>Want to eat strawberry shortcake ice cream and have an ice cream machine at my apartment building
>Can't enjoy it because the texture of popsicle wood causes me extreme discomfort to touch, see, or even just think about
IT'S NOT FAIR, WHOSE RETARDED IDEA WAS IT TO PUT THOSE THINGS ON FUCKING WOOD STICKS THAT YOUR FINGERS CAN'T SLIDE ON AND MAKE YOUR TEETH FEEL HOLLOW?
Be a fucking pussy like me and take out the unholy stick and then eat it
>>29975743
I actually tried that but the discomfort from having to look at and touch it ruined everything else I experienced for the following hour.
>>29975622
I didn't know anyone else knew this feel...so this is what it feels like when doves cry
>>29975622
>pull the wrapper down from the side with the ice cream, not the stick
>keep the wrapper partially on, so you can hold the stick through the wrapper
>when eating the ice cream, don't try to bite all the way through, so you don't bite the stick
That's what I do every time I eat a popsicle. Paper wrappers fucking suck, though.
>>29975779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA
