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> be me
> see bottle of whiskey in dad's liquour shelf
> say fuck it why not
>try some and taste horrible
> mix it with pink lemonade in a mug
> chug it all
> fuck too much
> go upstairs
> lose common sense
> start dancing macarama
> Shitpost messagest on fb
> Go outside
> Dad comes out dressed
> fuck he leaves for work now
> Asks me what im ding
> "im just getting pokemon on pokemon go"
> gets mad and slams door
> Start stumbling out of my area to the nearest bus stop
> ask bussie what hes up to
> says, "just always livin"
> kek
> go back home
> lay under a bush
> Tries to get up but can't
> Rolls out of it
> Walks across the street to apartments
> get nervous because dad might be around
> fuck fuck fuck
> Go underneath another tree
> Sleeps under that tree
> wtfamidoing.jpg
> wake up
> look around and see nothing at my house
> walks back inside
> mom is asking if something is wrong and i say no
> Feel like im dying
> fuck why did i do this
> Can barely move
> Turn on phineas and ferb
> play it super loud
> go to bed
> wake up
> take a drink out of a nearby cup
> FUCKISTHIS
> throw cup on the ground
> turns out i peed in a cup before going to bed