>>29974571
Do you think thats why you wound up Mr. Roboto?

You died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

>I'm 10 years old
>All of the cool kids are building pipe bombs and setting them off in the green belt to blow up random shit
>Mine is a masterpiece and I love it, but that couch must die
>chickaboom mk 5 deployed
>my asthmatic ass can't make it behind the plywood in time
>wood chips everywhere, mostly in my arms though

...I fell down, mom.

>>29974730
holy shit did she actually believe you? did the doctor believe you?!

bumpsasa

>>29974784
Haha no. I didn't explain any further than that, though. So much grounding.

> Running around at the speed of sound like spastic kids do, trip.
> 'Haha now i'm falling!'
> Grind my face along the pavement for like 5 seconds.
> Stuck with a cheek wide scab for like 4 months.

Got a neato facial scar out of it.

>be me, 4 years old
>being stupid as usual
>out shopping
>walk into a pole at tescos like a retard
>head is bleeding
>scar on forehead thats still here to this day
>lie to everyone and say it was from a fight

>Get weird pains in groin around age 6
>Girl kicks me down there because I wouldn't kiss her
>Pain now unbearable
>Go to GP and sent to hospital
>Had a really weird hernia
>Part of my ileum had switched places with my right testicle
>Operation required to fix
>It happens again 2 years later

bump. I know you guys are terribly uncoordinated

>be 8
>At a party playing cards
>Someone mentions how unfunny I am
>Everyone else laughs and agrees
>Borderline PTSD level shit stirs itself up from the depths of my mind, reminding me how this is how it was in school, this is how it was in university, this is how it is with my home friends, this is how it will always be.
>I will always be the butt of all jokes, I will always be the one to be laughed at. I can never retaliate, I can never speak up, I can only laugh along and hope that every breath I take serves to numb me further inside.

Oh no wait, I was 23 and that happened tonight. I want to die. Please God, set the world on fire so all of humanity can feel my pain.

>be me, circa 11 years old in 6th grade
>have to learn sex-ed because it's part of the teaching system now
>whatever.als
>teacher starts to talk about how a boy and a girl enter puberty
>bla bla bla chicks bleed out of their roast beef every month
>guys start to jizz in their pants when their sleeping.
>most boys think it's pee, but it's not
>letsgofullautism.downsyndrome
>"oh, so that's what it is? I thought it was strange I was peeing my bed more than usual
>mfw said it in front of the entire class
>mfw everybody just looked at me like I'm a special potato
>mfw

>>29976197
wow that's horrible. defend yourself man.