>tfw for every five anons here, two will be diagnosed with cancer
What kind of cancer do you want, family?
http://seer.cancer.gov/statfacts/html/all.html
>>29975805
I hope I'm that one in five, it really doesn't matter what kind of cancer it is I just need an excuse for assisted suicide
Been drinking a lot of shitty whiskey so it'll probably be liver cancer.
>>29975805
Brain cancer
>>29977363
Why, that'd probably be the worst one, it'd be like getting cancer on your fundamental experience of reality.