>ah, anon-kun stop! if you keep playing with my butt-butt I'm going to, I'm going to....
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
>>29976090
Do girls ever get annoyed at you for playing with thier ass??
Its happened to me where if i try she just moves my hand away
>>29976522
>not asserting your dominance by beating her ass
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MeedKIE9bM
Domo Oregano, Mr Roboto.
I wish your parents could see you type out your post, select that .gif and then post it.
>>29976563
I try but theres a fine line between asserting my dominance and rape.
Like when im making out and trying to get in her pants and shes just wants me to suck her tits/make out.
I dont want things to turn rapey
>>29976636
>I dont want things to turn rapey
>>29976090
>tfw this exact scenario will never happen to me
I was almost feeling good today too
>>29976626
why? your parents dont need to witness every single thing you do
do you want your parents to watch you spread your anus, sit down and push to shit, then wipe?
>>29976090
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little BRAAAP thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" anime girl ass, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about girls farting. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic BRAAPposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT". You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>29977362
buuuuuuuuuu psssss
sniff it up onii-chan
>>29977362
your anger is like the incessant crashing of a tidal wave sweeping all of the lilies and boats into a lullaby.
>>29977476
hello newfriend :D
>>29977362
why dont you just embrace it? You're projecting because you're scared. Its ok! take the plunge, put your nose in between those round cheeks and inhale deeply
>>29977497
Hey oregan0
