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You pay men for services you can't do. Other than that,
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You pay men for services you can't do. Other than that, they are useless to you.
Women's only use is sex. They offer a service; sex and intimacy.
Being friends with a woman does not make sense because you will inevitebly want intercourse with her if you find her physically attractive, and the possibility of rejection increases dramatically, the longer you two are friends. This is because she "sees you as a friend" ie the female realises she can exploit you of your intimacy without recouperating with sex. Obviously females enjoy sex or else they wouldn't have it, but sex for them is like chocolate. If they want some, they can just go get it. Whereas for males, sex is like excersise; if we want results we have to work extremely hard. (Unless you have good genetics and fast metabolism, then all you have to do is mimic normie behaviour and not sperg out, then you can get laid).

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add me on sky if you wanna have a IM chat

james.joey3

i will change your life
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When was the last time a girl rewarded you with sex for saving her life? How about when you defended her from being raped/picked on by bullies? When you took her to prom, only for her to be fucked by Chad that night? Oh she's bipoler/depressed/autistic? And you looked after her for how many years? Oh my God, she cheated on you with Chad! All you did for her, the money you spent. No matter what, you shall not kill yourself because there's plenty of fish in the sea... Oh wait? The guy who bullied you all throughout highschool, set your hair on fire, called you a nigger/paki/whitetrash/pizza face; you just caught him fucking your mom? Holy shit dude that is when you kill her and kill yourself.
Murphy's law everybody: 'Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong at the worst possible moment.'
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>implying I can't get a brojob from my bro who's totally not gay

Get a load of this faggot
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>>29984360
Nice boobs. Could you post more from her?
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>>29985506
>nice boobs
>obvious scars from titty enhancement
NOT EVEN ONCE
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>>29985654
I don't give a shit, theyre still nice and would fuck em and suck on em for an eternity.
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However, what if there was someway we could cheat the system? If we could get laid as easily as going to the store and buying chocolate? Females would hate it, detest it, do anything in there power to stop it because it would mean they would lose there most powerful asset. No longer would the makeup payoff, the boob job, the excersise. No longer would they get away with treating us like dirt, teasing us with a chance for intercourse. They'd have to become decent human beings. And sometimes masturbation isn't enough, us men, we long to fondle and suck a pair of tits. Make a girl moan and squirm while we suck on their pussy lips, grab the back of the head of some slut and ram your cock down her throat.
And to do that gentlemen, God gave us a wonderful gift, Prostitutes and escorts.
So save the time, money and social skills you were going to expend on that nice (remember: a nice person doesn't neccessarily mean they are a good person)qt3.14 coworker, and take a trip to thailand and have no bullshit orgies.
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