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Did we agree on whether this was good or not?
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>>29976990
it could help robots suffer less, so it is filthy normie garbage and a rape of robot culture
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Some people will benefit from gaining friends and maybe even a gf. Others of us are too hopeless for that and would only be frustrated by floundering about like a magikarp.
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>>29976990
what the fuck is it


iooihiohi
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I've never played a smartphone game and I've owned one for years.

Shit is for kids. I actually had a smartphone app emulator and would play pokemon in public complete nofuxgiven.

Strangely enough people didn't call me a nerd for it, they were like DOOO IZ DAT POGAYMON DOOOD OO DOODO

This was years ago though. Pokemon has always been normie.
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If you were into pokemon you are not a robot. Go play pokemon aquamarine quartz 7th gen with your faggot normie friends.
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I thought it was good until I was trying to enjoy my nightwalk and a pack of loud pseudo/actual normies (What is the classification for those groups of two tumblr females, one asian girl and six betas?) came down the road with their phones in their hand and proceeded to follow me around (not sure if intentional, probably was.) while laughing, making pogeyman jokes that I've seen on T-shirts and generally doing everything to sully my nightwalk experience. The game's shit and everyone that plays it is shit.
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>>29977059
This

no more floundering
the time of the gyarados is soon
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I had a great night hanging out with a chill dad and his 2 kids playing it
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What should I eat for dinner famldnlsksdlls
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I don't want to eat cookies you guys. That's just silly
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I'm getting really fucking sick of the pokefucks getting in my way on the street fuck it's annoying as fuck.
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I don't like fish guys. Come on
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I'm mostly jelly of the fun normies are having, this is like a childhood dream come true, like those FX lightsabers.

Too bad I'm a pedophile social outcast so I can't play the game... or leave my house for that matter.

So the game is good, but like "having a girlfriend" it's just another way robots are missing out and thus more salt in the wound.
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Why do normies make fun of us then do the exact thing they made fun of us for?
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>>29976990
>cheap AR gimmick
>no gameplay, just throw le pokeballs XD
>groups of normie sheep get together just to throw pokeballs
>meanwhile camera and location data continually being uploaded and stored
>app has access to literally your entire device
>retards with a smartphone will fall for anything

uhhh i don't know what do you think XD
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>>29977412
Im not a terrorist faggot, the FBI can look at all the porn on my phone they want too. Im also not a eurocock who has to fear the internet police
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>>29977443
>the "i have nothing to hide, they can do whatever they want" shtick
yes, good goy, let us take over your entire life! i-i m-mean, let us make sure you're safe from terrorists! that's what i meant to say!
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>>29977163

Minor delusions can get worse.
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Do you even have to ask? We took the contrarian view of course.
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>>29977508
Serious question,

what CAN they hypothetically do to an innocent man whose information they have recorded? I'm not talking about tinfoil hat theories, I'm talking about actual plausible shit they can do to you. I'm all for privacy but I feel like it's just a play on emotion how people don't like their privacy invaded with no real threat to your safety or liberty.
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>>29977628
dunno but lately I've been trying to get into african click languages, farsi and arab so yeah it's a bit weird, they might think I'm some kind of panafrican middleeastern terrorist wannabe
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>>29976990
Pokemon sucks, yugioh sucks, dbz sucks, naruto sucks, avatar sucks. Normie anime is lower than any other media. I feel like half these faggots don't even watch the damn shows. They just get the cliff notes on the show from god knows where and then proceed to NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THEM.
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I like it, but I'm out of pokeballs and I dont wanna spend real money on this buggy mess, and dont wanna go out.

Fugg.
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If anyone wants to join a chill robot skype group for go chatting pls click : https://join.skype.com/b48OBYI0Mam0
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>>29977698
Missing the point there buddy
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>>29977628
any information you transmit that passes certain filters is used to create a profile on you which can be used from anything to stopping your flights to targeting you on traffic stops/border patrol
read this for starters
https://theintercept.com/2015/07/01/nsas-google-worlds-private-communications/
the monitoring is so ridiculous that anyone who searches "linux" in google also has a profile started

>>29977677
you are definitely in a database now
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>>29977628
You idiot, when the race wars happen led by Hillary Clinton they will use this info to see if you did your duty and pleasured young African men fighting the good fight
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>>29977708
Please fuck off with your ddosing group of autistic muh skret klub people
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>>29977357
>Too bad I'm a pedophile social outcast so I can't play the game... or leave my house for that matter.

Shouldn't have gotten caught downloading CP bro.. Git gud at computers.
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>>29977719
on the other hand I've had several jewish gfs so that might be in my favour, still, I just like languages tbf
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>>29977628
>>29977677
They can do nothing to you, they don't even read the data. It runs through computers and looks for keywords that'll trigger the alarms. The data is then stored to be recalled if alarms are triggered in the future.

Trying to hunt down terrorism without this system online is like looking for a needle in a haystack, this system just adds several more haystacks to sort through before they find needles. It's realistically a waste of time and money, because it doesn't take a lot to circumvent it.

>>29977732
what? I just want to talk about pokemon faggot.
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>>29977713

I know... but I went out to pokehunt last saturday by myself because no friends, and I still have no friends.

Just a balding 28 year old playing pokemon like a manchild (which I am).. its depressing.
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>>29977779
I wouldn't be surprised if most male pokemon go players were balding tbf

t. baldie
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>>29977771
forgot to add... it's all apart of the security theatre. The idea that if it looks like we're taking severe precautions to avoid terrorism, people will feel safer. Which I think is kinda a dumb way to go about it, people shouldn't feel safe in an unsafe world. That's just retarded.

Terrorism, rape, murder, drug addiction, child prostitution, trafficking, all this shit really exists, and we shouldn't just act like it doesn't.
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>saw groups of normies wondering around the streets staring at their phones

literal sheep
they can be distracted by anything
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>>29976990
>playing Redditmon Gag
disgusting

jk I'm getting it once my new phone comes in since my current one is so slow. Hopefully the fad doesn't go away by then :3
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>>29976990
It's trash and I'll tell you why
>No real battling
>shit servers
>basically just swipe o throw pokeball and you win
>crafted for genwunners and nostalgafags

>>29977377
this, and the if you tell them it's shit they say "you're not a REAL nerd!" I don't care about being a "nerd", but that shit is aggravating.

Same thing happened to star wars
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It's a cash shop based social game. It's banking in autists and manchildren buying eggs and lures to gring to wizard levels.

If you're playing by yourself, then you're doing it wrong and should be playing the main games instead
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>>29977922

The gameplay, ironically enough, is outside of the game. It's just about exploring in your community and finding neat little things, as well as banding together with friends to try to keep possession of local gyms. The app itself is just a facilitator.

I've found a bunch of little fountains and statues that I've driven by shitloads of times but only recently stopped and looked because they were Pokestops.

The facts that the game is grounded in (a) leaving one's house and (b) facilitating a minimal amount of social interaction make it a no-brainer that depressed, angsty robots will of course hate it with a passion.

>>29977952

You don't have to pay any money to play any feature in the game. I agree that the regular games would be better gameplay if you want to just chill in your house.
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>>29976990
Hopefully, it's going to get better with time.
>Servers will probably improve as it gains popularity.
>Gameplay mechanics will probably expand to include wild battles and trainer v. trainer battles.
>>May even change battles to work like in the franchise games.
>>Holding out hope that they'll remove this team shit and just make it "Like regular Pokemon, but irl"
>More Pokemon may become available as time goes on.
>Normies will eventually get bored with it. Then, it will become a robot game - a way to go out in public and still isolate yourself from the real world.

It's a good idea, but with rushed execution that makes it a novelty at best. I hope the developers realise this and make a few changes.
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>>29978080
>leaving one's house
Hey, I leave my house. But when I do, I go into the woods or hike mountains
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>see lures being used at a park near my house every night
>decide to check it out
>about a dozen neckbeard redditfags standing there
>only girl is there with her baby in a stroller
>they've been meeting up every night and staying there until 4am
>never went back
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>>29978080
>social interaction
Just make sure you don't do anything like this with any girls playing the game. Unless of course you're cute, then she'd just politely tell you to be on your way and'd feel no hatred towards you. You know, the opposite of if you're ugly
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>>29977357
>>29977163
>>29977852
There is a solution available.
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>>29978224

Thanks anon, now I'm raging.
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>4 pokestops right next to each other all with lures on them
>sit on a bench by park/museum by myself
>qt thicc grill sits a few spaces from me, she wasn't too intimidating pretty, but still attractive
>I catch a glance at her phone
>For some reason I say "A lot of pokestops around here."
>She laughs and says yeah and talks about how she just caught this CP 6-hundred-whatever eve and how she was 3 candies away from evolve it and how she wants a Jolteon this time
>I make some fake chuckle and say "wow t-that's awesome"
>Awkward silence afterwards
>I get up off the bench
>"W-well I'm going to go to get these other pokestops over here."
>never come back
>look at her from a distance
>she looks kinda bored/sad with her earplugs in her ears

Jesus fucking christ lads, I blew it. How do I gain social skills/confidence why is being Alpha so hard?
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>>29978458
Chad does it so you don't need to feel bad about chicks.
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>>29976990
I wouldn't know. It's incompatible with my phone.
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I was out reading in the park today and saw people playing this. There were three types:

Goblin-esque numales, patchy with ill grown beards and bald spots. They hunch over and shuffled like catatonic mongoloids, usually in twos, but sometimes in packs. If not, they were alone or accompanied by...

Fat skanks, dyed hair a must to apply for this position. Glasses, buck teeth, a choker, and little self awareness of how disgusting your flabbt body looks in those shorts recommended, but not a must. Hang onto your goblin partner (it'll be easy, you're literally twice his weight) and tell him how cool he is for catching TWO charmanders in one day. If this, you may be..:

A literal fucking child. Not the target audience of this game (what a surprise in our manchild driven culture of nostalgia) but the only one who should be able to play it without severe ridicule. Even then none of the kids seemed happy, complaining to their beleaguered parents about the shitty pokemon they recieved.

Anyone over the age of twelve playing this game should sincerely fuck themselves. It's not exercise, it's not social interaction, it's putting shackles onto yourself because you enjoyed a thing nearly twenty years ago. You could write a book, you could love another human being, you could inspire the world! Please quit playing this shitbox mobile game.
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>>29978458
Maybe if you go back to the stops you'll see her again and you'll get another chance.
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Who gives a fuck, they (normies) are gonna forget this "game" in a couple weeks. Just like flappy bird or that app where they would talk to a yellow bot thing and they acted like it was the most original shit ever.

There's nothing to these shitty games, just normals being desperate to fit in and go with the crowd.
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>needs a smartphone to play
normal-shit tier
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>>29978609
Same problem here m80. Don't feel like unjail-braking to update. Doesn't really seem worth it desu.
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>Neet shutin
>Canada
>Get app through workaround, think no normies will be playing it so I can just fuck around while listening to music
>No, its popular here too apparently
>Take a walk around the town and go to some spots I like
>Find some guys at a pokestop with a lure attached
>Without thinking ask if it was theirs
>Good conversation about the game, laughing and shit
>I felt like I could speak without anxiety
>Say I'm gonna head off
>Didn't really see anyone else after that
>Walk 10km actually enjoying myself catching some rares.

It can be good, I think. I don't expect magical girlfriends and actual friends to drop from the sky, but it can help me develop some actual social skills.
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>>29978458
I thought you were pretty cute. I wish we'd have talked more, though. You don't have to be shy..
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>>29976990
a fad, nothing more. I made the mistake of getting into clash of clans a year ago because people I knew played it, I spent way too much time and money on it and then had to uninstall when it was no longer "in fashion". This is just a phase. I choose not to be addicted to a virtual world. Im not saying I'm better than people who play it, but I think it's best for me that I don't.
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>>29979162
Don't toy with him anon
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>>29979226
I said what I needed to, I'll leave it at that.I would rather have spoken to him in person rather than find this post my self.
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>>29979305
We both know that you're just a homo messing with him, end this charade
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>>29978080

You don't have to pay for anything, but this game hits the pay wall very fast.

The diminishing returns on exp are massive with each level, and buying lures and lucky eggs are a thousand times more efficient than simply playing normally.

You can already see it at some gyms. People have pokemon with almost 3k combat power and that's not possible this early without spending real money

Like you said though, the game itself is outside and play actual pokemon if you want to battle
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>>29979305
Nice try m8, but you don't even live in LONDON
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>>29977357
Just leave the house and don't rape any kids.
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This game is complete shit, it is just cookie cutter bullshit with a geographical map. Paper toss catching system, button mashing battle system, and the fact that Pokemon GO forces you to travel large distances to even have a shot. I am a little overweight (310) and I don't have a license and I live in a fucking rural area with barely any pokestops.
The few pokestops and gyms I even have women and children all around during the day so I need to go at 3am. What the fuck happened to just sitting and playing a game at home? I'm gonna do just that or fuck i'll just emulate it
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>tfw you don't own a phone because no friends
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>>29976990
>be me
>play for 8 hours straight
>level 15 already

normies watch out you are only 7 levels above me(highest I've seen in gyms)

I WILL CONNQUER ALL GYMS AND BECOME POKEMON MASTER HEAR MY ROAR ROBOTS

I WILL BE THE FIRST POTENTIAL WIZARD POKEMON MASTER


HAUUHAUHUAHA
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>>29979729
Get out and exercise fatso. This game is trying to improve your life and you're bitching about it.
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>>29979777
get fucked, why the fuck would I play a game outside like a goddamn manchild
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So could I make a CP 1700 Pidgey and go around and wreck shop? I want that gimmick
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>>29979729

You play the main games bro

They're are no stops near my house either

If you're not going to get a group and go downtown and then have lunch with everyone, then you buy sun and moon
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>>29978224
what the hell. I legit don't mind when people talk to me while playing, ugly or not. :(
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>>29977677
>african click languages
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>said I would try it to get out of the house
>phone too old to play it
Okay
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It's pretty fun. I go out alone and just roam the streets of my city. Still better than sitting at home being all depressed and shit.

I'd still be out if it wasn't for my phone battery. I really need a portable charger
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This has gotten out of hand

https://vimeo.com/174821377
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>>29980666
welp, there you go, there are the lemmings
they've done it
they've finally figured out how to mobilize hundreds of people at a moment's notice
we're officially fucked, was nice knowing you guys
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It's fucking great op let me tell you

I go out to downtown areas at night and I finally talk to people, I meet qts, I learned how to communicate with other human fucking beings and we were all happy about it.

when was the last time you could walk down the street and ask someone what they've been up to? When was the last time you could go somewhere by yourself and end up with a group of cool people? When was the last time you could get drunk on your own and yet be accepted into a group of other drunks for no reason other than chasing pokemon?

fuck man this game is like social CRACK for me and I'm riding the hype train until it gets fucked. Except not tonight, I want to get drunk at home
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>>29980927
I really wonder how this will affect the Scandifag way of not talking to strangers.
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>>29980971
I fucking hate that dude

I love talking to strangers but we never have anything in common (until poke go or based on location e.g. school, work, etc)

Most people I talked to on the streets were older people because I felt weird about talking to other people my age and the older gens were always easier to get along with
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>>29976990
>Pathetic wage cuck
>Working Friday night til morning and through the whole weekend
>See a bunch of retards come in
>Co-workers laugh at them
>"They're probably playing Pokemon go"
They're not actually retarded but shut in neets that came out just to play
>One of the manlet nerds has a total qt with him
>Tfw no gf to spend the night catching imaginary pixels with

Instead I get to work my ass of like the good little wage cuck that I am and watch as Pokemon go fags get laid before me. JUST FUCK MY
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>>29978458

>you comment about poke stops
>chad makes sure her labia flops
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it's so weird dealing with people in this game. i never know what to say except to talk about powerleveling and not everyone is really into that.
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>random qt drives up to your lure
>immediately start sweating as soon as she walks closer to me
>talked to another player while she walked passed me
>gave her a smile but she quickly looked back on her phone
>we walk towards the gym nearby at the same time
>she shows me that there's a machoke nearby
>"cool"
>asks for my name and age
>we're the same age
>asks if I go to college, etc.
>internally think "is she fucking flirting with me now holy shit"
>awkward silence
>she says she has her sister waiting in the car
>walks off

FUCK should have asked for her number I just thought the interaction was too quick for that though
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>real robots are now everyone who doesn't play pokemon go
w e w
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>>29977066
Pokemon Go is a free-to-play location-based augmented reality mobile game which allows players to capture, battle, and train virtual creatures, called Pokemon, who appear throughout the real world. It makes use of GPS and the camera of compatible devices.
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>>29976990
it's a social normie game. you can probably have fun with it by yourself, but don't expect it to help you make any friends or get laid if you aren't already a total normie.
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>People here are delusional enough to think that a trendy video game can help them get laid

You guys can't be THAT desperate.
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>>29976990
It's a trendy "nerd" (normie) memegame. 90% of the people playing it now will stop playing it within a month, two tops, then move on to whatever's popular then; my guess is Suicide Squad, or the new Harry Potter movie or Doctor Strange.
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