>be straight
>start telling people I'm bisexual
>more girls start talking to me
Why is life such a meme?
>>29976711
They probably just thought you were gay before, now they know that you're a faggot.
>Acquire ambiguous sexuality through internet porn addiction, long-term isolation and general maladjustment.
>Female friend keeps joking about a threeway with her and her fella
>Straight up say I'd be down
>She says yes
>He says no
>That's that I guess
>Female friend starts introducing me to near strangers as her "Zany bisexual pal"
>Mfw
People just don't seem to get discretion any more.
just wait till u fall for the chad meme
>make fun of girls boyfriends/husbands
>they like it
>start coming onto you
women are pure evil
