Fembots, how easy is it for Chad & Brad to DP you?
>>29976360
>fembots
They don't exist dude. Well at least not attractive ones.
Most """"""fembots""""" you see posting are trannies anyway.
Without rape? Not gonna happen.
They would never ever come up to me and ask. Going from virgin to DP is too big a step though so I'd decline.
>>29976360
>tfw my name is Chad and my best friend in grammar school was Brad
we're both robots, although we lost touch. no gf, no friends, no family. nothing..
and my name is Chad
>>29976629
>and my name is Chad
You already said that stupid
The one on the left is a manlet
>>29976641
It was to reiterate, i.e. all the robot traits but still named Chad
>>29976360
girls don't want really want threesomes, the female equvilent to the male fanitisy of having several sexual partners at once who want you and are mentally healthy enough to share your affection, is to be fought over, to see multiple 10/10 males beat each other for the chance to mate with her.
Men desire to be the center of peace, women want to watch the world burn in honor of her vagina.
>>29976801
this
>tfw a 4/10 man and doomed to be incel
>>29976360
Really think about it. How much work these guys have to probably put into having those bodies. Perfect diet with a perfect workout routine to achieve the level of body fat and muscularity they have.
Goddamn, even if my face were good, I don't think I could get close to these guy's level of fitness.
>>29977079
incels NEED to die
>>29976801
IDK where the fuck you live but the average in inhibited girl wants to get dped at least once
>>29976658
manlets are GOAT, look at that body. a lanklet couldn't achieve that
>>29976360
Neither of those guys is attractive. There's nothing sexy about a sterile Ken doll who probably has a vapid personality.
>how easy is it for Chad & Brad to DP you?
Honestly, I'm game for a lot of things that might be considered slutty, but that has nothing to do with Chad. I know it's going to sound cliche, but foremost on my mind is whether or not the guy is at least a decent human being. Looks are secondary, and I probably fall more for average guys than Chads.
>>29977174
>tfw manlet who will never get a body like that
doomed to be a tiny skelly
>>29977190
lol of course you do "fembot"
if women actually did think like that i'd have a gf
>>29977190
be my slut please
>>29976658
>tanned
>Body better than 99.9% of other males
>surfer look
yeah I'm sure he's borderline suicidal about his height
>>29977170
naw they want the attention and hag around with guys who want to get gay without the stigma.
>>29977190
>Neither of those guys is attractive
>>29977190
Femanons: interesting, wholesome, nice humanbeings who treat humans for stuff more than their appearance, not sluts
Maleanons: would sell their mom for a chance to lick Chad's cum out of pic related's ass
>>29977391
who hurt you fembot, you seem toastie roastie
>>29977391
>black and white thinking intensifies
>>29977391
Well what the fuck did you expect you retarded piece of roast? It's not like women have much to offer besides looks..
>>29977190
Both of those guys are traditionally attractive. Just because you have weird taste doesn't warp reality
>>29977219
>lol of course you do "fembot"
Yes, I do? I don't know what goes on in your head, but don't straight guys practically worship everything related to the female form? Women can be much the same in regard to men. Perfectly average guys get me worked up all the time simply because my brain tells me that guy features are very attractive.
>if women actually did think like that i'd have a gf
That depends. Are you a /pol/ meme-spouting disenfranchised male who thinks women are collectively at fault for that one girl who rejected you in high school? Then good luck with your girlfriend search.
>>29977548
>Perfectly average guys get me worked up all the time simply because my brain tells me that guy features are very attractive.
You are in the minority on this, statistically
>>29977516
>Both of those guys are traditionally attractive
>traditionally
???
I don't know what "tradition" you're referring to, but those guys have entirely artificial appearances.
>>29977548
You sound like a fucking normalfag
fuck off
why not chad and thad?
>>29977570
All of those guys look nice, particularly number two.
Is this actually supposed to be a sample of UNattractive guys, or are you pulling my leg?
>>29977548
>That depends. Are you a /pol/ meme-spouting disenfranchised male who thinks women are collectively at fault for that one girl who rejected you in high school? Then good luck with your girlfriend search.
I do browse /pol/ and the one girl I asked did indeed reject me and mock me, I don't hate women though. I just don't understand you. I hate having to do all the fucking work of initiating when I get insanely anxious all the time. It's not possible and I find the thought of a woman seeing me naked stomach-churning so rest assured I'll die a virgin.
>>29977593
why not chad, brad, AND thad?
>>29977615
Those are men that women on dating sites rated as being significantly below average.
>>29977593
kek at the cuck key around his neck
>>29977667
white chad knows how to be a proper sub, i choose him
>>29977190
>Neither of those guys is attractive.
God what a hypocritical cunt you are. We all know you'd lick their assholes if they asked you too.
You're not different from other girls. You're exactly like them. A piece of shit.
>>29977706
>We all know you'd lick their assholes if they asked you too
Please kill yourself.
>>29977548
>Yes, I do?
Humm, no you don't?
And stop adding a question mark to your bullshit? It doesn't make you look smarter or """"""""sassy"""""""", only annoying?
>>29977548
Lying slut. You're just too ugly to get Chad.
Virtue signal on my dick. Whore.
>>29977726
He hit a nerve it seems
>>29977762
Im not going to lick someone's shitty asshole you disgusting prick.
>>29977726
LOOK EVERYONE! Look at how different she is! She is totally not like all other girls! See this, ugly betas? You could totally have her, she doesn't care about appearance. Now start buying her things and doing her favours and don't forget to be really nice and sweet to her :^)
>>29977788
How about my nice clean one :3
>>29977480
>It's not like women have much to offer besides looks..
this.
>>29977706
Yup, if there's something worse than a ho is a hypocritical one.
>>29977800
It's still your shitter
>>29977645
I don't know if members of a dating site would exactly produce a non-biased sample. I gather most of these people are involved in hook-up culture. Of course they're going to be preoccupied with superficial standards.
>>29977815
I'll settle for a blowjob then femanon :3c
>>29976360
Dude on the right has a small chest, look how far his arms are backwards
>>29977480
As shitty as it is to say, and as statistically impossible as it is, if urgent solely bunny own personal experiences and all experiences I've witnessed....
This is true
>>29977817
See, you would think that would be true, until you look at the whole picture.
Most people have those "superficial" standards.
Idk what "hook up culture" means, but these people were most likely looking for a relationship if they were on okcupid. Tinder is more associated with wanting to hook up, and their statistics don't show much differently, in fact, they were almost identical.
So, idk, maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong.
>>29978131
Seems like women are way more hyper critical of looks than men are of women.
That is a very significant difference.
>>29977127
They're definitely in good shape but the people that are absurdly fit don't look like that. Athletes ideally have a bit more fat than a bodybuilder or model. Professional athletes are going to have more than 10% body fate. Look at a lot of the UFC fighters they are muscular but not that ripped looking relatively.
>>29979018
I know
It still requires stupid amount of meal planning and basically dedicating your life to maintaining a low body fat and gaining muscle.
>>29978131
>>29978248
Men don't do shit for their appearance.
Only a small minority even goes to the gym, at least once, every week.
If women did the same, the statistics wouldn't look like that anymore.
>>29979077
I've always been an athlete so I'm kind of partial. Right now my goal is to get my heart rate down to the 40's and be able to run 15k(9.3 miles) in under an hour, its about a 6.5 minute mile average. Everyone has different tastes though I have friend that does bodybuilding but I could have outlifted and outran him before sports injuries took their toll but he has a better physique.
>>29976360
>that's chad and """brad""" to him
>>29979117
Basically. You have a very low percentage fucking it up for everyone else.
>>29976360
Why are their nips so puffy and pointy? Doesn't that disappear when your abs are that visible?
>>29976360
well since those two are about 5'0 and 5'2 respectively, they might have a hard time since I'm pretty tall for a girl at 5'9.
oh god they'd look like children trying to have sex with me haha.actually that's kind of hot :(
>>29976679
so what was your name?
>>29979463
Reviewbrah
that's it
>>29979438
be my taII gf pIs
>>29978131
The majority of guys are not good looking on OK Cupid. They are also far more critical of men on a bloody dating site simply from the social aspect.
And have you even tried making a fake profile on OK Cupid and just browsed the guys in your area? The vast majority are pretty ugly.
>>29979438
I don't think they're quite that short, they look to be around 5'3 to 5'6, based on how many heads tall they are.
>>29979438
How the fuck can you even tell how tall they are?
Literally no point of reference.
>>29977645
those are the founders of okcupid, actually. at least the guy on the far left is. i assume the other three are pretty high up the ladder as well
and to be fair the two on the right are objectively below average.
>>29979540
They have heads, and even sun glasses
>>29978248
it's actually the reverse. the reason the numbers seem so skewed for women when it comes to attractiveness is because women don't agree at all on what's attractive.
they go for "types" of men, subcultural images, shit like that, and there are very few types of men that a majority of women will find attractive.
whereas men are 1. concerned basically only with looks, and 2. not as picky with what they'll fuck, thus still able to agree on which women are the prettiest vs the average vs ugly, etc.
also keep in mind that for women rating 80% of men as below average in looks, that very same study shows that the majority of women's communication is with those very same "below average" men, and they basically never talk to the most attractive men on the site.
>>29977391
Maybe, except
Femanons: can get laid any time they want
Maleanons: not being able to get laid is the single source of their unhappiness
>>29979517
>And have you even tried making a fake profile on OK Cupid and just browsed the guys in your area? The vast majority are pretty ugly.
i have looked at the competition, so to speak. and this is very true. like half of them minimum are basically the same borderline retarded clone of each other; pleb interests, zero content profiles, completely boring cliched statements, terrible profile pictures taken from two feet below their face while they look straight down, etc.
and so many of them try the stupid ass smiling sissy selfie picture despite the fact that it's been shown to be one of the least attractive kinds of pictures to women. a man smiling alone in a selfie just screams beta.
all of that said, there are still exponentially more interesting, sane, decent to attractive looking, generally high quality men on dating sites than the same of women.
>>29979517
I already posted what they looked like you moron:
>>29977570
if you consider these guys ugly you need to leave the house
>>29979855
That's 4 out of millions
>>29979855
The only attractive one is the first one
The last two are borderline repulsive 2/10
>>29979885
>"just a few of the many, many guys we here in the office think are decent but women rated as SIGNIFICANTLY below average"
stop defending the roast, you cannot win, they are irredeemable
I have more of this shit btw
>>29979855
Look again at the example photo you posted.
1st is average, 2nd can potentially be attractive (camera trickery is making him look attractive right now), and the last 2 would instantly be rated 3/10 on the chins.
But hey, looks are subjective right?
>>29979980
>would instantly be rated 3/10 on the chins
you're retarded if you believe that. almost everyone on /soc/ gets at least a 5 or 6
there's nothing wrong with the last two guys, especially the very last one
you are being failo'd by women's retarded standards
>>29980032
Oh really?
I've been rated 3/10 consistently on /soc/ and I'm probably around their level of attractiveness.
>>29980110
>3 on soc
Fucking how? Even pic related got rated a 6
>>29979525
regardless they're still obviously much smaller than average
They'd have to start hormones and transition for me to be interested
IM SO DRUNK
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME
KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29981537
what is the sauce on that gifwill you feminize me?
