>you're still a virgin bro? how does that happen?
Born in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>letting others know you're a virgin
How do people even do this? Lying about it is so much easier.
>you still haven't killed a nip bro? how does that happen?
>>29980974
gotta say i'm with this guy. don't let the stupid animals who occupy your immediate vicinity be any the wiser about your internal life.
>>29980904
Im not a homosexual and dont take things up the butt
/r9k/ is better than /hm/
>>29980974
>>29981000
I've never had anyone ask me.I'm not a virgin and haven't been since I was in my early teens if that offers any explaination of why I've mever been asked.
Do adults actually ask each other if they've had sex before? I feel like after age 20, it's typically just assumed that someone has had sex before.
>>29980991
Oh man, back when men's beauty was simple. Nowadays you have to be 6foot+, ripped as shit with a good jawline to actually have a girl love you.
>>29981309
Fuck off. They were average then, and they look average now.
>>29981234
The only time anyones asked me directly was my first year at college. I was with a group of people and the topic of sex came up. They started talking about their first times and eventually I was asked if I had had sex before. I just lied and said that I slept with my prom date.
>>29981345
>there are kids that don't even know what dial-up internet is that have already gotten laid more times than me
>>29981234
I was asked by my coworkers when I was 18 and foolishly admitted that I was a virgin. They weren't total assholes about it, but I did get teased occasionally.
But yeah, seriously, never tell people you're a virgin. Act like you've gotten laid at least once or twice. People automatically assume something is wrong with you if you're still a virgin past a certain age (what that age is varies from person to person). Dumb, but thats the way it is.
>tfw I could be a confident fuckboy if I had a full head of hair instead of this thinning mess
>>29980974
I value pity as a form of validation. I am also convinced I will never get laid anyway, so why not tell it to people who I think wouldn't care anyway, not like I'm trying to fuck them.
>>29981498
Uesually men who shave their head intentionally (ie young men) are seen as more masculine. If you start working out a lot and shaving it you might be able to pull off the "tough guy" look.
>>29981345
>>29981450
I don't much see the point in lying asling as you won't be an insecure faggot about it.
And yeah, the average guy who wants to have sex that hasn't had sex in his life is a loser, so, no offense intended, but they are kinda right to assume there's something wrong with an 18+ virgin.
>>29981594
Shaving your head doesn't fix it.
They never ask
I guess my fucked up body language gives it away
>>29981594
I do keep it very short and it looks okay. But still...
>that feel
>>29981680
>I don't much see the point in lying asling as you won't be an insecure faggot about it.
It's about how you want other people to treat you. If they think youre a looser then they will treat you like shit or at best be indifferent towards you no matter how confident you are.
>>29981498
Haha yep every bald guy is an unconfident virgin. Every bald guy dies alone, it's all totally because of your lack of hair, not because of your shit personality.
>>29981309
>women
>capable of love
as soon as they find someone better than you, they will move on. Even if you are a 6 foot tall attractive man.
>>29981808
Bald guy detected
>>29981680
I don't see being a virgin at 18, or even 19, really that bad at all. 20/21 is when it starts to get weird, and 22/23 is when you should probably just get a hooker.
>>29981888
>20
>can't even girls because im ugly + manlet
>I get shamed for my genetics
what the fuck
>>29980904
You can achieve that physique natty in two years maximum.
Why don't you lift /r9k/?
>>29981790
>they will treat you like shit
This has nothing to do with being a virgin. This has to do with being a pushover who puts up with it. Although I guess a virgin is more likely to be a pushover who doesn't stand up to assholes.
>>29982010
>Although I guess a virgin is more likely to be a pushover who doesn't stand up to assholes.
Ofc man
you gotta be a little beta to stay a virgin for so long
and don't even get me started about "my choice" "I don't care for girls" or any of that bullshit, if you masturbate, you'd like to fuck a girl, and that's obvious
t. 18 virgin
>thinking its about looks
>not knowing its all about confidence
As long as you don't go for girls who are straight 10s you're fine.
Just carry yourself like you don't hate yourself and go to a place where girls are looking to be picked up.
I mean don't smell like shit and at least try to dress yourself
>/fa/ is actually pretty useful if you need help
Then just try to make eye contact with a girl
If she's interested you can tell, trust me, and if she's not, she's not
Don't take it personally
If you can't tell you probably have asperger's
Once you find someone just approach and say
>"I noticed you were looking at me"
Be assertive and make sure you have her attention, but don't be too forward
Then she'll respond and a conversation begins
Just maintain eye contact and a smile and make to communicate that you're listening
Don't talk about yourself unless she asks and then keep it breif
>words to live by
Compliment her, if you're at a bar, but her a drink
Do this exact precedure 10 times a night for the rest of your life or until you get married
>things to remember
1) Don't be afraid to shoot under your league
2) Girls aren't puzzles, they're either attracted to you or not, no line will change that
3) First impressions are everything
4) Women will always have better sex lives than men, every man deals with that, no use complaining about it
5) Every guy is trying to get laid, so every guy is a wing man
I believe in you robots
I think you're all morons who spent way too much of your teenage years masturbating, but I believe in you
>>29982206
One thing that I would add is to not go out with the sole intention of getting laid. Go out with the agenda of having a good time and being a fun, sociable guy. That will get you more girls than being the guy who's desperate as fuck.
>>29982010
What I've experienced is that people would rather just talk behind your back while being nice to your face. It may just be parinoia/trust issues but why give them anything to talk about in the first place?
>>29982272
Yeah thats exactly what people do. I'm guilty of it myself. At my last workplace, everybody talked shit about everybody. It would be naive of me to think that they probably didn't shit talk about how I was a loner who was probably still a virgin.
>>29982252
well but in my country not kissing at least one girl when you go clubbing is considered borderline subhuman
I don't have enough motivation. Losing your virginity is very expensive. It is not worth the cost.
>>29982206
Fuck off.
Tell me how I do any of those steps with social anxiety + incredible ugliness.
Am I falling for bait? It almost feels real but it has to be bait right.
If it is real, fuck off normie.
>>29981923
Lifting wount fix ugly face and a lil benis
>>29980904
Virginity is a social construct made up in order to ostracize rampant sexual activity, primarily in religious groups, it's like the circumcision of sex
>>29980904
I wish I looked like those guys.
People don't understand how much looks matter.
>>29980974
>Not telling girls youre a virgin before ur about to fuk them thus leaving them even more excited
wew lad
lost my virginity right when i turned 17 and honestly you cunts are fucked, go fuck a hooker or something
dudes look out of proportion as fuck god damn
>>29981923
I'm 5'9. I'll just be seen as overcompensating.
>>29981498
it's ok I went to the future and everyone had shaved heads it became a trend
>>29980904
Honestly all you need is a semblance of muscles on your body and your golden
>barely have pecs
>have abs if i flex
>have a natural v
>get pussy but the girls regret it afterwards
>mfw they camt unfuck themselves
Me btw in pic
>>29980904
Try having social anxiety avoident personality disorder low self esteem adhd all diagnosed but untreated
>>29984318
Is this bait?You look like a school shooter.
>>29981923
I'm working on it
How the fuck am i supposed to jam 3000 calories in my face everyday?
>>29980904
I won't talk to girls out of embarrisment I was taught growing up its weird for a guy to talk to girls and never grew out of it now I'm a lonely socially anxiety Virgin
>>29980904
All you need to do is to not touch another person in a sexual way.
>>29981309
The right guy's dick is literally falling out of those pants.
>>29981741
Do you keeping flailing your arms around and shrugging your shoulders for no apparent reason when speaking?
>>29980974
>Used to be hot in my early teenage years
>Lost virginity
>Started getting fat
>People don't believe it now when I tell them I'm not a virgin
>>29981888
>get a hooker.
Seriously that's even worse than aiming for wizardry. You only earn some respect among the most degenerate.
>>29984342
>anxiety
>avoident
>ADHD
Modern psychiatry is a fucking joke. All this "just observe behavior and don't reflect on causes" bullshit will having normal people walking around with 5-6 medications in the near future.
>>29980974
You dont need to say anything, people can detect your virginity.
Excuse me, I prefer the term Wizard.
>>29984373
>3000 calories
>try 4,500 at my weight
>so easy, 3,000 is near my TDEE. Just 1 meal of 2 peanut butter jelly sandwhiches + protein shake + milk = 1200 calories.
Eat 8g of chicken breast + 3/4 cups rice = ~500 calories
Eat eggs, greek yogurt, piece of toast = ~400 calories
Already, 2100 there anon. 1-2 more meals and you got 3,000.
>>29982710
But anon, it's easy, just be yourself :^)
>>29980904
>how does that happen?
>implying something happened once that made me virgin for life
What a stupidly formulated question
