>literally friday night
>literally no drinking thread
let's change that
vodka lemonade here what are you guys having
>>29976970
I am drinking water
Halfway through a bottle of wine. Reading a good book. Really takes the edge off the crushing loneliness. Prettty comfy desu.
Going to a bar tonight, any advice on talking to/hooking up with chicks? I drink mainly Budweiser because I am poor
>Drinking
>Not smoking a bowl
Lmao you guys are sad. Who drinks anymore? Its 2016. Are you afraid of a fucking plant? LMAO I wish I knew you guys in real life so my friends and I could make fun of you "Be careful anon, the plant might hurt you! Better go sip some sissy beer!" LMFAO HAAHAHAH
cold pressed green juice (apple spinach cucumber kale celery romaine parsley lemon lime) :-)
i'm really upset tonight
>>29977046
>talk only to women who look open to talking
>try to find one SLIGHTLY drunker than you
>make sure your conversation comes easy and not forced
I guess
>>29977046
>go to a bar with dancing
>chug down a couple of stiff cocktails
>hit the dance floor
>find a girl who's willing to dance with you
>start grinding
>make out
>??????
>profit
>>29977046
only bring up pokemon go if you see her playing it
>>29977046
just fucking overwhelm the bitch with compliments
seriously it works
"oh my god you're so pretty I want you" etc
I drank a bottle of wine hours ago and now I'm sober again and feeling like shit
is it weird to go to a bar alone and just drink until you're blackout drunk?
I was drinking Southern Comfort and lemonade but I've ran out of lemonade. Guess it's a good thing though since I'm pretty drunk.
Who /underage/ here?
I'M 19, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DRINK GODDAMMIT
I HATE HAVING TO ASK MY BROTHER TO BUY ME CHEAP VODKA
>>29977115
I always go alone, but sadly I can't get super drunk because I have to drive 15 minutes home
>tfw all I have is vodka and tonic water
>tfw don't want to leave the house
Welp, guess it'll have to do.
>>29977131
>not just chugging the rest straight
Your ability to write sentences correctly means that you need to keep drinking.
been drinking this with coke desu
>>29977115
I definitely would not recommend getting blackout drunk by yourself.
Nothing wrong with going out and having some drinks alone though.
Evan Williams, the best cheap bourbon in existence. mostly because anything cheaper is not bourbon, and anything more expensive is either worse in quality or out of my price range
>>29977173
It took me a while to write that correctly and I'm not in the mood for straight chugging it.
>tfw drinking highballs and watching Stefan Molyneux interviews
Pretty comfy t.b.h.
>>29977100
Thanks anon, I will see what I can do
>>29977102
It's not really that kind of bar. It's like a punk/DIY music place, tonight is a bluegrass concert. I don't really listen to bluegrass but I think it will be nice
>>29977103
I don't even play it myself, have never played pokemon in my life
>>29977104
Yeah that's the ticket, I'm sure
>>29977292
his interview viedos are the worst but his solo videos are great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBY0bZWKehQ
>>29977335
I don't know, man, I'm watching one with Vox Day right now and shit's pretty enlightening.
>>29976970
vodka, alone.
>>29976970
Rum and coke, shot of rum, two light beers, shot of rum
I started early and it's wearing off, time for more rum
>>29977293
op don't do this
>>29977104
it only works on trashy drunk whores
but if that's what you're going for, then go for it, use protection
>>29976970
BEER BEER BEER BEER
What's up y'all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc6boofkkM8
>>29977428
I was only kidding when I said that's what I'd do, I'm beta as fuck but I still have my dignity.
3 liters of beer and two paper cups of local spirit so far, I'm pretty drunk ngl it's a miracle if I can type even half acceptable sentences
>>29977068Por que no las dos?
>>29977146
If only you lived in /Australia/, brobot. Having to wait until you're 21 to drink is fucking retarded.
>>29977146
Don't drink alone, please don't. That's how you become an alcoholic.
>>29977735
I usually don't, but I enjoy getting buzzed, having a cigarette, and enjoying the night.
>>29976970
Got some Guiness, it been a stressful week.
Drinking pleb reporting in. Triggered by retarded mother telling me she browses my ex-gf's Facebook.
Rum and coke
Columbo
I'm 27 I don't know when I got so old
>>29977925
26 here, I grew up watching Columbo, Poirot and Murder she wrote with my dad. Good taste anon good taste
protip:columbo is GOAT
>>29977882
That looks like a pretty comfy drunk shitposting station.
>>29977964
I just started watching it recently, I was always a big fan of this movie though, Dad introduced me to it when I was a kid
>>29977976
It was supposed to be. Just a used $200 shitbox with a W7 install that killed itself. Having issues installing xubuntu of all things. Just...
I'll take a pimms straight up
hows everyone doing?
>>29976970
I'm a beta bitchboy that only likes light beer and mixed drinks. What can I drink to seem cool and sophistocated?
>>29977068
This is bait, but if I lived in one of the weed states I would famalampai. I don't know how to get any.
>>29978152
I've degenerated to just drinking straight Fireball.
Gonna be a shitty night, lads.
>>29976970
Lagunitas IPA (with a philly cheesesteak sub and ravioli with meatballs)
I love delivery food.
>>29978407
Mojitos or Tom Collins. Pretty much anything with gin should taste okay to you.
CM spiced rum with a Heineken on the side reporting in.
>>29978152
Last weekend I spent time with the family. My uncle made me my first Manhatten. I felt like a man. This weekend I'm drinking straight vodka by myself alone in my room. Not good.
>start drinking
>immediately not suicidal
What did he mean by this?
>>29978598
It was just a prank, but he actually did it, the absolute madman. Haha
After a fuckshit of cognac I took my sister to the ER. Drink responsibly, brobots.
