman
>ghettoized into the work which pays too poorly for men to take
>guys are hitting on me all the time but can barely conceal my boredom. i don't fucking care about the fucking weather.
>140 iq, only attracted to intelligent men
>they assume i'm a bimbo then fip their shit when they figure out i'm smarter than them.
>ego & confidence issues
>never get a call back
where's the part when i sink my claws into a man and use him for all he's worth? fuck you robots and your ignorant misogyny.
>>29985980
Hey! You should really take your own life today ;)!
Genuinely glad I wasn't born a woman desu. When Clarence Thomas said there was dignity in the suffering of the slaves he was on to something. I can put my hand to God and say genuinely and honestly that my existence hasn't made anyone's life any worse (except maybe my parents I guess, but if that's true they haven't admitted it to me).
I don't hate women as a rule, I just don't trust most of them.
>>29985748
>more than half the world is complete crap
>51% chance to live on easy mod
yeah no
>>29985980
>someone took their time to write this
Regardless if you pasted that, kill yourself
>>29985980
>back pain from lugging crates which are too big and heavy for a woman
>muh equality
careful what you wish
>>29985809
What do you mean?
You saying there are more males then femals below the age of 40? Source?
>>29985748
>50% chance to be born female
>born male
>more than 50% chance to look at least below average
>be born extremely ugly
>also a manlet
How do you fuck up that bad on the genetic lottery ?
>born female
>won't be able to have the most aesthetically pleasing body and fight in battle.
oh wait
>it's 2016 and not 490 BC
>>29985980
Straight to the copypasta notepad
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