>be me
>no social life at all
>was okay with playing videogames all day, watching tv and not doing shit overall
>suddenly escapism stops appealing to me
>start to like the idea of normie life
>start reading books on how to pickup girls
>it's all pick up artist bullshit like "say this line and you get the grill even if you're a 1/10 fedora wearing faggot"
>read a shit ton of them actually but never actually used them
>look one more "pickup" related book
>it's actually more self help involved and basically talks about how working on yourself and improving your life will also get you laid as a side effect
>seems pretty legit
>start buying new clothes
>get a nice haircut
>start eating better (as in not 100% junk shit)
>already looking great and effay as fuck but still a NEET fag with no social skills
>decide to leave comfy NEET life and just get a job
>still no social skills
>decide to take socializing classes
>feel pretty pathetic at first but it goes well and I even make some friends in the process
>eventually befriend a Chad
>he invites me to a bar
>this is it
>we're at the bar and I spot a 8/10 qt
>think "I've gotten this far, I can't sperg out now"
>build up some courage (alcohol helped too lol)
>walk up to her
>say "hi, I'm anon, I've looking at you all night and couldnt resist to meet you"
>literally can't believe what I just did but I try to keep calm
>we actually have a normal conversation
>make her laugh a bit too
>try to subtly touch her a lot too (apparently touching girls make them attracted to you or some shit like that)
>conversation dies
>awkward silence
>think fast and say "h-hey want to come and chill at my place?"
>fucking stuttered like a beta and now I'm expecting rejection
>"sure anon, let's go"
And that night, I lost my virginity. And I've been getting laid a lot now. It only took me some motivation and about 3 years. Hell, I'm as average as they come, and I don't even work out. What's your excuse anon?
>>29979494
i am not belif your post anon :^)
Good for you, now get the fuck out
REEEEEEEE
Double Your Dating, right?
>>29979526
It sounds unbelievable to me too, but it's possible. It took 3 years to me and 1 year of that is from lack of motivation and procrastinating, but it was worth it and looking back it wasn't that hard, just my anxiety holding me back. It took me a long time to achieve a positive mindset. Also I got lucky since my first time I didn't get rejected, but rejection isn't as bad as people make it out to be, in fact I learned to embrace it. The reason rejection exists is to keep prevent relationships that wouldn't work. Most of the time it's not the being ugly meme. (I noticed grills care more about how much you care about yourself than your actual physical attractiveness) Like I said, I've never lifted a weight (and don't plan to, I like just being skinny) and my face is just average.
I cant do this. I cant maintain habits or improve myself because its just too difficult to keep up. I couldn't drag myself to a bar every week.
Little failures knock me completey on my ass and i just dont want tp continue.
>>29979661
The secret is that you just have to embrace your hatred of women. Eventually you'll find one meek enough to submit to your will, and you will be happy.
>>29979661
I know anon, you shouldn't pressure yourself, do one step at a time. You can't walk without crawling first. Also you need to fail first to succeed. I've gotten rejected a couple of times and I just take it as experience. Old sperg me would freak out over failures but it's not the end of the world anon.
>>29979693
I dont hate women. I hate myself.
Leorigano
>>29979647
>rejection isn't as bad as people make it out to be
Maybe not the first time, or the second time, or the third...
but getting to the 20th with no success whatsoever is pretty shit, anon.
>just improve yourself
I'm fairly /fa/, /fit/ from lifting from 3 years, working on a lucrative degree. Some of us are just damned.
>>29979720
Just shift your hatred. It's easy, just start watching a lot of violent porno and spending more time on /r9k/.
>>29979722
What got you rejected? Do you remember exactly what you said or how you behaved when it happened? Where did it happen? Remember, you need to look back on why shit like this happens and learn from it.
I don't give a shit about all that. I'm simply waiting for death.
>>29979707
I never form habits, the saying "it gets easier every day" doesn't apply to me. Its a chore to put in any effort into anything at all, no matter how many times i do it.
>>29979734
I spend all day on r9k. I already watchrapeporn.
Rejection isn't that hard on me, its happened enough that it's no bother. I just no longer see the point, a woman wouldn't make me happy. Nor do friends, since you have i be alone most of the time anyways.
>>29979494
>normalfaggot with made up problems gets drunk and has sex
What do you want, a medal? Leave.
>>29979758
Maybe you should become a monastic. There are job openings for hermits.
>>29979783
>I just no longer see the point, a woman wouldn't make me happy. Nor do friends, since you have i be alone most of the time anyways.
Then what are you mad about anon? You don't HAVE to if you don't want to. Find what makes you happy. If you had given up on life you would already be dead, find what keeps you alive.
>>29979794
Just trying to help robots that want help anon, don't need to be rude.
>>29979847
I'm barely alive, my man. I hardly eat or leave my bed. If mummy didn't cook, I'd be dead. Im not even mad, just resigned. I'm certain im meant to be self loathing.
>>29979897
What led you to this life? Did you have a hard time while growing up?
>>29979752
I do, they always just "see me as a friend" and don't want to date me. I'm not even that bad looking, I've been told I'm a solid 6.
>>29979942
Have you ever seen that movie "The Wall?"
Where do you take this socializing class? Do they have one at uni
>>29979963
What kind of girls are these? Do you show your attraction to them early on? Reminder that if you want to make them attracted to you, you shouldn't do the beta ass "I want to be friends first and I'll gradually hit on her" you're literally giving her to Chad this way.
Show her that you're attracted to hear as early as you can by being polarizing, she'll either reject you on the spot or become attracted to you.
>>29979942
I've always been this way. I can't recall a time in my life, being unable to remember early childhood, when I didn't feel like this. It's in my blood.
>>29979976
I don't really remember anymore, I just looked up conversational skill classes on Google and happened to find one in my city.
>>29979494
Because when I get to step 8 on the normie-fold path to chadness, I fuck everything up and spend years trying to catch up again.
Now I'm fucked again at 25 and realized I should have killed myself in 2009 like I should have done.
>>29980090
Where did you fuck up anon?
>>29980119
Some examples:
>Had a gf, fucked up my whole relationship with her because I cheated on her with my ex gf who is a fucking dyke now anyway
>Offered a spot in graduate program through neighbour who works in the company. Never updated my resume and spent the whole month hiding in bed and now avoid going outside in case I see my neighbour.
>Still haven't gotten my post-grad certificate because I wanted to get it in person instead of normie ceremony. Fast-forward 6 months all my contact details are expired student shit and nobody has contacted me about it.
JUST a few examples
>>29980340
>had a gf
Stopped reading there you normie scum
>>29980618
You do realize this thread was about becoming a normie right? Whatever m8 I never said I was a robot, more of a cyborg/failed normie.
