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did she finally tell you orbiters to fuck off? i missed it and
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did she finally tell you orbiters to fuck off?
i missed it and haven't caught up yet. please enlighten me.
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>>29980174
Looking at her face makes me want to kill myself. I'm not her orbiter, im in love with her.
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>>29980174
We got sick of her to be honest

Sage
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God, I want to hug and kiss her so badly it physically hurts.
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That same thing happens every three months or so. Her name will be Elise or something like that and she'll be just the same as the rest of them.
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>>29980174

I think it was the other way around
The orbiters ended up telling her to fuck off because she said something like this whole r9k thing was a "weird and interesting experience"

I dont even care why am I posting
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>>29980174
I realised that my obsession with her wasnt healthy so i thought it was best to avoid threads about her and her social media although i refuse to delete my folder
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>>29980282
>>29980341
>>29980282
Some guy in another thread was bragging about how he follows her around and takes pictures of her so I think she is spooked now
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>>29980495
Did he share the photos?
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>>29980247
>Her
Nope
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>>29980519
>>>29980247
>>Her
>Nope
Kek
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>>29980510
He posted some blurry ass pic of her getting out of some black suv I think but the posts or the thread got deleted
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRdRUlfJQs
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Why do you robots like this fugly trap? I've fucked girls way hotter than her. She looks like a cross between an effeminate goth boy and an Eldritch hellbeast. You people are fucking pathetic.

Kimochi warui.
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>>29980174
I`m not caught up on this situation at all, can you explain this to me?
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>>29980477

i guarantee she is way more obsessed with you (anon) than you are with her. she is in this thread right now. she is always here. she is always reading.

hola cristina
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>>29980815
Really?

Crispy! CRISPYYY
tell me not to kill myself on twitter f.am
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>>29980815
Oh my gosh. Is that you, crisps?
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http://www.pomeradonews.com/news/2016/feb/18/del-norte-highs-first-trimester-honors/

apparently crispy made the "principal's honor roll" for getting a GPA of 3.75 to 3.99
gg crispy too bad you didnt make the 4.0
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>>29980986
You probably just got the thread deleted
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>>29980986
I actually have her yearbook photo I'm tempted to post it
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>>29981084
You should've already posted it
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Looks much better without bangs, if you ask me
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>>29981301
Holy shit. Im so depressed now. She will never be mine. :, (
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>>29981325
>wanting a narcissistic attention whore who wouldn't give you the time of day irl
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>>29981325
Did you just now realize that?
>>29981301
I like when i can see her forehead
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>>29981350
>a narcissistic attention whore who wouldn't give you the time of day irl
Implying that doesn't sound hot af
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>>29981374
literally cucked beyond belief
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>>29981350
>>wanting a narcissistic attention whore who wouldn't give you the time of day irl
Yes anon, he wants a human female. All of them are like this you know.
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>>29981362
Her eyes are disgusting. They look they are popping out of her tiny ass head.
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>>29981362
>>29981397
I swear to god, she had her eyebrow muscles pinned up to her skull to get that look. Nobody has eyes like that.
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Question time guys. If Crispy was your gf, how would you feel about life? Would you still want to kill yourself?
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post what you have, of crispy feet
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Dear Crispy,

You never should have started this curious-cat thing. This was the beginning of the end. Before this we were content just having you as a fleeting fantasy girl and leaving it at that. But then you had to go interacting with us. You had to start chatting with us. You had to go and open yourself up online. Why have you done this? You have caused so much pain and anguish to so many anons. Why couldn't you just stay away from all this and saved us the agony? Nothing will ever come from this weird internet group relationship, how are we supposed to end this peacefully? Didn't you realize going in what a bad idea this was? And what was it all for? Just so you wouldn't have to have (in your own words) "a lonely summer without some friends to talk to".... Thanks a lot crispy, i'm glad you've managed to stave off your boredom for a couple of months at the expense of our suffering.

- heartbroken anon
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>>29981500
You talked to my crisp?
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>>29981543
>You talked to my crisp?
>my crisp
Fuck off bud she's MY crisp I know because I talked with her about peter's fine spider-ass
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>>29981499
she doesn't even have very nice feet
they're incredibly average
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>tfw trying to be more like spiderman to make myself attractive in the eyes of crispy for when i show up at her door
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>>29981500

What in all fuck is wrong with you people
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>>29981622
If you have to even ask, why the fuck are you here?
Go the fuck back to normiebook faggot, you clearly don't belong here.
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>>29981500
Yes anon, fucking give it to her
ROASTIES BTFO REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29981543
>>29981562
>>29981580
>>29981599
this is why i dont share pictures of my waifu on r9k

i literally hoard all her pictures and look at them when i feel lonely

and when i move on i will post tehm all one day
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I fear it's only a matter of time before some robot decides to assassinate this poor girl. Serves her right I suppose.
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>Gonna go watch Civil War and I hate myself.

I've listened to it an unhealthy amount of times.
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>>29981580
>I make objective assessments on the quality of feet based on a millisecond of video footage
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>>29981658

Since when did woman-hating robots turn into the most beta of cuntworshipping?

You spineless fucking bitch
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I don't even like this girl and hate all these threads but she was my roommate in my dream last night so I am very confused as to why

It wasn't even sexual or a relationship dream, this chick was just my roommate.
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>>29981702
>Since when did woman-hating robots turn into the most beta of cuntworshipping?
Since literally ever you newfag, do you think there is anything but betas here? There's not just one type of robot and a lot of them are thirsty betas that will latch onto any woman that gives them attention.

>You spineless fucking bitch
Drop the fake alpha act, you're no fucking better. If you're not a 'spineless bitch' failure of a man you don't belong here.
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>>29981701
you very obviously do not know what a millisecond is
I can tell for a fact that she has the feet of any other girl of her age and height. Not to mention, she actually has one of the least aesthetic foot types where the middle toe is longer than the big toe
but you know, it's cool. You can return to making posts in response to people that include useless verbosity for the sake of verbosity
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>>29981778
autism


dbdbbd
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>>29981716
Crispy is your friendfu
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>>29981750

Holy shit you're a shameless faggot, it's really sad how you've accepted what a fucking loser you are.

>you're no better

But I am

>you don't belong here

I don't. But here I am
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>>29981799
>I have completely exhausted my repertoire of passive aggressive comments, so I'll just call you an autist
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Stop fighting guys. Crispy wouldn't want us to.
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>>29981818
>I don't. But here I am
WHY
WHY DO YOU NORMIES NEED TO COME HERE AND GLOAT
YOU HAVE SO MANY BETTER THINGS YOU COULD BE DOING
GO GET SOME PUSSY OR WHATEVER, IT'S BETTER THAN BEING A NEEDLESS ASS ON THE INTERNET
YOU'RE GOING TO BE FIRST ON THE DAY OF THE ROPE, NORMIES AREN'T EVEN HUMAN, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EMPATHY
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Does anyone have a link to the Crispy Mega?
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>>29981778
>I can tell for a fact that she has the feet of any other girl of her age and height. Not to mention, she actually has one of the least aesthetic foot types where the middle toe is longer than the big toe

You can't even tell any of that from the video. They look fine
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>>29981856
she thrives on this internet drama
she is refreshing this thread on auto right now
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>Crispy

Lmao, can you imagine having shit fucking taste
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>>29981914
>Bulimia cheeks
Anzu is a literal trashy whore
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>>29981914
why are her cheeks like that?
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I wonder what kind of porn Crispy watches. Probably BBC...
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>tfw I was there when crispy browsed her own threads on 4chan live
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>>29981959
Holy shit just imagining Crispy blowing a monster black cock is getting me rock hard
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>>29981969
WHAT PROGRAM WERE YOU TALKING ON
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CRISPY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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She is good as a reference for drawings but she has so much orbiters I won't bother her. It's like that movie where the guy falls in love with the computer but she's cucking him with a million+ guys
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>Filthy Turk roach

I don't need to imagine, you've displayed it quite well.
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>>29981969
>>29981991

>tfw I saw her "open up r9k to see whats up"
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>>29982074
REEEEEEE IS THAT HER FUCKING SKYPE
BACK OFF NIGGER SHE'S MINE
M-MINE ;~;
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>>29981969
>>29982074
I don't like this girl at all, but the fact that a human being actually has a cute girl to talk to bothers me to no end
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>tfw i will never be her spiderman
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>>29982074
>>29982098
>tfw she reacts to seeing her own threads

priceless
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>>29982074
>>29981969
what rabbit room was this in?
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>Crispy is going to get fucked by Chad, Brad and Tyrone at college, possibly at the same time, and there's nothing you and do about it
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>>29982164
STOP TALKING WITH HER
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
I'LL KILL YOU FAG SHE'S MY WAIFU NOT YOURS
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im sorry but can someone explain to me the entire story behind crispy?
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>>29982302
Shes cute.
Thats it
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>>29982313
ahh thanks
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>yow will never be her bf

JUST KILL ME
KILL ME NOW
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Does anyone know her kik i saw it long time ago but can't remember
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>>29982442
to be honest I would only want to be her boyfriend just to show her off to anons and make them jealous of me
i wouldn't really care about her that much
i just want to feel envied
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>>29981500
Get a grip you fucking loser jesus christ
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>>29982566
I'm going to pretend that you're Crispy.

Crispy wants you to go to hell, anon.
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>>29982588
crispy is Waayyyyyy too nice to EVERYONE
she will entertain literally any internet creep/predator that sends her a dm on twitter
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>>29982620
What is your favorite Crispy?

Mine is pic related because it's the only Crispy that makes my dick hard.
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>>29982620
off to twitter I go
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>>29981914
>accuses crispyfags of bad taste
>his waifu is a turkroach with a makeup addiction and an eating disorder
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>>29982717
Ask her why she never posts feet pics
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>>29982715
>that reply

Didn't mean to reply to that anon, here's a perfect tummy crispy.
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>>>/wsg/1167326
Just fucking end me senpai
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>>29982753
>choker
Disgusting t b h desu
It's a shame that crispy is probably submissive, she's perfect otherwise but submissive women are disgustingly lazy 99% of the time.
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>>29982753
what. her bellybutton is so gross. fucking dropped.
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>>29982776
>It's a shame that crispy is probably submissive
you are a massive faggot.
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>>29982776

She's cosplaying there.
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>>29982797
>you are a massive faggot.
Says the beta cucklord that would gladly grovel in the dirt to appease a 'submissive' women. Moden 'submissive' women are literally lazy manipulative leeches. There are no submissive 'housewife' types left. The only submissive women that exist are SHIT and use their pussy as a reward and training tool to control men like dogs.
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CRISPY YOU STUPID GIRL OPEN YOUR EYES AND REALIZE THERE ARE BAD PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THAT WANT TO HURT YOU

STOP CALLING EVERY CREEP YOU CHAT WITH A FRIEND

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
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>>29982776
>shame that crispy is probably submissive

Are you aware you're on /r9k/? A submissive gf is all most robots want.
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>>29982823
you have an extremely backwards perspective of how submissive girls work, faggot. not surprising at all seeming as you've literally never seen or touched a vagina in real life.
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>>29982753
>choker

black belt in sucking dick. sounds good to me.
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>>29982832
>A submissive gf is all most robots want.
Nah mate, real robots want a mommy gf or a gf that takes initiative in trying to date them. Only failed normies want submissive gfs, true robots are so far gone that they know they have no hope and therefore go for something that is impossible anyway.

>>29982852
>not surprising at all seeming as you've literally never seen or touched a vagina in real life.
K cool we get it you're a chad here to insult us while adding nothing to the conversation. Could you care to correct my 'backwards view of modern women' or do you just want a (You)?
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>>29982751
w-what's her twitter? fucking oregano man
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>>29982823

Hahaha, wow, the autism is strong with this one. Why don't you mosey on back to your MGTOW or MRA or red pill or whatever misogyny subreddit you crawled out of to complain about women some more, and let the adults get back to fawning over this naive 18 year old qt
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>>29982886
>Could you care to correct my 'backwards view of modern women'
literally no point. you think you're an expert on something you have zero knowledge of or experience with, and no amount of reason or logic is going to budge your bitter autism. you can't help someone who doesn't want to help themselves.
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I sent her something. I'm going to cuck all of you. Hahahhahaha!

Stay mad cucks
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>>29982936
>that message

Smooth as butter.
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@29982934
>I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHY YOU'RE WRONG BUT YOU'RE WRONG OKAY TRUST ME YOU BITTER VIRGIN AUTIST MISOGINIST GEEZ WHY WON'T YOU JUST LISTEN AND BELIEVE

Weak bait, no (You) for (You)
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>>29982936
bro get on my level
i have hours and hours of chat transcripts ive had with her

i assumed a half a dozen different personalities when she did the curious cat chats
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>>29982964
lol, you poor autistic child. you never said anything to refute in the first place. all you did was spew negative personal opinions about "submissive women" that you read from your woman-hating communities, with no experience on the issue, no facts or evidence to back it up, or even the slightest common sense basis in reality to begin with.
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>>29982985
She doesn't get that pervs here dig the little underage girl vibe she has
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>>29982953
Thanks man, didn't think I did too bad myself.

I don't really subscribe to waifuism. I realize she's a cutie and all but honestly you fucks need to go to meme rehab or something. Reading some of these posts is bad, 'physically shaking' was a striking description.

This is my first time in a crispy thread and likely my last. Leave the poor gal alone.

>>29982985
Exactly. Literally obsessive behavior. Calm down, this isn't a competition, I just genuinely want her to wear my shirts
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>>29982985
apparently she doesn't know why guys are so attracted to her, if she still thinks "there are much cuter girls" is a legit excuse for anyone to not be interested.

her low self esteem is kind of cute though. makes you think about all the filthy things she'd let you do to her while she wears her cute little goth outfits.
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>>29982964
>I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHY YOU'RE WRONG

Not who you're replying to, but you're wrong because you're twisting the definition of "submissive" to mean "entitled and demanding" in order to fit your own delusional narrative.
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@29983019
>No experience on the issue
Spicy assumption there lad
>no facts or evidence to back it up
Says the man without any facts or evidence either
If my arguments are so shit you should be able to easily BTFO me, but instead you backpedal and say it's "Not worth your time" as if you're above arguing. Everyone here knows you're just a retarded white-knight trying to browbeat us into falling for the vaginal jew like you did. But whatever, stay cucked mate. I'll be here enjoying my dominant gf. Of course, you won't ever believe that a "bitter autistic child" like me could have a gf, because that ruins your only way you can win arguments, by implying my arguments are bad because I'm not a perfect infalliable 10/10 chad god.

I bet you wouldn't be able to refute what I'm saying if an A-List actor told you it, because you can't just call them a 'autistic virgin' and think you've won
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>>29983033
>>29983057

shes pretty woke actually
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>>29983122
Where did you get that from?
Oregano
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>>29982776
>t.low test submissive male
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>>29983168
private chat I had with her
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>>29983177
>t. brainwashed beta cuck that thinks he's alpha
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>>29983034
>stay mad cucks!
>finds out someone has had a longer relationship with her
>c-calm down dude, I just want her to wear my clothes, I didn't mean that thing about cucking you guys at all
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>>29981484
I think if literally any of these people got a gf they'd still find someone to complain about life.
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>>29983223
Do you know what shitposting is? Do you realize you've fallen for my (You) bait?
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>>29983244
>of these people
Fuck off normie you don't belong here
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>>29983106
>Says the man without any facts or evidence either

you know what they say about the burden of proof, kiddo. actually you obviously don't, or you wouldn't be trying to apply your little autistic circular reasoning of "you didn't prove anything so I don't have to prove my original claim" after being called out on your bullshit in the first place. nor would you be so weirdly obsessed with actively avoiding quoting posts, as if anyone but a genuine autist like yourself would give two shits about "yous"
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>>29980225
>she told robots to fuck off
>w-we dumped her f-fucking whore!!!
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>>29981995
actually crispy cucking me doesn't sound so bad
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>>29983194
>has a grudge against submissive females
>accuses others of being submissive cucks for liking submissive females

That's pretty rich, autistlord.

>>29983122
I know she BTFO a bunch of autists awhile back on her curioscat, but these aren't really the same. These are kind of sad, really.
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>>29983259
>"you didn't prove anything so I don't have to prove my original claim"
Works the same for you bud, just because he has no proof doesn't mean you can get away with making claims that lack proof. You'd literally btfo the guy if you posted proof against his nothing, you know that right?
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>>29983278
you are absolutely disgusting. kys.
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>>29983122
>>29983311


she is totally aware that guys are in love with a fictionalized version of herself.

this is pretty woke right here
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Is there a working /r9k/ archive?
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>>29983379
Sounds more like mental problems than anything. That's kinda depressing desu. I hope she just cuts off everyone here. Even if that includes me.
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>>29983315
>Works the same for you bud
No, it fucking doesn't. That goes against the entire concept of the burden of proof, of innocent until proven guilty, and of logical debate in general. If someone makes a dumbass claim without anything to back it up, you can call them a fucking retard all you want, the burden of proof is still on them to prove that claim before being taken seriously and responded to.

>You'd literally btfo the guy if you posted proof against his nothing
That's not how it works with autists. They don't give two shits about reality. They don't live in it. They simply ignore when they get BTFO and pretend it never happened, see: >>29983095
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>>29983411
I only want her to OPEN HER FUCKING EYES and stop trusting EVERY single LOSER she encounters online

I've told her a dozen times maybe, and I hope she is getting the picture now
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>>29983435
There is only one way to scare her off. Go full 4chan. GPS data from currently existing pics, pics of her taken by other people she dont' know, etc.
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>>29983435
I mean let's be real. I've had "exclusive time" or some shit. She's fine a bit boring due to not responding. If anything that means she probably hates me. But that's fairly low-self esteem no matter how you slice it.
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>>29983499
Dudes already found out where she lives and she is still unconcerned

Maybe she is just super dumb

Crispy bby get the picture and fuck off of the internet and go live your life girl

Stop chatting with us
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>>29983555
Trips. Also the mods have been pretty good about deleting the threads because it's been getting out of hand.
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>>29983379
>in love with a fictionalized version of herself.
I think she's hella cute, and petite, submissive goth-type girls are totally my thing, but I'm not "in love" with her or anything.

That said, I think she's a bit delusional to claim that her hundreds upon hundreds of personal posts, tweets, pictures, curiouscat replies, group chats, etc. don't represent a very significant and real aspect of her personality and being.

Obviously it's not the entire puzzle, but it's enough pieces that the adoration of her positive qualities is wholly warranted, if a bit overboard with the autism at times.

Most of the negative in she's saying is just indicative of extremely low self esteem, which comes with the territory of that kind of demure, inexperienced personality, and it triggers a protector complex in your typical virgin-hunting white knight something fierce.
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>>29983555
Has any robot tried to date her yet? In person? Perhaps it's time...
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>>29983587
You are a retard if you think you can just show up at her door and expect her to date you
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>>29983379
>and the negative comments help me ground my self
Why did this sentence affect me so much?
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>>29983634
Probably because you've felt the same way?
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>>29983379
>>29983122
She's just the run of the mill low-self-esteem slut that hates that Chads don't go out of their way to fuck her fishing for pity from her beta orbiters
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>>29983664
Is there a /r9k/ archive anywhere?

I wanna see how long our collective Crispy autism has been going on for.
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>>29983379
Holy shit, she sounds just like a girl I know.
If she's anything like her, you guys should probably avoid Crispy like the plague. It's not a matter of can you put up with her. It's a matter of how long until she arbitrarily decides you have had enough of her. Apologizing on her part, repeat. Maybe a suicide threat every other cycle. Random impossible inquisitorial questioning on if you aren't tired of her. Asking questions you can't answer about why people hate her, so on and so forth.
Trust me, she isn't going to be worth it.
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>>29981914
hehehe
origiu
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does she realize how much heroine and coke she will inevitably do when she enters the modeling business?

>inb4 she already does them
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>>29983728
You can definitely tell that she's crazy but other anons think that she's cute so what are you gonna do. They'll take whatever they can get even if its her.
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>>29983721

Everything crispy related on r9k was pretty tame and sparse UNTIL the start of june when she opened the curious cat.
Thats when the shit storm arrived. She opened up all this information about herself which allowed for weeks and weeks or gossip and speculation.

Then she realized she kind of fucked up and withdrew. Now crispyism is dying.
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>>29983752
>Then she realized she kind of fucked up and withdrew.
She knew what she was doing, she thrives of the attention
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>>29981500
Autismus maximus.

Oregnocomento
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>>29983781
but anon don't say those things crispy is true and pure or some shit.
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>>29983746
She probably already is a heroin junkie tbqh
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>>29980174
>be a shitty attention whore
>get surprised that people stalk you
I N T O T H E T H R A S H
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Should i start talking to crispy on kik cause i think i found it?
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>>29983746
Crispy is like 3 feet tall. She isn't tall enough to enter any sort of legit modeling business except lewd modeling like her slutty sister maybe

We can always dream, but I don't think it's realistic.
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>>29983749
>>29983818
If she really is the type of person I think she is, I can tell you that she is anything but pure. Though, I can understand it's hard to believe from outward appearances and actions alone.
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>>29983872
You are basing that on nothing. She's a stranger and I don't understand why autists try to analyze her
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>>29983850
get her nude
my dude

post em here
you queer

robots will rejoice
for her body is noice

i've been posting in that rhyming "chad fucks your girl" thread too much. sorry.
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>>29983850
Please get Crispy nudes, or post her Kik here so we can all break her and have her cam whore for us.
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>>29983894
Yeah, probably
She just behaves identically to someone I know is all. I just think it's better to be safe than sorry in these matters.
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>>29983752
what is this curious cat stuff?
can somebody fill me in?

i didn't browse /r9k/ for 1-2 months
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>>29983752
But is there an /r9k/ archive?
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>>29980585
>That fucking music
Lmao this is amazing
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>>29983872
what do you base this idea of her being the "type" of person you think she is on, and what "type" of person is that?

if you think she's secretly a superlewd semen demon, you're in for disappointment.

a lot of anons in here seem to be misanalyzing her as a BPD girl, but she's obviously not. not doubt she's got something wrong with her, but so far it's only seeming to manifest as typical teenage girl low self esteem, not anything Cluster B.
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>>29983948
Tell us psychoanalysist what kinda father problems does she have. Shut the fuck up and stop white knighting so hard before you go blind
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>>29983962
thanks for contributing meaningfully to the conversation. now kys you autistic piece of shit.
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crispy is already in a lesbian relationship with taylor
so we can put all this to rest
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>>29981667
Get a load of this fucking Chad
Literally nexting bitches whenever he gets bored of them
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>>29983948
>if you think she's secretly a superlewd semen demon
I was thinking more along the lines of extremely superficial and petty.
Don't think in such a lewd way, anon.
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>>29984019
>I was thinking more along the lines of extremely superficial and petty.
maybe. she does seem very superficial, but she's extremely attractive, and she was raised in a family of quite attractive people, and her sisters both set very superficial examples. she doesn't seem in the least bit petty, though.

>Don't think in such a lewd way, anon.
YOU CAN'T TAKE MY LEWD CRISPY FANTASIES AWAY FROM ME.
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i think i've seen this girl before. but i'm not american, so it probably was a different girl
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>>29983634
Because you realize now that she actually reads all of the nasty,hateful,filthy depraved sexual comments people post on here about her

And now you feel guilty that maybe you were the one who wrote a few of them
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>>29984293
not many people post those kinds of comments tho 2bh.

then again she is a girl, so she undoubtedly ignores 1000s of kind, positive comments to focus on those small handful of nasty ones.
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>>29981500
>Surprised that an attention whore acts like a cunt
You orbiters can only blame yourselves
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>>29984320
there was an entire thread once where literally all they did was talk shit about her because shes mexican
i bet it does get to her and shes shed more than a few tears reading this crap which makes me feel bad for her
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>>29981860
kek
are u ok anon
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>>29984377
sounds like an exaggeration to me. there are like 2-3 people who constantly come in and try to start drama in crispy threads by saying shit like that, or that she's "just another stacy" or shit like "why do you all obsess over this average bitch" etc., but it's the same few people every time and I have no idea if they're just contrarian or if they legit hold some kind of autistic grudge against her.

still doesn't negate the fact that the overwhelming majority of anon's interaction with her has been infatuation and adoration.
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>>29981995
wtf ew people actually fuck with this thing
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what's her skype desuka?
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This shit is hilarious. Keep it up you autisimotos.
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>>29984474
>doesn't negate the fact that the overwhelming majority of anon's interaction with her has been infatuation and adoration
It actually does. To her, your adorations are hollow. You can see how she thinks you guys don't know her at all, thus your compliments don't mean much since she thinks if people knew more about her they wouldn't be obsessed. Typical teenager shit I know, but, trust me, if she cares about the negative stuff at all than they have a much greater impact on her.
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Can somebody plz tell me what happened with this girl?
how she pissed /r9k/ off?
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>>29981701
>>29981778
>>29981831
Most autistic comment chain I've ever seen
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I don't get how people like forced meme girls like her, that turk, or that melissa or whatever chick
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>>29984538
Anons want her
They can't have her
Shit ensues
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>>29984538
she BTFO one or two autists who were sperging over her 24/7. she didn't "piss r9k off"

>>29984560
I get how people like crispy. she's fucking gorgeous, and she didn't originate from r9k so she's not 4000% completely fucked in the head beyond repair. she keeps trying to evade r9k's attention and insisting there are plenty of similar, cuter girls than her but she never seems to be able to provide any examples.

i would agree with eating-disorder-anzu and the other histrionic r9k "waifus" though, they're all pretty much trash.
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>>29984590
what is this cat stuff they are talking?
did she come on /r9k/ and rustle jimmies or what?
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>>29984600
She did talk about this McDonalds cute girl on her Twitter if it counts as an example
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>>29984614
Just Google curiouscat alterhacker

It's a question/answer thing made by twitter
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>>29984639
eh, i guess. she's not a "real" girl though. we can't interact with her. she doesn't respond. she doesn't have a twitter or an instagram or any other social media presence. it's just one picture of some cutesy chink from a rando viral article from somewhere in the aether of the internet.

it's like that stupid as argument girls have when you want nudes from them "but there are nudes of someone somewhere from someplace at some time on the internet why do you want to see me naked"
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>>29981939
>>29981948
I know a girl with cheeks like that and she has had them since she was a kid
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>>29984740
does she also have a skeletor body due to eating disorders?
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I feel bad for her
Not because of the orbiters but because of why she does it and continues to do it
There's so much action that can be taken to better yourself and love yourself but it's easier for her to do what she does :(
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>>29984780
what the fuck do you think "it" is? all she does is answer questions sometimes
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>>29984804
he was obviously referring to the skype shows. clearly you don't know as much about crispy as you thought.
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>>29984829
thats not skype its rabbit and she barely does it. said it will be private next time
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What music does she like?
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>>29984829
>skype shows
>crispy
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>>29984845
yea i'm not talking about those stupid group chats where they watch kiddy movies and sperg about politics.
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>>29984804
She puts herself in a position where she gets easy attention from strangers, it's a quick hit of feeling good about yourself
When she's alone she more likely than not feels empty, alone and in extreme cases suicidal because to a majority of these guys following her she's a dream, she's a "waifu" and no one will ever get a chance to know who she really is, not even herself because you're all caught up in a fantasy
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>>29984689
thx m8, i checked that curious cat thing.
she btfoed few autists.
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>>29980174
Who is this? I'm new here......
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>>29984829
>skype shows
This is bait. I don't want people who like her to get all upset over nothing.
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I accepted i missed my chance (or that i never had one to begin with)

But the thing that hurts me the most is

I don't know if i'll meet someone as amazing as her.

She was really an amazing woman. Intelligent witty beautiful kind dominant kinky as fuck in good physical shape has many hobbies great cook.
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>>29988008
not talking about chick in OP. i dont obsess over random r9girls
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I wonder who next months Rose will be...
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>>29988730
rose is a generic white euro-looking tatslut

i dont know who the chick in your pic is but she's got way too much eye makeup and probably looks like a man without it. 0/10 waifu potential.
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>>29988730

People like Anzu because she has zero visible makeup and actually does look super fucking good WonGeneticLotto/10

0/10 whitey trying to hard. but today's feminist girls dont care if we say makeup is ugly right? right. good luck with all that.
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>>29989308
>People like Anzu because she has zero visible makeup
>zero visible makeup
you should get some glasses
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>>29980549
Why the fuck do you fuckers ruin it? You're always ruining it. You can just admire from a distance, you always have to fucking stalk them.
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>>29989308
>zero makeup
Are you high?
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>>29981969
the first rooms. Good times :')
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>>29989308
>zero makeup

TOP KEK M8
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why isnt this thread deleted yet
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I want crispy to beat me with a baseball bat
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>>29989976
Surprised it lasted this long desu
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>>29990057
Are you that nig who once claimed to prefer Taylor on account on her perceived greater likeliness of beating you with a baseball bat, and how did you acquire this fetish? In your fantasies, do you expect to survive your beating?
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Lmao @ your foolish attempts, I've already made strides. My goal is to cuck the autism out of you

Laugh out loud (LOL)
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>>29991011
Can you stop.bumping crispy threads
Can we agree to just drop her so we can get on with our lives
I don't want to think about her anymore
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>>29991081
Everyone on a whole board should stop talking about something just because you personally and a tiny minority of others don't like how it makes you feel anymore? No one made you come into this thread in the first place.
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>>29991120
this girl

op here, this thread wasn't supposed to be about crispy. i was just wondering what the fuck happened. and you all flocked to it and posted crispy pictures.

fucking pathetic.
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>obsessing over 3D shit

God, why the hell dont you all obsess over a 2D waifu like sane people do?
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>>29991270
all things "crispy" have been beat to death by now
Everything to know about her is known
Every picture has been spammed tenfold
Many of the threads are bordering on dox shit now
She even admitted herself she got too carried away

Mods were right to start deleting them
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>>29991355
>this thread wasn't supposed to be about crispy

I think you are pioneering some bold and never-before-seen uses of the word "about". The original post had a picture of her and contained no text aside from a question related to her (one might go even say it was a question "about" her), followed by a more general request for information on her recent activities. I don't know that you could have made this more of a Crispy thread if you'd tried.
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>>29989308
>Anzu
>zero visible makeup

i know this is bait, but she's literally only known for having so much makeup on that she looks like a plastic sex doll.
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>>29991511
>>29991671
>>29991120
There's one thing to be obsessed with katya, anzu, and crispy. At the very least they're all attractive women. Fucking marky is ugly as shit though, she's so plain and not in a good way. you faggots will latch onto anything because you lowered your expectations because no girl will ever love you.
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>>29991671
I mean, if you avoid dying before the 2040s or so, that shouldn't be a problem for you.
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>>29991731
PLAIN?
she is anything but plain, she is crazy as fuck, she is an artist, she is a sex demon, but she is not plain.
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crispy,

you need to stop being so nice to everybody
show some more discretion/common sense when dealing with people online
you don't have to be everyone's friend
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>>29981914
This is win
The best waifu
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>>29983728
Fuck off
This kinda girl is exactly what I want
A girl that's afraid of you going away is every mans dream. Only cuck brainwashed shits like you don't like this type
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>>29983721
desuarchive.org
ddgxfgd
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>>29991731
Fuck off and kill yourself. She's not ugly at all, you disgusting neckbeard.
Absolutely hilarious when the ugliest, the most beta, the most autistic of guys call average, normal-looking girls "ugly as fuck" As if you could get a girl like Marky to even look at you twice. Fuck off and die.
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>>29992073
I don't want marky to talk to me, she'd probably just stumble over some words and then choke on them and die. Also I've been having "exclusive time with crispy" i'm set for life so kill yourself my friend because I'm fine :3
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>>29992340
rude and pleb
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How about no faggot? Find a better waifu
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What's Crispy's race? Is she jewish
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>>29993107
She is a Mexicunt, so unlikely.
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>>29993184
>unlikely
Not so fast, plenty of Jews inhabited Iberia and the conquistadores had Jewish roots.
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>>29993235
>and the conquistadores had Jewish roots.
100% false until sauce
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>>29993235
>>29993312
Jewish people aren't even a race it's a religion you stupid tard. yeah it's 100% false until you get sauce. More than 90% of Mexicans are Catholic
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>>29980174
please use "crispy" in the OP so my filters work.

MOTHER FUCKER.

sage
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>>29993347
mexicans are 55% european (spaniard) ancestry and about 40% native american(asian) ancestry

5% is others

genetically speaking
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>>29993393
Asian? what?
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>>29993419
native americans came into america 10-15 thousand years ago, from asia
15k years is not much
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>>29993312
https://www.amazon.com/Christopher-Columbuss-Jewish-Roots-Frances/dp/1568210213?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

They utilized Jewish strategies like biological warfare, divide and conquering and targeting aristocracy.

>>29993347
If Judaism was *just* a religion there wouldn't be such emphasis on blood relationships. In any case, I agree that anyone can be a Jew, if there personality is also one of a Jew (deceptive, evil, greedy)

In any case, I don't think Crispy is a Jew.
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it doesnt matter what ethnicity she is now
shes a gothic variant of a valley girl stacey who lives in SoCal and is whitewashed like the rest of us.
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>>29993466
A lot of countries did that, so did the mongols. So the mongols are jewish now?

It is just a religion but it became much stronger due to the relentless shit they faced.

>>29993454
Huh I knew about the spaniard and native mixing, just didn't know natives came from asia. And I'm mexican...
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>>29993466
>They utilized Jewish strategies like biological warfare, divide and conquering and targeting aristocracy.
>Jewsih strategies

fuck off to pol retard
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What the fuck is wrong with you people
I know nothing about this girl but her face is a 5/10 at best
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>>29993533
>just didn't know natives came from asia. And I'm mexican...

apparently they used mitochondrial DNA (transferred maternally) and y chromosomes (paternally transferred) to show that most of the native blood came from female side, and most of the european from male side, which 'really makes you think'
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>>29993626
the rape meme its overrated, what really happened its that women would breed with the winners if they have a choice.
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>>29993697
maybe

still i wonder how many blacks in america carry around a white y chromosome
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>>29993723
it would be very racist to carry an extensive research...
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>>29993697
Well no shit but the question was "did they have a choice?" I assume after awhile they did since the spaniards would've been so intergrated with them but not in the beginning
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