>go to doctor for physical
>female doctor
>go though general things like weight, eating habits, exercise habits
>have to remove pants and underwear
>very quiet but I notice she stifled laughter
>think that roasties wanting horse cock is just a meme, have a 7" penis
>tfw even doctors, who see many penises throughout their career, still are amused by yours
>want to leave and go home and cry
>>29980260
you had an erection?
>>29980260
A flaccid 7 incher is impressive...
>>29980260
That will only happen with fresh out of cuckschool doctors. Any practiced doctor will be entirely desensitized.
>>29980327
yes i did, how can you not get one? need to attempt to look good to impress doctor
>have a 7" penis
You fucking complaining? I have 6 inches.
>>29980260
Did she give you a handjob?
>>29980260
I definitely need to get a fem doctor for my first prostate exam. I've heard guys can actually cum on the spot from those.
Probably be the closest I'll get to sex
>>29980260
does it feel good to come home and lie about your appointment. You simply thought all of this up.
Doctors see plenty of ugly and sad looking penises. In a professional setting they don't care and just want to get it over it. I have a 4 inch penis and have never been laugh at by a doctor.
>>29980260
don't tell lies on the internet, op.
>>29980619
what does a sad penis look like? Penis can have emotions?!
>>29980260
>>have to remove pants and underwear
do you really have to do this? i havent been to the doctor in like a decade
tfw no penis doctor gf
>>29980646
limp, dry, flaccid, super small , looking down, no pre-cum, shriveled , skinny , balls don't hang, pubic hair not groomed
>>29980554
they laughed at you having an erection
if you were flaccid they wouldn't have laughed if you had a shrivelled hairy chode
getting hard before any contact when you're at the doctor is a faux pas
Dude, I had an ultrasound was on my balls for half an hour with a female tech. Awkward as fuck.
I wish I could get a hot female doctor to examine my boner
>>29980678
no pre cum? what, why would you have pre cum?
>>29980554
LOL. first off, you think a doctor would fuck an autistic wagecuck or neetcuck?
Nah. Also, OMFG YOU HAD A HARD-ON?!? To "impress" the doc? Holy fucking shit.
>being this autistic.
>>29980573
try 5
on the dot.
>>29980554
>>29980764
If it's true, it's probably why she laughed. Not because of the size.
Got a black gay doctor to do my phyiscal
You could tell he was gay
You could tell he was black
