>piss splits into 3 streams and sprays all over the floor
call me gay but this is why i piss sitting down now
cleaning around me toilet 5x a day was frustrating
>>29978394
>3 streams
i mean i've had 2 happen but i think i'd take 3 as a blessing from god desu
>>29978420
I can't pee sitting down thanks to my fucking meds. It's weird as shit
>>29978482
huh
what meds?
>fap
>it's one of those faps that for whatever reason didn't feel very good
>>29978472
Yeah, pretty sure that was the first time I've ever had 3 streams happen. It's a fucking curse not a blessing though.
>>29978394
seeing my pepe posted by another person on r9k is beautiful. its like I had a child who is now grown up and living its dreams.
>>29978503
SSRI's cause erectile dysfunction. Probably partly psychological as well I imagine
>>29978521
Fuck this feel. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
>>29978554
You done good bro.
>>29978420
mfw i try to piss sitting down but i have a bone
>>29978394
That only happens when I try to pee with a boner.
Mine just splits into two though..