>this board literally worships a homeless person now
>>29975509
>worships
You mean: 'laughs at'?
where does he get the will to live?
just end it eggman fuck
>>29975509
>"""""now""""""
>""now""
James Country
>>29975509
Dude this is so sad
>>29975509
>when the blackpill starts kicking in
>>29975509
>worships
fuck eggman hes an ugly fuck and no worth anyones time
>>29975509
who is this meme-dude
i'm new to this board
>>29975534
he should take 7 black pills and go to sleep desu
>>29975509
Link to his new Youtube channel.
lol wasn't this dude working like 3 jobs? had a car? his own place? a gf?
What'd he do with all that money? Dumbass is irresponsible and pretty fucking dumb.
>panhandling for money
gee I dunno what foodstamps are
>probably rocking a nice new gen phone
gee never considered selling it for a free obama phone?
Stop giving him attention you idiots
>>29975509
At least now he'll have something real to write about in his shitty rap lyrics instead of his wigger wannabe gangster shit
>>29975509
Lol, FUCK this failed normie.
I hope he gets stabbed by a meth head or one of his homeless pals on PCP claws his face off.
>>29975592
she is trans* and will you please respect her pronouns
>>29975509
>the board worships eggman
>a legit normalfag who is not a virgin and has had several gfs and has been on a radio show because he has so much charisma
>hate on actual psycho robots like Samson (who spammed death threats at a girl) and Vyro (who destroys entire friend groups with psychotic rants directed at anyone with a relationship)
I thought he became a rapper and made millions?
Did eggy's girlfriend kick him out?
>>29975604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SyPddMqThA
oregano drizzle hizzle
>>29975539
He is a nice guy you assholr
eggs probably roleplaying for youtube views and donations
fucking kike
Is "he" trans?
>>29975643
Its a perfect parallel to /r9k/ getting filled with normalfags
>>29975643
The thing is, a lot of retards thin that if someone isn't glaringly ugly like eggman is, they can't be a robot. Despite their faults, Samson and Vryo can at least visually pass for normalfags. Eggy can't.
you guys realize he could just be faking all of this for attention like a typical roastie right?
>>29975711
Except compared to a lot of IRL people, Eggman isn't even that ugly. He looks like an extremely average british man in 90% of his photos, and only looks extremely ugly if he tries.
I'm sure Vyro and Samson could do the same, but they likely don't because it's pointless to purposely try and look repulsive unless you're trying to become a "robot icon"
>>29975660
Who the fuck cares you faggetin?
>>29975759
Are you blind? Eggman is extremely ugly. Huge forehead, he's balding, puffy babyface, weak jaw, etc. the only thinks he has going for him are his height and eye color.
I mean, he does try to make himself look even uglier for show, but don't go on acting like he was ever attractive.
>>29975801
He's still not a virgin and never was.
>>29975653
KEK! I thought the exact same fuggin' thing. My God, it's like the universe has a personal vendetta against eggboi in particular.
Oh well, atleast he might become some second rate film director or something:
https://youtu.be/EsXuzskA6Mk
link his youtiube profile you fags. i havent seen eggie's videos in a while and cant think of the title of one.
i think he had one called "take the black pill" but i doubt that will bring me to his profile
>>29975759
>average british man
I really wanna know where in britain you've been that the average man looks like eggy
you're a fucking idiot either way, this guy is clearly ugly. It's not even due to maintenance, he was just dealt a bad hand. You seen his fucking teeth? Those aren't adult teeth. The guy literally has a condition where he never got a second set of teeth.
He's fucked and if there's an afterlife god has a lot to answer for when eggers finally flies away on helium
>>29975832
nevermind. i found it
the video from OP isnt on there for some reason
>>29975832
read the thread, fagola <3
>>29975659
>>29975759
>. He looks like an extremely average british man in 90% of his photo
wtf? eggy is white
>>29975509
Eggman is the NEET end-game.
>>29975509
Poor eggy. Also happening guys! >>>/pol/81199391
>>29975713
This.
It doesn't add up
You just don't get kicked out. Especially in a blue state
>>29975834
>I really wanna know where in britain you've been that the average man looks like eggy
The North
>>29975643
this guy doesn't look like a robot. he's a danganronpa character in personality and fairly normal looking.
sammy is though
>>29975909
don't you understand that eggy is a bellwether?
why do you think he looks that way so grotesque yet iconic? it's what he was born for
how goes eggy, so go us all
He's living proof about what 90% of /r9k/ posts memes about. This board isn't actually full of robots. It's just full of normies posting cringe stuff to screenshot for r/4chan. Then they realized their made up greentexts is actually somebody's real life.
>>29975962
>he's a danganronpa character in personality
I've played both danganronpa games (can't get my hands on UDS because no PS Vita) and noticed no reccurent themes in characters apart from eccentricity, explain.
>>29975962
are you fucking kidding me?
he's a 9/10 on the "alt" girl's scale
ffs
>>29976002
He's like a half komaeda half junko fusion except not entirely a living caricature.
>>29976037
I've talked to him semi-frequently and that doesn't really seem to be the case desu. I don't think he's incapable of getting a gf but he does seem to be incapable of actually meeting anyone.
Why are all tripfags so pathetic?
>>29975801
Eggy looked pretty good in this picture.
>>29975962
Something about this guy makes me wanna rip his fucking head off
>>29975962
How the fuck this nigger never got a girlfriend is fucking staggering.
He's at the very least average, and his specfic style is at least attractive enough that he must have had one or two girls going for him.
Does no one know what a real ugly person looks like?
Anyone else notice Eggy looks a lot like Byron in his diagonal facial shots?
stop blaming eggys ugliness on genetics, i can gurantee you he was a moutbreather, probably fed a soft diet, probably a bottlefeeder as an infant
retruded maxilla, retruded orbitals, balding, overcrowding because jaw is too small to accomodate 32 straight teeth
Hes about to crack.
eggman HAS A GENENTIC DISORDER where HE STILL HAS HIS BABY TEETH
WHAT THE FUCKKK
>>29976506
CARRRRLLLOOOSSSSS YOU FUCKING MEXXIIIICCCAAAAAAANNNNNN
guys, what if eggman is helping with the coup in Turkey?
>>29977280
He'd crack under the pressure.
Everyone always makes fun of him because of how ugly he is but the sad part is I'm actually uglier than him, just have a slightly better body but worse teeth and skin. This is why I'd never post my ugly mug on here, I'd become a meme in an instant.
>>29976506
>>29977280
>>29977308
You guys should stop cracking wise about Eggy.
>>29975962
Dude should go as Scarecrow on Halloween
>>29976378
It's legit because he doesn't meet anyone or just gets trolled
Some chick pretended to obsess over him on here for like a year just to fuck his shit up at the same time through anon shitposting and then made up insane amounts of lies about him just so no one would even talk to him again when he told her to fuck off and stop
I would feel bad for him if he wasn't so edgy
>>29977655
While that doesn't surprise me in the slightest, since everyone knows women are legitimately fucking evil, it's still crazy how attractive he is and he somehow draws the ire of women like that.
>>29975584
are you 12? be honest.
>>29975962
is this nux? the guy who shat himself and then walked around naked on cam on tinychat?
>>29977820
No, it's Vryo.
>>29975509
this guy will never be chris chan
>>29975509
All these robots claiming to have $60K+ salaries should chip in and help Eggy out.
>>29975612
>What'd he do with all that money?
>a gf?
You answered your own question.
>>29975509
I believe in you eggman, we're gona make it bro.
someone find me this guy's paypal
Can someone tell me the name of the song in this video? I tried asking Eggy but he never told me, figured I'd ask on here and see if anyone knew it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIJsPGns2XY
>>29975543
how the F was this original desu
>>29979228
paypal is here it's in the comments for that video
>>29977691
Again he just gets randomly fucked over all the time. He legitimately can be an alright guy, but his love for mentally ill girls went downhill fast after one in particular ensured that no other would really ever give a shit with her lies.
It's gotten to the point where he made a new skype just to escape her influence and make friends outside of it.
and this, gentlemen, is why you never date a whore
He's a fucking chad that deserves to be homeless
>>29979615
shut up, you're still jealous of eggman's fame
People don't understand that this eggman saga is just fiction, it's all performance art and he is very rich outside of the character he plays. A while ago people dug up his real identity and he owns his own house and works a 6 figure salary.
>>29979699
So if he got doxxed then surely someone screenshotted the thread or knows his real name
>>29980008
doxxing is against the rules of 4chan so I do not condone doxxing
>>29980013
Well those who've been doxxed effectively quit 4chan, so I'm gonna go ahead & say he hasnt been a victim, yet
Guys, how do I become as charismatic and popular like eggy and others this board talks about?
>>29975643
5am50n we know this post was made by you bb
Do you guys think egg is an actual person or the creation of some marketing company designed to exploit the next cultural trend in a similar way to what rocket boom did with the memes we created?
>>29975592
I've been observing these "people" for some time now. The man egg appears to be a dude that knows some of his shit but is pissed off he's not pretty and thinks that's why he can't pick up hotter girls.
Also I'm starting to think the black pill is some sort of meme for cuckoldry.
>>29979393
well i got no money. guess ill give him some of my dad's money
>>29975643
>implying Samson and Vyro are virgins
At least Eggman is ugly
>>29980820
Samson isn't, but Vyro's interactions with women are limited to CWC tier shenanigans and literal stalking basically
Talking to that guy in private is comedy gold because of how fucking weird and stalker-y he is.
>>29975612
>free obama phone
explain
>tfw I look like Eggman :(
>>29981411
Are you the girl who posted her pic side by side with an eggy pic?
>>29975509
I don't particularly care about this guy but why hasn't some nearby robot taken him in yet?
