Here's an interesting question. At one point does one stop becoming a virgin?
Is it the climax? Is it simply penetration? What constitutes losing ones virginity?
One thrust into a vagina.
I remember there was a thread on here once with people who questioned whether fingering someone made you a virgin.
It's obviously the point of penetration that makes you a non-virgin, although I might accept mutual masturbation with someone to count.
When you tell someone you aren't. Problem salved
also what's your asl
>>29982626
Usually defined as PEEN IN VAG.
>>29982626
>interesting question
It's not interesting at all. It's fucking boring and stupid. There is only one, exact answer.
>erect benis has entered bagina
>>29982708
Does it matter if it's consensual or not?
>>29982655
>>29982703
>>29982708
what about weenus in anus
>>29982626
when you complete sex with penetration
>>29982729
No.
>>29982750
If you're homogay then yes it counts.
For me it would be when a girl wants to be fucked by you and be happy she did afterward. Otherwise the virginity curse is still there (even if technically you might not be). Prostitues wouldn't count; you'd just be a dirty virgin.
>>29982793
RAPE = NO VIRGINITY
LETS GO BOYS
STRAIGHT TO THE DORMS
>>29982828
>girl wants to be fucked by you and be happy she did afterward
>Prostitues wouldn't count
Prostitutes do want to be fucked by you and will be happy they did.
>>29982867
>Prostitutes do want to be fucked by you and will be happy they did.
Nope. They'd rather take my money and NOT fuck me. By far. And they'll regret it after but at least the money brings them some comfort I would assume.
>>29983037
Have you ever been with a prostitute?
>>29983037
>They'd rather take my money and NOT fuck me.
What if they had to just sit there for the whole hour twiddling their thumbs with NOTHING else to do, do you think they'd rather fuck you than do nothing?
>>29983096
No.
>>29983110
That's a good question. MAYBE? But it's a silly hypothetical, they'd have their phone. I literally cannot even compete with that.
>>29983037
You must be one ugly, fat, smelly son of a bitch.
>>29983140
>I know everything about x
>Well I don't have any experience about x but I still know everything about x
/r9k/ in a nutshell.
>>29983148
Just a bit ugly desu. I used to be fat though.
>>29983170
>shave
>shower
>go to high class escort
>sex
It's literally that easy to lose your virginity. And you'll have a good time too.
>>29983181
>high class escort
Maybe they act very nicely... but they're still paid to pretend. Which would be depressing to me, don't think I could get into it. I guess I'm no fun. And I just have it in my head that nothing would really change. I still have the same issues. I guess you can still get some experience and confidence from it though.
I didn't have to try to redefine virginity though, it made no sense. It was a joke. But I'd still feel like I cheated my way out of it.
>>29983329
There's literally no downside. Think about it for a moment. The escort/prostitute is your personal sex trainer. She will teach you how to be intimate with a girl. After you have been with her a few times, you will gain a new insight into being with girls. It will start to become natural. It will be your first step into being able to get girls the normal way.
You have to rub your genitals against another person. If its done in correct form, god of sex will cross your name over in the list of virgins. Then if you look to the east next time sun is at its peak you should see four ravens fly above the oak tree, then you know.
>>29983422
I kek'ed, 10/10 m8
>>29983422
I was going to make a snarky comment about there being a Fuck Note, used by fuck gods. But then I realized... someone has probably done that already. I don't even want to google for it.
>>29983374
You know what, it makes sense.
Still not sure I could do that.
But your way of looking at it is less silly (and self-deprecating) than mine...
Fucking a pussy or anus removes your virgin title. You plebs saying fucking a prostitute/escort just makes you a dirty virgin sound like girls who say they're virgins but sucked some guy off once.
It's no big deal and it's not magical. It's not even that special
>>29983543
I'm speaking from personal experience, m8. I was a virgin at an age where you're not supposed to be one, and my first gf would have been disappointed at how bad I would have been in bed. My first few awkward times were with prostitutes. A far better thing to be bad with girls you will never see again, rather than someone you truly love.
>>29982867
Prostitutes want money, not sex.
>>29983586
Just remember, all women are whores. The only difference is the form of payment. Some take cash, others take dinners/gifts/compliments.
>>29982626
penetration imo
>>29983602
Heh OK. Yeah. I do worry about that. It's gonna sound arrogant, but I honestly think I would do OKAYish. I know I'm not going to last long. So I won't rely on that. And take it slow.
If it were just casual sex on the spot though, that wouldn't go well.
>>29982655
so gay people are virgin forever? lol
>>29983851
You never know. You might do okay your first time. But it could also be a complete disaster. That's why it's better to have a bit of practice under your belt. Your first few times, you're likely to have trouble getting it up, and when you do, you'll come in seconds.
