>she tells you, "eww, I hate swallowing cum!"
>in the past she told Chad, "I want more, yum!"
Why would someone be sucking your dick if they're not into it?
Usedgoodsposting is a fucking art form
>>29981172
Because this is a shitty bait thread meant to play on your insecurities as a sexually underexperienced man and/or make OP feel better about being a permavirgin
>You stay at home and wither
>She takes Chad's cock up the shitter
>swallows cum
>agrees to be filmed
>is completely happy when finished
how anons? how does he do it? did he pay her? how the fuck did he manage to get this woman
>>29981074
>she looks you in the eyes and says "I love you more"
> but does not mention all that was swallowed of chads white load
>you give her love and affection it couldn't be sweeter
>chad makes her moan louder than concert speakers
>You're a dedicated memer and 4channer
>She licks up Chad's yummy baby batter
>>29981231
>you spend all day on the computer
>while chad puts it up her pooper
>>29981227
I figured. Because obviously someone would have to be pretty damaged to be constantly giving themselves sexually to someone they don't even find attractive.
>>29981274
It will always be something incomprehensible to robots.
>>29981172
It's true... :( Blowjobs are for the alphas. Women enjoy blowing them because they respect and admire then and want to please them, but also because they somehow truly enjoy being used and degraded by them. It's almost enough to make them come. Betas only give oral.
>>29981074
>while you're making the same thread
>she's giving chad head
>>29981074
source or more of webm?
>>29981386
>most successful thread of the day
>Chad says "Hey babe, let's lay".
>you'll miss while you're in the navy
>She'll forget you and just drink chads baby gravy
>>29981381
>Betas only give oral.
Yes. And for the bull too. You should be happy to be allowed to please your wife this way after having had to prep him.
>you give bucks
>chad gives fucks
>she begs chad for his big black penis
>you beg your guild for loot "i need this"
>you think shes got style and class
>at night she eats chad's ass
>you're studying the law of conservation of mass
>chad's pounding her virgin ass
>your obesity gives you angina
>chad fucks her vagina
>you loved her in junior high
>chad's giving her a cream pie
>she's your heart throb
>she's giving chad a rim job
>Sitting around waiting on her text
>Chad has her doing butt sex.
>You're eating ready-made meals for one
>she's eating buckets of chad's hot cum
>you want to be her boyfriend
>chad has apprehended her backend
>you can't even ask for a date
>she has threesomes with Chad and his mate
>your sleep is filled with romantic dreams
>chad's ears are filled with her frantic screams
>you wake up crying in bed
>she wakes up chad with head
>your're permissive
>she's chads submissive
>she says you're like a brother
>chad makes her a mother
>you're planning your own death
>chad has her out of breath
>you're reading about ways to suicide
>chad's marrying his beautiful bride
>you say height doesn't matter
>chad fills her with his baby batter
>Stacy doesn't know you exist.
>Chad convinced her to let him fist.
>>29981274
>swallows cum
A lot of girls genuinely enjoy it. Although it looks like she didn't really get any in her mouth
>agrees to be filmed
Some people get off on the thought of other people getting off on them.I know I do.
>is completely happy when finished
Satisfaction in a job well done. No seriously making other people cum is awesome
Although you're right that it's entirely possible she is a hooker
>>29981074
My gf can't get enough of mine
She calls it my milky
Do you want me to make your milky babe
Give me your milky
Mm delicious
Oh so much!
>>29981968
>A lot of girls genuinely enjoy it.
Doubtful
>Some people get off on the thought of other people getting off on them
Doubtful
>No seriously making other people cum is awesome
If you're a guy and it's rewarding, if you're a girl there's nothing to it
>You sent her a valentines card
>Chad's pounding her pussy hard
>>29981726
>you poorly copy anons' hard work
>he shoots cum in her eye, "Chad you're such a jerk ;)"
>you steal anons' poems
>Chad makes your one-itis moan
>>29981968
>Satisfaction in a job well done.
Stacys drunk
Chads spunk
>>29982495
>if you're a girl there's nothing to it
that doesn't stop girls from loving making their guy cum.
my ex would get really happy and excited every time I busted a nut on her face or tits, and want to basically make out with my cock afterward. not suck or lick, just kiss it all over and nuzzle it with her nose while she smiled and looked satisfied. i never really understood it, but i rolled with it anyway.
>>29981172
because you paid for it? ever been to an asian massage place?
>>29982639
>that doesn't stop girls from loving making their guy cum.
>my ex
>you're someone she talks to, leans on and trusts
>chad eats her share of pizza, leaving only the crusts
>you always surprise her with such thoughtful gifts
>when she falls asleep, chad staples her tits
>you dream up new ways to win her true love
>she screams as chad bites the head off the dove
>you try really hard to impress her dad
>chad puts his cigarettes out in her vag
>you tell her the things that inspire you most
>chad instagrams 300 pics of her roast
>you notice her haircut, a style you can't miss!
>chad makes her wear burkas, then soaks her in piss
>you hope she's impressed by your high tech new phone
>chad forces her to watch Attack of the Clones
>you invite her to check out new games at the mall
>chad makes her fellate him while he whistles bird calls
>you accepted her race, immigrants to your town
>chad calls her "shitskin" because she is brown
>even when she gets fat, you say she's skinny
>chad makes her paint his warhammer minis
>you drive 30 miIes to watch her sick cat
>chad tells her mother that she's into scat
>you buy her steam games, not even on sale
>chad makes her start the transition to male
>she comes to your birthday with gifts that she baked
>but she brings chad along, and he shits on the cake
>she tries to keep you inside the friendzone
>but you date chad instead, and she dies alone
>>29982639
>that doesn't stop girls from loving making their guy cum.
they dont care because it's not hard to make a guy cum
no girl brags about it the way guys do
she thinks she actually has to work for Chad to keep her (he won't)
she thinks she's doing her unattractive beta cuck provider a service by even touching his penis
>You study life and enjoy the arts
>she licks chad's ass and eats his farts
>>29982726
>chad forces her to watch Attack of the Clones
>>29983118
wallace and gromit is based show
also pls do i want to hear it. In my head it is said to the backing track of fresh prince of bel-air.
>>29981074
I think I understand now. The shitty rhymes are part of the meme.
>>29983152
okay will do this is the instrumental I'm considering using
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvyQQ-hQU9E
ok I got a portion of a song I need to edit it more but ill try and upload it onto youtube and then link it and edit it tomorrow (kinda sleepy)
ok so I have to convert the file from wav to a video format and then upload to youtube (which I hope works because it says I need to own the copyright to whatever I'm using lol)
>>29981726
>>chad's ears are filled with her frantic screams
Damn Chad stop being so rapist.
>you proclaim yourself as a proud MGTOW
>Chad is ravaging virgin pussies RIGHT NOW
>>29983152
okay I'm exporting it going to post the youtube link asap ...spoiler I did this really fast and haven't edited it so its pretty shit
Here is the youtube link, Sorry it's so short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irszLIT3qGY&feature=youtu.be
ill add more lyrics to it and edit it more later on today...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp1UI04o7ZA
fucking a bitch to this song and im having fun
>>29981968
>I know I do.
Fembot is Chad's fucktoy in camera. Know your place bots.
>Actually anon, I think of you as a friend
>Oh Chad, don't stop pissing inside my rear end!
>You feed her ice cream after her tonsillectomy
>Oh yeah Chad, pump those hot jets into me!
>>29984324
>don't stop pissing inside my rear end!
...maybe next time leave the rhyming to the big boys.
>>29984375
>Chad mocks your rhyming couplet
>Oh Chad, I couldn't give up your cock for lent!
>Mom says that you're the reason for your father's suicide
>Simultaneously, Chad cums inside
>>29984392
Meter is important! Not just slapping together some rhyming words at the end of each line! And couplet and lent don't even rhyme!
>you lecture anon with a useless English degree
>she takes Chad's cock with gusto, blissfully
>
>>29981074
she's not like"that" anymore, ok?:^]
>>29984442
>Chad went to college as an English major
>Stacy's cunt was the page, his cum the ink for his dissertation paper
I've tried mine out of curiosity on multiple occasions just to see what women complain about. I have a shit diet and I don't eat any vegetables. Guess what? It tasted like nothing. Literally fucking nothing. Like jellified water. And so I just lay there, in bed, every single one of those times, my own semen dripping down my throat and into my stomach, thinking, "Women are walking memes."
>>29984476
>I've tried mine out of curiosity on multiple occasions just to see what women complain about. I have a shit diet and I don't eat any vegetables. Guess what? It tasted like nothing. Literally fucking nothing. Like jellified water. And so I just lay there, in bed, every single one of those times, my own semen dripping down my throat and into my stomach, thinking, "Wow I'm fucking gay."
Fixed it bro.
>>29984475
Well done, gentleman. WeIl done.
>>29984492
Great post, my Redditor friend! Spurting loads of semen into your mouth for the purpose of sexual gratification is completely different from putting a dab of it on your tongue out of curiosity. Do you also avoid masturbating because "Bro it's liek giving a handjob to urself!!1!" It's sad that you structure your whole life solely for the approval of others.
>>29984592
>Great post, my friend! Spurting loads of semen into your mouth for the purpose of sexual gratification is no different from putting a dab of it on your tongue out of curiosity.
Fixed it bro.
>>29984439
oh shit these are getting to the next fucking level
>you get diagnosed with autism
>chad fucked so hard she got blurry vision
>>29981074
well, why would it be hot to swallow cum form some beta bitch?
>cuckold and didn't even know it...oblivious
>stacy fucked chad and tyrone...lascivious
>>29984458
the "former slut for all those other boys but not for you" meme is another thing I've only see on r9k and never experienced irl.
in real life girls will do the opposite. they'll lie and insist they're good girls and they've "never done this before" or "didn't expect this to happen" then proceed to slobber and choke on your cock, take it up the ass, and rub your cum into their face like moisturizer all while begging you to call them a dirty little whore.
maybe I'm just not a betabot after all.
>she told you she's a changed person
>after years of instant sexual gratification
>sex without love is totally without reason
>please marry her and ignore your aversion
>>29982726
>>she comes to your birthday with gifts that she baked
>>but she brings chad along, and he shits on the cake
>>she tries to keep you inside the friendzone
>>but you date chad instead, and she dies alone
top kek, wasn't expecting that turn around
>you laugh at dumb rhymes at 3 AM
>she sees Chads and wants to get fucked by them
>>29981381
What if you get blowjobs regularly but also like eating her out?
>she got solar panels for 30 cents a watt
>in the future there's a party from the past she's a cop
>>29985107
>but also like eating her out
Heh, she couldn't stop me either way.
Blowjobs are nice.
But the thing is the way they treat the betas as inferior after having been with the alphas. They are, tbf. But the attitude can be hurtful. They can't completely help it though, I know.
Welp, this is probably just an r9k meme, exaggerating things again. But it does seem to happen somewhat.
>>29985323
I've gotten sexual to that point with only one girl in my life and I never had to ask for a blowjob. She did it by herself. I only went down on her after she sucked my dick.
Of course it's an exaggerated meme, but there's some truth in it.
Tbh I don't care if it's beta. I love getting my dick sucked and I love a nice pussy in my face, don't give a shit if it's beta.
>>29985148
>ALL UP IN MY GLORY HOLE
>>29982726
lol excellent pottery anon
>she finally answered your call and it's giving you spasms
>but only to find chad is giving her orgasms
>>29982495
I'm sorry you don't understand and never will
>Doubtful
Yeah whatever you say buddy but that doubt isn't going to bring a girl to her knees and her mouth over your cock. My condolences for your pitiful existence.
>>29982495
Womens whole existence is based off the validation of others. Making men cum is just another way they for them to feel like they're worth something
>seeing pretty girls makes you go REEEEE
>to Chad and Tyrone it's an invitation to DP
>your sexual experience comes from Moonguard RP
>she enjoys the hottest guys at the college party orgy
>you tried your best to win her heart
>she's been fucking chad right from the start
>she teases and plays with your mind to no end
>when you try to rapport she suddenly has a boyfriend
>she tells you nice guys will finish last
>behind doors she wants Chad to go fast
>to you she says she's ready to settle down
>that's because she's had enough cum to drown
>she is the first true love of your life
>you are her beta orbiter number five
>you're alone at home, staring at your screen
>she's out having fun and letting chad cream
>at age 29 you are almost ready for the arcane
>meanwhile Stacy has almost died from Chad's dick cocaine ;)
>>29981074
What you fail to understand is that it's not because of who you are that makes her not want to suck dick. Just because you've done something sexual in the past doesn't mean you have to do it again. Maybe she hated it but was pressured into it, borderline raped into it. Maybe she liked it then but not now. Your sexual tastes aren't static. The first thing I fapped to was futa, after about a year or so I stopped liking it very much--to extrapolate getting bored of something sexual, applying it to a sex act isn't much of a stretch.
Inb4 cuck. Make actual arguments.
>you just woke up alone in your bed
>Chad woke up to her giving him head
>>29989632
t. roastie from reddit
>you dream of MOMMY girlfriends everyday
>mature women only want to fuck Chad anyway
>>29989646
>I have no argument so I'll call him female and a redditor
>>29989665
>my argument sounds exactly like a female's and a redditor's
>o shit I got called out, better deflect
>>29981726
Chad is always white. Tyrone is black.
>>29989687
It does sound like that but you're still not addressing my points. Or are you so braindead you don't know how to argue and just call me names?
>she thinks your presence is an asspain
>when Chad breaks her rectum she won't complain
>you are ashamed of being an adult virgin
>Chad is proud of stretching her by a good margin
>>29989698
Or maybe YOU'RE so braindead that you need me to point out the obvious flaws in your "points." Not going to lower myself to the level of a retard. Sorry. I feel my IQ points dropping already.
>>29989726
So you have no argument. Nice to know.
>you are anxious about the toilet roll test
>because you know she only fucks the best
>>29989741
You have no argument, so I won't argue against a non-argument. Bye.
>you try to become a man by reading online blogs
>after a date with Tyrone she will easily shit logs
>your sexual experiences revolve around goldshire inn
>she's been riding the carousel since at least age thirteen
>internet porn is slowing warping your perception
>your old crushes are coalburning with no exception
>>29989774
>you make a shitty rhyme
>while fornicating in bed and trying various sex positions, Chad makes her turn on a dime
>you try to forget by getting drunk
>she wants more dicks in her junk
>tfw you want to blow a thick load in a girl's mouth and have her eagerly swallow it, but girls only do that for chad
>you can't focus on school from deep depression
>she's having sex publicly as artistic expression
>>29981726
These are pretty fucking great senpai, no breaks on the Chad train
>>29982388
nice hentai
Cx
>>29981074
fucking jesus you people are bad at this
>she participates in refugee "welcome parties"
>it's your tenth fap to porn from /r/sharpies
>>29989632
If they bitch won't do what she did with previous partners that means she's not attracted to her partner like the previous ones = bad chemistry
fuck off whore
if you suck one cock - you learn to suck them all
>>29989916
>If they bitch won't do what she did with previous partners that means she's not attracted to her partner like the previous ones = bad chemistry
Let's say you get a gf with a pegging fetish. You hate pegging. You think it's disgusting and don't want to do it. After months of begging you finally agree to try it once, which is all she asks of you. You wind up hating it. Eventually you two break up.
Your next partner wants to try pegging too. You would not indulge her in this.
>>29989990
you stupid dumb whore pegging and cum on face ain't the same
fuck off
>>29989999
>I wouldn't do something sexual I tried before at my previous partner's request just like he said
>O-oh shit he called me out
>I-IT'S NOT THE SAME
>>29981074
>That guy
>Chad
My dick is bigger than his. Odds are that was just some sex tourist white guy who went to Japan for easy pussy.
>>29990053
>Odds are that was just some sex tourist white guy who went to Japan for easy pussy.
Are you fucking serious? That is an Asian dick, you can tell from the two-tone cock.
>>29990106
It is hilarious how anon doesnt know what the various asian dicks looks like
>>29990106
>>29990136
I know you're not up for argument since you're just a shill but it looks like a cut dick to me and asians do not usually get circ'd.
>>29990106
I doubt it. Asian girls typically fuck white guys, especially the type of Asian girl that would allow the guy to record it.
>>29990250
>asians do not usually get circ'd.
Do you even watch Japanese porn? FYI : Almost every young person in Japan, Korea and Asian-Americans get circumsized. There are literally millions of porn vids with Asian guys in them, educate yourself on Asian dicks.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1816860112
Yeah yeah I dont give a shit, just give me sauce on that webm and fuck off.
>>29982726
Good shit right ""here""
you will never, ever, ever experience this kind of blissful, happy intimacy with a girl
>>29981074
>tfw chad
>tfw gf tells me "I'm not feeling like sex, how about I give you a blowjob instead ;)"
>tfw I tell her "okay, go on"
>tfw she sucks you off for 30min then gets so horny herself that she jumps on your dick and rides herself to orgasm
>tfw she tells you then "i'm exhausted, just do until you cum, ok, honey?"
>tfw you fuck her as long as you want until you cum and rinse repeat whenever i want
Story of my past 2 months.
>>29990596
why would you go online and just tell lies bro
>>29990250
>and asians do not usually get circ'd.
except South Korea:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision#South_Korea
>>29990333
Even if you want dont to watch porn with Asian guys in it, you probably have tons of time. The guy behind ATK / ATKGirlfriends is an Asian guy and every Boy/Girl scene you are watching like this below is with an Asian guy :
http://xhamster.com/movies/2414842/your_virtual_date_with_lara_brookes_from_atkgirlfriends.com.html
Amateurcreampies is another popular POV site. Rick Lee (who is Chinese) is owner and the guy behind almost every scene.
http://www.xvideos.com/video3642196/olivia_amateur_creampies
>>29989690
okay so apparently "Chad" is white by default.
>>29989911
good one anon
>>29981074
Isn't that the asmr chick?
>You sit on 4chan and criticise slant rhymes
>She dreams about getting fucked by Chad twenty times
>While masturbating you stop and cry in the shower
>Chad's semen, your oneitis devours.
>you just want to find classy ladies
>she's only interested in Chad's Mercedes
>you smoke weed and your brain is turning into a mush
>her time spent with Chad trumps the high from any dank kush
>That Chad boy made fun of you, I'll go give him a talking to!
>Thirty minutes later, your mom's pussy, he slew.
>using alcohol you can at least get some chill
>unwillingly letting the state cuck you harder than Chad ever willonly applies to countries with alcohol tax ;)
>>29991656
>mommy spent a night with Chad 'twas pretty rad
>afterwards she decided to not come back to dad
>when you were young mommy's pussy was getting slain
>now Chad's little Chad is pounding your love like a train
>You jerked off too hard and snapped your banjo string
>Chad fucked too fast and ripped her anal ring
>mommy said she did something stupid she is sorry
>she will buy tendies, everything will be good don't you worry
>little do you know this is not the end of her love story
>next weekend she will be having a threesome with Chad's gf Dorry
>>29990626
>implying there aren't robots out there that use their cold logic to live the dream
>after three hours with Chad mommy is still dripping wet
>Chad will call his friends to train her, this you can bet!
>>29981074
mmm, that looks fun. I wish I was her.
>one day mommy says you will have a half-sister
>now be a good boy and show how much you love 'er
>>29991881
>You post gay fantasies on 4chan with anime girl pictures
>Chad fucks pussy until it develops fissures.
>you don't feel like a man and want to suck Chad's dick
>too bad Chad only puts out with a real chick
>you train with plastic dicks to become a good sissy
>too bad Tyrone doesn't want your prolapsing boipucci
>desperate for sex maybe you could become a cuckold
>but your dick is too tiny to fit in a cute plastic mold
>>29991901
>gay fantasies
Am a girl.
>>29981074
i need hot sause
>>29991656
this is best of last 20 min...not bad anon
>>29981074
Guess I'm a Chad because I put my dick into my gfs throat and cummed past her mouth so she had to swallow.
She said she was afraid that it would go down the wrong pipe, but it turned out fine, and she liked that she didn't have to taste the cum.
I guess you must be pretty alpha when a woman is doing something that provides her no physical pleasure or possibly even discomfort only because she enjoys pleasing you.
I had her laying with her head tilted up to align her throat and mouth, but having her lay on her front instead of her back, and penetrated deeply but slowly and consistently to avoid triggering her gag reflex
Also I've never given oral.
>>29990333
That doesn't look like a circumcised dick.
It looks like that foreskin is pulled all the way back. I would know have done so myself.
The only Asians the routinely circumcise are South Koreans. Along with Jew, Muslims, some Niggers in Africa, and Americans.
And even among Americans it's fallen out of favor with younger people and more so in the west coast than the east.
>You argue about circumcision on the internet
>Chad's thundercock makes all the bitches wet
>>29992252
>That doesn't look like a circumcised dick.
you can't be serious
>>29981274
Just don't get a white bitch
>>29992372
>Stacy drives her sedan while making plans with her fans.
>Your a trans collecting cans and picking up pecans
>>29992181
You must have a thin penis. My dick doesn't fit down my girlfriend's throat. That feel when 6 inch girth
>>29981074
That looks so fucking painful. Imagine how sensitive that dickhead was.
>>29992837
Felt like there was decent amount of pressure on my dick which is why it felt good.
I don't know what's thin, average, or thick for circumference or how much a throat could accommodate.
Can you get head of your dick into her throat?
Is it just not physically possible or does she stop you because of discomfort?
>>29992546
Yes. Besides the fact that his dick is dark and the head lighter it just looks the foreskin is pulled back.
I have my foreskin and it covers up the head when it's flaccid but it pulls all the way back when erect.
My skin is just lighter so the color looks pretty consistent from top to bottom more or less.
