>Read posts from other robots
>"My ex"
>"My gf"
>"I was so sad when I broke up with her"
>"My friends"
>>29978026
Normie scum keep coming here to spread their lies.
>>29978026
>>29978048
not your safespace reditfags.
>>29978048
They're not normies. It's just painful to know that even among other outcasts, you're this alienated, you're this much of a failure.
>>29978026
I dated a girl once, but only for a bit, not to the level of bf/gf. I also used to have friends. On the other hand, I have no friends, haven't spoken to anyone in three weeks, haven't talked to a girl in over a year, and have never been to a party in my entire life. I'm a robot.
>>29978026
>re delete /r9k/
>re-revive /r9k/as a hidden board
>no women allowed to post
>>29978064
Succ my benis fuccboi
>>29978085
I dont mind who comes here as long as it is not attention whoring or shitposting. As long as they dont make a mess out of this board (and they do atm) i will not try to get hostile against them.
>>29978084
>I'm a robot.
The rest of your post contradicts this normalfag
>ex
>gf
>robots
lol no
>>29978085
>as a hidden board
That's actually not a bad idea. We will never get our safe space though because mods are full sjw
>>29978128
>Lack of success with women is the only thing that makes you a robot
There are plenty of other factors anon. I say this as someone who has never had a gf.
>>29978113
Someone ffinally admits the truth
>>29978118
>I have no friends
>haven't spoken to anyone in three weeks
>haven't talked to a girl in over a year
>have never been to a party in my entire life
but yeah I'm a normalfag. Fuck off back to plebbit Le Frog Memes fuckface.
>>29978151
Nah, you and him are just failed normalfags.
>>29978170
kill yourself fucking failed normalfag
>>29978187
Isnt that the definition of robot?
>>29978179
Failed normalfags are people who want a gf and whine over not having one, who would magically stop being "depressed" if they got one. I've seen this happen many times.
here's a tip you're not depressed, you're just lonely. If you were clinically depressed you wouldn't be cured of it by a relationship
>>29978206
Robots never get a chance like you did cunt
>>29978072
They are, my man. If they have friends they are not robots.
>>29978217
Nah, if you kissed or had sex you're not a robot, it's that simple. I see your reverse psychology, it will not work on me.
>>29978239
Life before 18 is very different to life after 18. Don't hang on to that petty shit, if you were truly a robot you would be enlightened and rise above that and not get jealous of someone that had a friend when they were 14. As long as you haven't had friends since high school you qualify for robothood.
>>29978263
Wrong. If you put the pussy on the pedestal so fucking hard that you think someone getting kissed once in their life negates all other robot traits, even if they're an unemployed 300 lbs high school dropout who lives in their parents' basement and hasn't showered in six months, then you are the very definition of a failed normie.
The mods just don't give one fuck about this board
>>29978239
A
>I am not >>29978170
B
> Never had a gf
> Never kissed
>Never was close to a relationship
>Wagie
>2-3 "friends" i barely know
I guess i really do belong here but >>29978170
I still right.
Why don't you just go to the chan for wizards if this place is so bad?
>>29978323
Six months? Bullshit. What do you smell like right now?
>>29978323
Classic normalfag rethoric. No one said a girlfriend would fix anything but you; the fact of the matter is, if you're a robot, you aren't attractive for anyone. If you are, you're not a robot.
>>29978263
Nope. If you don't have sex before turning 20 you're a robot until you have sex with five girls.
There's degrees to shit.
Robotic mindset means robot.
>>29978461
Nah, it just means you're a failed normalfag. Robots never get to have sex. Why is this so complex for stupid normalfags who keep invading?
>>29978072
That's the point you roastie fucking scum.
>>29978072
>>29978151
I'm pretty far from a normie and I have friends (nearly all online) and a gf (long distance). I know plenty of people who are far more "normie" than I'll ever be who are worse with women than I am. My cousin was literally a frat bro in college and he was so unsuccessful with girls that we all thought he was gay.
>>29978072
haha lol look at me im such an outcast tfw no 10 gf, tfw only 50 friends came to my birthday today waaaaa that fucking sucks im gonna kill myself this world is horrible because i have depression waaaaaaaaaaa broke up with 12th gf last month and my 11th i broke up with yesterday i miss her so much already im a failure with 84734598 crippling mental illnesses yet i cant get autismbux fucking normies am i right? xD
>>29978064
Nobody said it was, in fact the normies that post this bullshit usually bitch and moan half the time. But I guess you just thought of you're favorite 4chan meme you saw on 9gag and had to use it.
>>29978085
Lol at all you retards who want a no girls board. Women can be robots for one, and for a second our glorious admins would never create it, because dats sexist. Accept reality, you're not going to get a secret club for your gender. girls wouldn't get one either.
>>29978151
Yes, but >tfw no gf is the CORE factor
Without knowing this feel, you cannot be a robot
>>29978461
>>29978423
>>29978402
>>29978386
There are no rules, just vague things that norms have accomplished and robots did not. So consider to fill out this test to find out.
>>29978498
Everyone has a hard time. What has that to do with anything? You're loved by other people. You're not a robot. Can't you get this inside of your thick skull?
>>29978527
>vague
Only a normie would think there's any vagueness.
>>29978520
silly roach thinking it does not exist
kill yourself
>>29978402
Probably like normie shit
>>29978538
Id love to be a normie, but even after the your standarts i am a robot.
>>29978527
No, this shit was made by a normalfag, it even include girls on it.
>>29978522
>Yes, but >tfw no gf is the CORE factor
I wouldn't say so. Not having had a girlfriend doesn't bother me at all because I'm not attracted to real women.
It's the lack of friends, people to relate to, being a failure in every respect, despite tons of effort, losing the genetic lottery, lacking passion, hobbies, being unable to permanently get over depression, and being reviled that gets to me.
>>29978461
>things normalfucks say to still pretend to be a robot
If you had sex PERIOD, you lose you robo license.
>>29978170
Robots NEVER stop being robots, you're just a failed normie who got cucked like usual, normies don't have to be Chad, even an autist who isn't self aware and still take the feigned acceptance of others is a normie.
>>29978547
If you're talking about the shithole called wizardchan, fuck off back there.
>>29978520
>Women can be robots
>Tripfag
Good bait, I'll have to admit.
>>29978553
Aww, poor normie "only" has a couple of friends and "only" hears his girlfriend say she loves him a couple of times per day. How very robotic!
>>29978520
>girls wouldn't get one either
>what is lolcow
>>29978577
2 "friends"
No gf
Never kissed
You really exposed me
>>29978293
So you're just a sad old normie whose past his prime, that doesn't make you a robot you faggot.
>>29978570
I've never stopped being a robot, it just took me a little longer to start being a robot than some of you.
>>29978625
>acting this pedantic
It was expected that I'd assume you're the person I've been having a convo with. If you jump into a conversation don't act surprised when there's confusion. I had been talking with someone who had a girlfriend.
>>29978638
>failed normalfag: the post
>>29978461
Stop role playing normalfag.
>>29978565
the people i thought i related with turned out to be shitty people, doubt you will have a different experience if you are a robot. their depression turn them into fucking scum of the earth, i understand why, i can relate and i hate them for that. most friends you make are usually a rock in your path to self-improvement so you will find yourself ditching them regardless if they are loyal to you or not. more, the genetic lottery meme is an arbitrary thing to give you the impression of "winner" or "loser", but thinking in said terms actually traps you into being a virgin forever, fuck that noise.
you will become like me on this matter.
>>29978645
I am the guy who postetd the test. If you mean that, i started this convo becasue you replied that there is no vagueness.
>>29978638
>start being a robot
I guess it just took you a little longer to start being retarded too?
>>29978678
Did you not read my post? I don't care about getting a gf which should imply I don't care about losing my virginity.
>>29978696
Yeah, I was in a convo with someone else, so the confusion makes sense.
There -is- no vagueness, though. If you've had a girlfriend or have friends, you're not a robot. Just said you don't have a gf or friends. I don't see why you'd be a normie.
>>29978577
We need a robot version of pic related
>>29978709
you mentioned "losing the genetic lottery" though, that indicates otherwise.
>>29978706
I'm actually pretty smart. Above average, at least.
>>29978769
I should have been more clear, it doesn't bother me because I want to reproduce, it bothers me because I'm essentially subhuman.
>>29978026
Seriously so many normie fags and whores it's ridiculous, they have been shitting up the board for a long time already, I know a few chans that have little to no normies and whores but rule 1 and 2 sorry.
>>29978802
That wasn't the point. Also, are you seriously bragging about your intelligence on an anonymous Mongolian yak herding forum?
>>29978645
>>failed normalfag: the post
You're only a failed normalfag if you have hope, I don't have any. I've joined you, and I am one of you.
>>29978852
That's just your convenient made up definition. You're a failed normalfag if you were, at any point in your life, a normie, and then failed. Just like you're describing. You don't "turn into a robot late." You're a normie and then turn into a failed normie.
>>29978724
Yeah confusion is very likely in such a fast moving thread. But well if you insist. I think there is more to it but yeah its a big point.
>>29978837
If it's so much of a problem why don't you call them out?
Elitism works. Say what you will about /a/ or /jp/, but they are quick to out people who have no business being there. The quality of the boards may still not be great, but they don't suffer from the same problems other boards do as frequently.
People don't say "normalfag get out" unless they're being ironic anymore, at least not as frequently as they need to. Do your part.
>>29978875
Wrong, I was just a late bloomer. A failed normie is someone going through a rough patch. I'm a goner, a lost cause, any trace of normie is buried so deep inside me that it's practically dead.
>>29978942
Failed normie.
Normie + failed.
You're a normie - who failed.
Can the little baby follow this?
>>29978962
Well hes better off than we are, i dont know why you are mentioning that so often... That is like "Hey im homeless" "No you have a tent" Over and over again. No one wants to be a robot, so why should a normie classifie himself as such a failure?
>>29978962
That's the thing though, I never was a normie. If I were a normie I still would be a normie, because normies can't become robots, but I'm a robot, not a normie, ergo I never could have been a normie. Ya feel me?
Sometimes I feel like the only real robot here.
Please tell me there's other genuine kissless virgins here, right?
>>29979535
I am but I have a couple of friends I talk to on a daily basis so I don't consider myself a robot
>>29979535
yeah. never post cause im always left out
>>29979535
I kissed a girl once. As a joke.
>>29979553
I have one acquaintance (not really a friend any more), used to have some but I've never been good at making friends
>>29979608
Wish I could've experienced that joke, most I've had from women was a handshake and pat on the back.
>>29979608
Are you sure it wasn't a prank, or a social experiment
>>29980453
I never declared what side of the joke I was in.
