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What sort of girl do you want, r9k? There are plenty of odd-ball, geeky and fetish-friendly women out there...
>having preferences over different types of girls
what?
>>29983783
Who is she?
oreifuhgruyhkfa
>>29983783
I prefer very skinny (but not anorexic) girls.
I like crazies.
You could say these are the traits I want, but I'm a robot so I would accept any female.
>>29984074
Some anons like redheads ocer brunettes, etc... See >>29984150
>>29984138
Some fetish model.
>>29983783
>There are plenty of odd-ball, geeky and fetish-friendly women out there...
Yeah but they're all in relationships with Chads and normies
>>29983783
isn't fat
isn't hideousdoesn't have a penis
>>29984216
Chad does not historically date the same woman for long, and normies break up all the time, so just catch them in between boyfriends.
>>29984229
There are lots of women out there who fit those criteria. If you are single, why?
I have a thing for girls that I can at least find a little bit cute and that will talk to me.
>>29983783
A chubby, bookish woman who likes to write, doesn't really like sex but loves cuddling.
Some day...
>>29984327
What do you have against sex?
>>29984449
Idk, just always had a really low sex drive. I like physical intimacy, just not stuff involving genitals.
I know that's weird, but hey, we're on r9k.
>>29983783
>Your type?
I like girls that are a little bit of a bitch but in that cold, calculating and bookish/shut-in way. Physically, short blondes with short hair, a little on the anorexic side.
I want an SJW femdom to discipline me, I've been a naughty fascist.
Vanilla personality in a non-normie way.
A physique that doesn't scream weakness or laziness.
No crazy tendencies. Strong mental and emotional integrity.
Not religious.
>>29984597
You're not a fascist if you want THAT.
>>29984597
Good luck with THAT, they all want the exact opposite it seems.
Pierced and dyed tumblr girls look qt as fuck to me. I know they're all stupid attention whores though so I can only collect pictures of them
>>29984253
>If you are single, why?
idgaf
>>29984653
and there lies your problem with women, you see them as magical creatures that are nothing like you, while they actually are flawed human beings like every guy you have known
take the red pill mate, drop the pussy from the pedestal
>playing the normie dating game at all
>>29984715
I meant there's no point in dating such ones. They would ride a pierced Chad's cock once they can even more willingly than normie girls would
>>29984238
> Settle for used goods
>>29984238
Then I wouldn't be the only person to try to catch her. Why would she date me when there're better options?
>>29983783
I want a qt quiet girl who isn't really social. So fae i have only found the opposite
I like ones that breathe.
>Chubby (has a neck and no belly hang)
>Like Asians and Hispanics but don't really care 2bh
>short so I feel dominate once in my life
>shares at least one of my interests like a show or activity
>has a sense of humor and doesn't need me to plan out every conversation
But I will never meet this mythical being
Don't get me wrong though I would settle for less anytime it's just why put the effort into someone you don't truly want/look for in life
Petite, bookish girls give me the biggest >muh dick
Bonus points if shes a total shutin and just reads all day
+5 boner for stutteringWorst thing is I look so normie one of them rejected me for it
>>29986797
Thissu desu ne
>>29986374
>A slightly overweight woman in 2016 who is shorter than you and probably likes GoT or anime or some shit
>Laughs at funny things
>Mythical
Are you shit posting 4 real senpai?
>>29984502
i'm the same way op
originallll
>>29983783
>A bit outgoing but not too much
>Sporty so we could go running together
>Open minded about sex
>no tattoos or big piercings
>not stupid
bonus
>plays an instrument
>can cook
>similar musical preferences
>big tits
>>29983783
black hair
slightly pale, white
short
that's it senpai
>>29983783
One that isn't a fucking whore.
Pale
Chubby
Long dark hair
Likes to hike
Nice smile
Likes to travel and go on road trips
Articulate
Knows a lot about a subject I know nothing about (biologist?)
NO KIDS
Upbeat, optimistic
Not too religious
Doesn't give me a bunch of shit for working hard
Nice, not a feminist
>>29986797
>that
>girl
Original
>>29987081
>chubby
>optimistic
What a shitty normalfag taste
>>29987081
This describes me really well, only I have naturally mousy hair and it is dyed blonde/has blonde highlights.
>>29987168
No thanks, if you dye your hair you're a whore.
>>29987179
Not really, you might as well if your hair colour was naturally drab.
>>29984653
she looks awesome but I'd only ever look at her
>>29987168
518?? Not enough content apparently
>>29987179
I have a fairly natural look, it is mostly my natural colour. Not that I'm looking for approval, but lots of none-whoreish women dye their hair, you should be a little more open to it. Now tattoos... those are a red flag.
normal weight, maybe slightly thicccc
5'3 short womanlet
brown hair, hate blondes
green eyes
good butt
likes being abused
that is all
>>29987264
>camwhores on /r9k/
>not a whore
L O L
O
L
>>29987264
>those glasses
FUCKING.... NO!!!
>>29987264
pizza you aren't fooling anyone
>>29983783
I like my girls to actually be 10-12 year old boys
>>29987286
is not camwhoring if you block ur face :D:DD
t. big roasti
>Girls seem to enjoy being friends with me
>But don't want to date me
>Hear the same reply multiple times.
>"You remind me too much of my brother"
>"You remind me of my older brother"
That's when I realized I had a thing for imouto-type girlsand for imouto.
>>29983783
the one who cares about me
I prefer girls of the 2D variety
>>29984653
>Pierced and dyed tumblr girls look qt as fuck to me. I know they're all stupid attention whores though so I can only collect pictures of them
same here anon
>>29986797
>a shut in who reads all day
I would love this. An extroverted girl would be too much for me. How great would it be to have someone who's okay with spending the night just staying inside together?
>>29987179
So, literally all girls who dye their hair are whores?If I dye my hair as a male, am I also a whore?
>>29987445
Yes and a nu male too
I like tall tomboys but I'm not picky at all
>>29987385
You think an introverted girl is great until you talk to her. I talked to this one asian girl that only studied or read books in her spare time and had quite a few friends - couldn't break the barrier with her at all and had little in common and she was often too shy to just make stupid jokes with me for fun
>>29987480
i don't know why introverted guys think an introvert gf would be good for them
you'd both basically sit around and do nothing. at least extroverted girls make you get up and do shit with them
>>29987499
Because introvert doesn't mean autistic retard, moron.
>>29987499
>extroverted girls make you get up
>>29987264
I don't think i've seen a woman stop dying their hair after they start, it's a red flag to me.
>>29987453
I don't get why robots hate nu males. They're literally better than robots in every way
>>29987499
They only make me annoyed with them or just hate them
>>29983783
At this point... I'm 31 years old. I just want a chick that isn't a cunt or a slut and at least has SOME things in common with me.
I like crazy chicks with tattoos and piercings.
The problem is that I don't want to get cheated on.
I've already accepted that I am going to be alone for the rest of my life.
>>29987561
>he thinks he's going to find a non-slut at the age of 31
you missed the boat 10 years ago anon
>>29987316
Specifically did so to keep the relevancy, my face doesn't matter when I'm trying to make a point and see how robots feel about dyed hair. I think when they think of dyed hair they think of damaged and outlandish hair, which isn't always the case.
Just curious, if dyed hair is whoreish, would you not date a girl who wore make up at all? What if it was the "natural" look?
Most women will dye their hair at some point to avoid gray hairs.
>>29987587
>Most women will dye their hair at some point to avoid gray hairs.
shameful, women can't even age gracefully
>>29986797
>the person in your pic
>she
>>29987601
To be fair most men don't age so well when it comes to hair either... gray hair is still more attractive than balding or bald.
I want a qt sociopath gf to scheme against my enemies with
>>29987587
You do realise that when desperate virgins on r9k say that they "wont date a girl with dyed hair/makeup" that they're lying, right?
Anyway - everyone knows how dyed hair looks like. you don't need to post a picture of a woman (coincidentally yourself) to prove this, which is why you get called a camwhore.
>>29987632
and men who get hairplugs are rightfully made fun of
>>29987544
Not always true, it can be easy to stop if you dye your hair close to your natural and then just let it grow out. It also depends on whether they have dyed it a semi-permanent colour or a permanent colour/bleached it. Having highlights vs your whole head changes it to, it can be pretty easy to just let highlights grow out.
>>29987587
>Just curious, if dyed hair is whoreish, would you not date a girl who wore make up at all? What if it was the "natural" look?
I would greatly prefer someone who didn't wear makeup unless it was specifically for sexual purposes, or for fun. Someone who considers it part of their daily ritual, no thanks.
one who acts lewd around the house, wearing sexy lingerie for no reason, naked apron and such stuff
too bad most fetishist women are ugly as sin
>>29987644
This is my point though, dyed hair doesn't always look the same. Not by a long shot. I only posted because I feel my colour is less obnoxious and my hair isn't insanely fried or damaged, which is pretty heavily associated with dying your hair.
>>29987657
>and men who get hairplugs are rightfully made fun of
Unless they're rich and famous. 99% of actors and celebrities have hair transplants, you know that, right? From George Clooney to David Beckham or Nick Cave.
>>29987453
Not even close lol. I'm thinking of dyeing it raven black to get a more gothic look
>>29987657
I would argue the man with a hair transplant is still going to be more attractive than friar Tuck, most people aren't going to know a guy has had a transplant or plugs.
>>29983783
I want a dwarf qt with dark eyes, bangs and a huge ass + thighs. Knew a girl like this in hs who might or might not have been into me. Probably not though since I'm kind of a delusional person.
>>29987701
they are also vain normie retards
>>29987719
idk who that is but its true, its more obvious when women do these kind of thigns since they want to look like 30 years younger
>>29987701
most people don't even realize how many older actors in hollywood have hairplugs.
matthew mcconaughey has them too. he had a very recessed hairline.
I like them pretty and very skinny.
Pic related.
>>29987733
Friar Tuck is from Robin Hood, he has the top of his head shaved like a monk. Which is a common balding pattern.
>>29987759
This one looks quite fit actually
Body like Minxy
Personality like Ikaros from Sora no Otoshimono
Lesbian but not sexual at all, virgin, does whatever I tell her to
>>29983783
>300 replies
Oh look, it's another trash bait thread.
I love tits, but all the girls I've hooked up with had small tits. (Flat chests are a turn off tho)
I guess I'm not picky
Chunky/chubby/thick tomboyish girls with a penchant for bondage
>>29987719
>a transplant or plugs.
But anon, transplant=plugs.
>>29987756
Yeah, he's had it too. Honestly at this rate I can't even think of anyone who hasn't had them, even "bald" actors like Nicholson had some to fill in the middle of the head so that they don't look like Costanza/Picard.
>>29988179
>Chunky/chubby/thick
>tomboyish
Choose one
>>29988220
Chubby/chunky/thick
Why I bother is beyond me. Nothing will ever do.
>>29983783
>odd-ball, geeky and fetish-friendly women
In my experience, these are the worst women to be with
I love anime and the like, but honestly even normie women are less degenerate than "nerd-women"
Any person that was a member of "band club" always has some sort of disgusting and deranged secret story to share with me
>>29988305
Why are nerd women more degenerate??
>>29988305
Autistic and otherwise insane women are always hypersexual.
>>29988336
That's not true at all. I'm insane and sex-repulsed
>>29987499
my friends make me get up and do shit with them all the time, and it annoys the shit out of me. I don't like going outside. So no, an introverted girl would actually be perfect for me.
I prefer sitting inside shitposting, playing vidya, and reading then "getting turned up XD" or whatever extroverted women do.
>>29987499
>make you get up and do shit
How is that a good thing?
>>29983783
The only girl I'd consider living with is one that is asexual, aromantic, no friends or family, and not easily offended. Preferably NEET and hikki. The relationship would initially only be held together by the economic advantage of sharing an apartment. I would try to get in her pants by offering to do most of the chores, and often she would still turn me down but would never be offended. Eventually I might befriend her enough that she'll start to like me, however only on a platonic or shallow sexual level.
Otherwise I'm fine being alone. Rate my fetish.
>>29983783
for body I like all types but fat, obviously. curvy, slim, breasts of all kinds, white, black, asian, hispanic, mixed, whatever. as long as she's got a cute face and long, dark hair I'm sold.
personality wise i like smart, loyal, down to earth, demure, likes to wear girly clothing like skirts, stockings, sundresses, oversized sweaters. yoga/slutpants are ok on occasion around the house, but I'm really just not a fan of jeans ever. i like girls who are a little dorky, and passionately sexual, into experimentation but has saved it for committed long term relationships only (3 years minimum, mine have been 5 and 7 years respectively).
basically a female version of me except for the clothing and demure part.
of course this girl doesn't exist, at least not in enough numbers that it's realistic to expect anything near this if you want more than one relationship per decade apparently.
my experience is usually I'll meet a girl who seems promising, we'll get to know each other, inevitably start talking about past experiences. they all seem to love that I've only ever had two long term relationships (which is strange because r9k constantly claims all women want a Chad who's fucked 50,000 women) then she'll confide in me that she's had a casual partners and I'll tactfully let her know that promiscuity is a turn off to me in a potential partner. keep in mind these aren't dates. i'm not pursuing these girls, I'm just getting to know them from my social circles and there's a vague mutual interest in each other as human beings.
for whatever reason modern women base their worth around men desiring them sexually, and when you say you just want companionship and that you're never going to fuck them, they drop you like a rock.
it's depressing as hell and I've been so lonely for so long that i'm legitimately thinking of just turning to prostitution to satisfy my basal desires and giving up on attempting any kind of voluntary relationships with modern females.
>>29988830
>thinking a true asexual would ever have even a "shallow" sexual interest in you.
>not just being a thinly veiled pure virgin waifu fantasy
Otherwise it's an interesting power dynamics fetish. For me personally I'd get off on the idea that she's trading degrading sex, which she doesn't want or care about or enjoy at all, for favors and support on my part. Of course r9k will autistically scream that this is all women in the first place.
>>29987283
All me except I am 5ft 4
For looks, I like girls that are short, petite, white, have short brown hair and a cute face. No piercijgs or tattoos, and no slutty clothes.
For personality, I expect basics like loyalty, loving, not a slut and so on. Sharing some of my interests and having good sense of humor are also things I'd look for, also for her to think for herself and be honest, I hate yes men as well as people who can't carry a conversation because they can't form their own opinion, and instead agree with you on whatever you're saying. What's really important is that they be more than just a girlfriend, but also a best friend. Someone I could do anything with and have fun, not just someone to fuck.
I would also want them to be a virgin. If they were raped and they aren't avrigin because of that I wouldn't hold it against them though, it only matters to me that they're a virgin because it shows respect for the relationship and the intimacy of having sex that they'd save their virginity for me, but they can't be blamed for being raped unless they were acting like a slut, but if they were acting like a slut, I wouldn't have anything to do with them in the first place.
>>29988946
There are plenty of asexuals who masturbate and can orgasm. It's a spectrum. I imagined it as her being interested in me like she would a masseur.
Also I don't really care about virginity. If she's asexual then she didn't instigate it and probably didn't care much for it either.
>>29983783
A fully developed mute teenage girl.
I just want a girl who shares the same tastes in anime and Vidya games
I also want to cuddle with them as well.
a girl that likes me is already quite rare
i like outdoorsy girls
Pale, skinny vampire girls who are awkward and quiet and shy, but still opinionated and smart and self confident. Kind of needy but can tell when to give space. Smells like roses. Big brown eyes, soft skin, small girlish shoulders, tiny waist, tiny hands, a built in natural mistrust of society. She has short hair.
>>29983783
My perfect woman:
>5ft 8 or 9
>Pale skin
>black hair
>freckles
>petite
>medium sized tits
>nice ass
>intelligent
>independent and outgoing
My teenage crush essentially set the precedent.
>>29989081
>asexual
>masturbate
looooool.
>>29989198
i think it's extremely rare that an 8 or 9 year old will be 5 feet tall, so you might be out of luck.
>>29989162
go back to your crispy thread, fagi know your feel tho :(
>>29989222
What? I meant 5ft 8" - 9", not 8 - 9 years old.
Nice dubs anyway.
Thicc with a big phat booty lmao
>>29989222
reddit-tier comment, hang yourself
>>29983783
>Skinny
>Virgin
>>29983783
>Must have a rational well though political opinion(keyword is rational).
>Must be able to hold conversation about subjects without muh emotions(PC, slimes, niggers, etc).
>Must have basic Hygiene and must be able to take care of herself
>Must have a good BMI(not underweight or fat)
>If she does not want kids then she can go and fuck off
>Must be white
>Tradional gender roles are a big plus but probably not feasible
I will never get a girlfriend.
