ordered a pizza for the time from dominoes. large pizza with pepperoni green peppers black olives extra cheese and mushrooms. im getting a can of cokeit just went in the oven. rlly scared to pick up my pizza
the pizzaguy is driving to my house right now
"out for delivery"
>>29976702
good luck with your delivery, hopefully its not a black guy
>order a pizza with red peppers, sausage, and pepperoni
>get it, it has no pepperoni, and mushrooms and onions on it
Okay
Just leave the money plus tip on the porch with a note that says "please knock before you leave" or something like that.
>>29976859
NO HE'LL KILL YOU
OP
NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC
THEY'RE COMING. AND NOT THE ONES YOU THINK
That feel when they eat a slice of the pizza because they are near the end of their shift.
>>29976874
LISTEN TO THIZ GUY OP, DID YOU HEAR ON THE NEWS ABOUT THE LAST PIZZA MAN HOMICIDE?!?
i got my pizza. the delivery man was old and he took a long time to get here. i was waiting for my pizza and a guy came up to me and started talking and he kept telling me he was a social person. then he waited for me to get my oizza so i could let him in 5/10 experience and it was expensive im never doing this again
I always stand in my drive way and wait for them, so they don't come inside.
>>29976739
>>29976827
wew I know this anxiety.
the knocking on the door makes my heart pound too.
>>29976702
How are you THAT scared of picking up your pizza? You just have to say "hi" and "thanks"
How much tip did you leave, OP?
>>29976874
>>29976899
you stupid fucking normies don't even understand OPs post. he's not worried about getting slaughtered.
>>29977651
this was an advanced social situation. im a first time patron of dominoes pizza and the pizzaguy called me to verify ym identity. but i spoke too quietly and he had to go huh? then i had to speak up. once i cut the call. the guy that came up to my and started talking come outside again so i could let him on to my floor. i was reeling from the telephone conversation and this guy was asking if i was a social person. at that same moment the pizza guy drove up to my and i found myself in the middle of two conversations. to make matters worse, some teenagers were walking right next to me and they were drunk and cheering. my mind got flustered when the pizza guy handed me thecredit card machine. i looked up how much to tip and everyone said 20%. but i ended up giving 4.00 tip which was 22%. then i clicked next and it asked me if i wanted to accept a $1.25 surcharge. one time in walmart i saw the same thing and i clicked no. the cashier had to restart the tranasction 3 times because i kept clicking no. this time i went with the safe option and i pressed yes. luckily at this point the social guy started talking to the pizza guy and the teenagers went away. i got my card and receipt back and i gave my building card to the social guy so he could open the door for me. then i had to endure a painfully silent elevator ride at which point he asked if i was social again (inever responded the first time). i said not really and he laughed. then we got out of the elevator and he said bye to me and i went to my room and posted this >>29977528
i ahve since eaten 2 slices of pizza out of 8 and drank 50% of the coke.i think im going to save my pizza for the rest of my meal tomorrow
>>29977653
i got nervous and overtipped him 22% which was 4.00
>>29978102
thats a long post but i read it and enjoyed it thoroughly so long op
Are you going to invite him to step in the doorway while you pay or are you going to pay him while he stands outside the door OP?!
>>29977528
Did you use the half off coupon?
>>29976702
Who cares he's a fucking pizza delivery kid
This is my favorite thread on r9k.
These are the threads that keep me coming back to r9k
I know all these feels OP, I picked them up because I used to have a bad stutter and thus get extremely nervous when talking out loud. What did it for you?
>>29978871
>Did you use the half off coupon?
i never knew about this
>>29980663
>>29980746
epic
feel free to save it and post it on /r/4chan for le upboats xd, have this wacky rare pepe
>>29978102
Make friends with the social man, he can be your guru, offer him a slice. Maybe discuss Pokemon Go with him
>>29978102
You did good, OP. I also get flustered when the delivery man knocks. And god forbid one of my neighbors decides to talk to me.
>>29980785
that's not a pepe fuckboi, here's a REAL danker
>>29980785
>>29981099
>stealing memes from tumblr
What have we come to
>>29978102
> and i found myself in the middle of two conversations
>i looked up how much to tip and everyone said 20%. but i ended up giving 4.00 tip which was 22%
There is literally no way you people are this autistic, seriously, this is by far way the most pathetic thing I have ever read.
I really hope you get better bro.
Enjoy your pizza OP :)
>>29981292
why are you here? just to gloat?
>>29978102
I'm happy I share a board with you anon.
