>tfw only attracted to traps because vaginas are intimidating
Have you tried vaginal ventriloquism to alleviate the tension?
Can't be afraid of a vagoo that can say helloo
What's intimidating about them?
>>29979844
>vaginal ventriloquism
kek... I wish this were a thing.
>>29979809
Well, you're not wrong, penises are concretely a lower maintenance sexual organ than the vagina. Dicks are simple, handjobs are simple, blowjobs are simple, etc, cunnilingus is complex, vaginas are complex, etc.
>>29979902
They're confusing and they have all these fleshy layers and all these excretions I don't know anything about and if you put your cumsies in there a whole fucking human being comes out of it less than a year later. They're like some kind of alien plant. If you know how to work one you can make a woman shake and shudder for a good 10 minutes after she cums but if you don't know what you're doing you might as well be patting her head.
They're strange, and intimidating and they make your fingers look like you've been in a pool after you pull them out of there. And they smell weird.
A feminine dick is just easier to understand and work with...
>>29979809
Yo its like a fucking super-computer of organs
>tfw attracted to traps because vaginas are evil portals of slavery.
plus, even if she had a vag, I'd rather put in her ass.
>>29980021
Would you like pussies if you understood how to work with them or are you only attracted to dicks?
>>29980167
Pussies are sexy don't get me wrong they're just really weird and they give me performance anxiety.
>>29980197
ha alright then
It's fine to ask your partner how they want to be touched, if you're unsure. At least I'm fine with it. I guess some people think talking kills the mood.
>>29980021
>tfw no confusing alien flora genitals gf to amaze you with her secretions and long post-orgasms (or not)
>>29979809
How do you even fuck a girl in the vagina? I tried a couple of times but literally couldn't do it. Shits harder and way more awkward than it looks in porn. I'd much rather go for the butthole too
>>29980425
Was able to make her cum more than a dozen times with my fingers/mouth btw
Wat do with dick
When you see her vagina, just imagine that she's naked, like when you make speeches.
>>29980425
Literally couldn't do it...how? Too tight or dry to enter?
>>29980502
She was soaked, but it just didnt fucking go in
Like what the fuck I'm only 5.5 rock hard
>>29980521
Odd. Did you finger her at all before that?
>>29980451
Fingers can hit spots inside a dick can't, at least not without getting into awkward angles. Try 69, best of both worlds.
>>29980565
Not immediately before. She was a virgin so thats probably why.
No longer attracted to Vs at all after that fiasco. Give me sloots
I just think that vaginas are ugly and gross. The penis is a much more aesthetic sex organ.
>tfw genuine dickgirls will never exist and all we'll ever get are disgusting mentally ill trannies
