>keep hearing and reading the word Turkey on the news but don't have enough curiosity to look into it
>im extremely hungry for some turkey and mash potatoes now
>mad cause i cant get any
any other American feel the same?
>>29980516
The only time Americans are supposed to eat turkey is on Thanksgiving, when it has a complete coat of gravy and cranberry sauce. Otherwise you're just a health hippy eating shitty meat.
>>29980516
that is literally my face right now
>>29980516
go to boston market
>>29980902
This is a smart idea.
>>29980568
Turkey is okay on occasion, but mostly this.
>>29980516
Turkey is having a civil war. What a wonderful day to be alive.
>>29980516
Turkey slices in the fridge. feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>29980516
good goy go buy some turkey and all the fixings.
I hate when people obsess over foreign affairs, so of course I pretended to hear people say "I saw a group of turkeys" when they really said "did you hear what happened in Turkey"