Give me one reason I shouldn't kill myself right now!!!
>>29979347
J-jackie chan?
>>29979347
You're already deadinside
>>29979347
There are no reasons to not kill yourself. Life is an insidious cycle of addiction. Really, what are you waiting for, to die of cancer after another 100 orgasms?
>>29979347
you didn't post your gapping asshole yet
That's right. Good. no need for you to go just yet. Let it go... my son. I'm not here to fight. Or should i call you brother? It's over, time for you to put aside the gun. And live.
Everyone dies. you can't stop it. you can't run away from it. let me tell you something... don't waste the life you have left fighting.
We fought to free ourselves from nations... and systems, and norms, and ages. But no matter how hard we tried, the only liberty we found... was on the inside... trapped within those limits. But you... You have been given freedom. Freedom to be... Outside.
You are nobody's tool now... No one's toy.
You are no longer a prisoner of fate.
You are no longer a seed of war.
It's time for you to see the outside world with your own eyes. Your body... and your soul... are your own.
Forget about us, live for yourself, and find... a new lease on life.
This is good... isn't it?
>>29979347
a slight chance of mgs sequels
>>29979347
Acceptable VR gf simulation in 5 years tops
Perfect AI waifu in 20 years tops
>>29980489
Fuck you man, you let me die
>>29979347
You haven't done it already so obviously you won't. Pussy.
sorry mate, i'm struggling to find a reason myself. i don't want to die, i just.. yeah, no point in details. hope you find the happiness that i seem to be missing.
>>29979347
You'll miss the next episode of your favorite show.
Suicide isn't even a half-way decent solution to problems in life (except maybe terminal illnesses), it's the result of feeling so overwhelmed by something that the only solution you can think of is to self-terminate. As people put it: it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Feelings pass, but blowing half of your head off with a shotgun doesn't.
>>29980891
>As people put it:
As MILITARY people put it. Fucked that one up.
>>29980891
>except maybe terminal illnesses
life is a terminal illness
Because you'll just come back, reincarnated as something worse, like a puppy or a stick insect.
>>29979347
There is none. Just make sure you take some normies with you. Be our hero.
Because life is a series of ups and downs. Fortuna may have you in a downward spiral now, but the wheel of fortune will eventually turn, lifting you up.
>>29980891
>as people put it its a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>implying a temporary solution to any problem is desirable to a permanent one
>>29979347
None mate
Escape life
>>29980958
>not wanting to be this bad motherfucker
Why do you want to die, anyway? Whatever reason you have, if you wait ten years to pull the plug, you'll look back and your reasons for wanting to end it all will seem dumb. Trust me, whatever it is making you want to die, won't matter in ten years.
>>29981001
This is some real retardo gambler's fallacy shit right here
>>29981068
This.
We change so much throughout our lives, even in adulthood. I've learned so much in my 30's that I couldn't comprehend in my 20's. My parents always said the same thing about their lives as the years went on, but I never understood until later.
>>29981068
>want to die at 14 because I am anxiety-ridden socially dysfunctional, clinically lethargic autist with no hope in hell of being an independent adult
>now 26 and still want to die and 14 year-old me was thoroughly vindicated
>>29981081
It's a medieval belief, actually. Google "Fortuna."
>>29979347
Because things can still change, even for robots
"Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words, - "Wait and hope"."
- Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo
>>29981193
Yeah they do change for the worse.
you'll regret it later, anon
>>29981204
But things can always maybe get better
You could win the lottery. More realistically, they could come up with a new range of pharmaceuticals that really help with robothood, or they come could out with VR porn and VR girlfriends that feel so real that being a robot becomes more bearable
>>29981204
You're likely 20-30 something.
You can't dictate your entire life when you've only lived a quarter of it.
>>29981182
well its stupid. The reality is its a lot easier to experience hunger than it is to experience satiety. You can experience hunger unto death, you can experience full satiety for maybe 3 hours. There is no indication, given the entropic flow of the universe that anyone's life will get better. But we know what eventually happens is complete degradation.
>>29979347
I have none to give, just do it pussy
>>29981142
26 is too young to know what I'm talking about. Make it to 36 or possibly 40 and you'll see what a melodramatic dumbass you were. Fucking have a sandwich. Smoke some dope. Watch a movie. Fuck a girl. You'll appreciate these things once you've truly suffered and developed some compassion for yourself and others.
Donald Trump.
The inevitability of worldwide sharia law.
Robot GFs.
Thats 3 right there.
>>29981242
I don't care. And I'm not even OP
>>29981236
>hurr durr le VR porn
>>29981278
Such a lack of introspective. It's almost sad.
>>29981253
This is elaborate trolling
You're assuming that no one suffers before the age of 36, which is bullshit
You're assuming everyone has access to dope or everyone can get laid
This is obviously bait
And I'm only giving you a (You) because I'm hoping I can prevent other people from giving you (You)s
And I'm not advocating suicide, or agreeing with the guy you're responding to, I'm just telling you that you're shit
>>29981278
What about the prospect of new pharmaceuticals? Advancements in therapy and mental health treatment? It's a fast growing field. Everyday they're getting better at identifying and treating conditions
>>29981253
Yes you are clearly much more mature than me with your hedonic preoccupations and all that.
And what the fuck are you doing on my /r9k/ anyway Dad? You're going to want to save up that energy to harangue me about getting a better job tomorrow.
>>29981303
k
>>29981323
Yeah, I'm sure more medicine that will make you a slightly happier zombie will fix you in a minute
>>29981273
at least 2 of those things are terrible
>>29981376
You're assuming that new medicine would automatically make you a zombie
There are depression medicines already that don't do that
Wellbutrin is an example of a medication for depression that actually makes you MORE alert with more energy and a clearer head, and it's been out for years. If you don't mind the risk of seizures, it's pretty great
That zombie idea is a misconception
>>29981376
so kill yourself
>>29981415
I'm a zombie already because medicine
I don't even know why I'm typing
>>29981432
k
>>29981245
You can't experience satiety without hunger. You're going to bounce back and forth between the two extremes over and over in course of a lifetime. Why bemoan this fact of nature. Become a stoic. You may be hungry now, but after you eat a snack you'll feel better. Why make little problems into big problems. Eventually you will snack, all you have to do is wait it out if you live in America.
>>29981508
See your psychiatrist or your doctor again, you edgy turd, and get a better prescription
You can still have an enjoyable life worth living
>>29981508
if you aren't willing to kill yourself, but are willing to type this, then you're an attention whore
so instead of getting butthurt because someone finally told you to just do it, how about you either do something about it or sit back and wait to die by whatever means
>>29981563
k
>>29981535
Yeah
>>29981514
I am just explaining why it doesn't matter if you kill yourself and in fact may be a very good idea. Death could be viewed as the ultimate form of satiation for someone who is all too aware their life has become a cycle of need-fulfillment with no real cherry on top.
>>29981579
Nobody can help you if you just give one word responses
I'm assuming that's why you're here: because you want help. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not an attention whore and that, despite how much of a smartass you are, you're a person dealing with real suffering
Talk about what's wrong. Why you're sad. What you've tried
And see your fucking doctor again
>>29981535
>le medication makes life worth living
Yeah, its called fucking heroin. Brilliant observation. Pills can make you believe things that aren't true.
>>29981579
pure oregano extract
>>29981626
You really know jackshit about psychiatry, don't you?
You dismissed an entire fucking medical field with a few smartass sentences. I'm not gonna give you anymore (You)s
>>29981373
Wanting to kill yourself for some idea is not mature. A controlled hedonism is good. Stop punishing yourself. If something makes you happy and doesn't lead to unhappiness in the long term, (like, say, cocaine, or killing people for fun-- might be cool in the moment but eventually leads to dissipation or death or prison) then you should embrace it.
>>29981626
a lack of pills make you believe things that aren't true for the simple fact that you're either heavily delusional or you have a chemical imbalance in the brain, stating it plainly
so sick of these "red pill" fedoras talking about how stupid everyone is and how enlightened they are for realizing that girls don't want a greasy, underweight lanklet
>>29981602
No, death is not romantic. It's worms eating your face. And yes, life is a cycle of need-fulfillment. That just continues into the next life after you off yourself. It's like a nightmare labyrinth that never ends until you exit the infinite life maze through enlightenment after experiencing thousands of ultimately unsatisfying lifetimes.
>>29981752
You are the one dramatizing it, not me. And from whose asshole do you get your ontology?
>>29981752
>It's worms eating your face.
You won't be there to feel it
your carcass =//= you
that's whats so beautiful about it you know?
breaking free of your meat cage
and vanishing
>>29981620
Honestly I don't want to be helped
I'm just bored as fuck and hoping someday I'll have the guts to finally end it all
>>29981671
>so sick of these "red pill" fedoras talking about how stupid everyone is and how enlightened they are for realizing that girls don't want a greasy, underweight lanklet
This. And while we are on the subject, what is with the caste system in India! Man that just boils muh beans
>>29979454
So why wouldnt i want to be dead on the out side too?
>>29981662
I have no intention to kill myself over an idea but simply because my life is not giving me any tangible benefit. I would basically just be a moron not to kill myself because of how taxing and uncomfortable my existence is. Yes of course there are people with more taxing and outright painful lives. And you know what? I invite them to come to the same conclusion as I have. I mean this longevity cult is just insane. Are you going to tell me that given a situation where you would surely burn to death in a matter of hours you wouldn't take some kind of painless instadeath pill? I am just evaluating personal utility here.
>>29981784
The problem is, that nothing vanishes. Your consciousness will continue to exist in some form, with the residual problems from your previous life, in a new body.
>>29981655
I know its scientifically bereft and based on the ideas of a few silly morons. And I know that there is virtually no fundamental understanding of the mechanism of action of ANY psychoactive medications and that most of them were created on accident. I also know from personal experience that doctors will prescribe anything from antidepressants to stmulants to low-dose anti-psychotics to treat anxiety. Lastly I know that armchair psychology isn't an iron-clad debate tactic. I know a lot more than you, you stupid mong
>>29981900
>Your consciousness will continue to exist in some form
Proof?
I know consciousness is very complex, yes, I'm 99% sure there's something quantical or buggy about it
Subjective experiences, or qualia, are amongst the most complex matter interactions in the universe
>>29981671
What certification allows you to psychologically evaluate people on the internet? None? Okay then, find some other talking points that support your agenda of life-apologetics.
>>29981879
The tangible benefit is being alive. Without a body you can't experience anything tangible. Your negative thoughts are making you depressed. Become aware of your thoughts by paying attention to each one, then notice the space between your thoughts. Who are you, where are you in the space between your thoughts? That is the pure consciousness you should try to inhabit.
>>29981662
>he calls himself mature
>he's still stuck on nietzschean ethics
You are a fucking offensively moronic retard. Full stop
>>29981967
Nothing material can be created or destroyed. Also nothing "buggy" or intangible can be created or destroyed. Just changing forms.
>>29982056
It can't be destroyed, but it can very well be disrupted, which is pratically the same thing
>>29982014
you people are so dedicated to retaining the ability to whine over the internet
>>29982022
You are just begging the question. How can the benefit be the conditions which make the concept of beneficial experience possible? And I want to emphasize POSSIBLE, not PROBABLE. Being alive in and of itself is not a benefit.
>>29982152
I don't lose the ability to whine over the internet because a bunch of idiots told me how great life in general must be. These are the same idiots playing Pogeyman GO. I can't take you boneheads seriously.
>>29982196
I don't touch that game. I didn't even know about it until a few days ago when I saw a thread about it.
Nobody is telling you how great life is, they're telling you why it's not bad.
>>29982154
It's like a snake swallowing its own tail. First there was creative consciousness, then a 'big bang' that was the universal consciousness expressing itself in matter, like a sculptor with clay. The consciousness and the things it creates are all 'made' of consciousness.
>>29982045
Everyone is a moronic retard, including Nietzsche, whose precepts I have never followed. Don't claim to be mature just old and tired and therefore more forgiving of human frailtty in myself and others.
>>29982276
You're painting something nice, but I think universe is just the proof that inexistence can exist
>>29982261
>they're telling you why it's not bad
Yeah and I am in turn telling them only why its not NECESSARILY good. At any rate its called a disagreement.
>>29982276
Oh, you are a New Age maniac. You should have been more upfront about that anon.
Because you wouldn't be able to read my response!!
>>29982276
...and consciousness is 'made' of nothingness.
>>29982488
I think everything is made of nothingness. If you can disprove that, I'll change my belief.
>>29982458
I think inexistence and existence are the same thing.
>>29982735
but inexistence can't exist, because it contradicts itself
It's like an infinitely expanding point of consciousness that 'arose' from nothingness and is therefore nonexistent though it exists everywhere.
>>29982768
Like a thought that arises from nothing.
>>2998
It's not disrupted, it's like water flowing and taking the form of the obstacles it encounters, like a river flowing over land.
>>29981193
>`Trust me, I can't see the difference between 2 and 3`
because of this amazing movie
