SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
Go
>>29974564
Again, senpai?
>>29974632
>Intrusive Thoughts About The Many Spiders Forming Inside Your Head
Holy shit fuck that.
roll me up senpai
bloxablox
GAS THE D CLASS FOUNDATION WAR NOW.
>>29974564
give me my fucking survival horror
>>29974564
Aren't they're nice SCP's? Maybe not nice, but not actively malevolent? Let's find out.
I'm ready senpais
>>29974736
Looks like Kek was with me in that roll, I have to chill with http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-736 for 12 hours. So basically, I just fly out to one of Saturn's moons and pop out the lawn chair. Hopefully I won't get sucked into the Warp ala Event Horizon. Maybe I can figure out a way to fuck it. Like, fuck the moon.
>>29974564
Rolling for the nice reality warper child. We'll read books, eat contraband sweets, and make uncomfortably sentient arts and crafts.
>>29974564
>couple of games which are actually really good
no
although SCP: containment breach is good its near impossible to play it without glitches, falling through the map, scripted events not happening and just overall bugs.
>>29974802
A haunted tank that plays pop tunes from the 19th century. Dull, rerolling.
I'd obviously have no chance of survival or negotiation. It's a tank.
>>29974717
I guess I survive as long as I don't accidentally piss the mannequin off.
>>29974872
You're not thinking this through. You should try to seduce the tank, see if you can fuck it in it's exhaust pipe. Who doesn't want to fuck a demon-tank?
>>29974805
>a poisonous wooden horse
as long as it does not touch me
>>29974872
This is also pretty dumb, but has hilarious mental images.
I'd be fine if I wasn't near groups of large farm animals at the time.
How come whenever I make these threads they get no replies but when OP makes them they take off?! I AM STEAMIN I TELLS YA
>>29974700
Yeah, there are no upsides to that one. RIP in peace.
>>29974929
A baby goldfish I'll have to feed twice, very carefully, or else I'll be strangled by tentacle intestines. Great.
I will treat this tiny fish with more deference than I have given to any other living creature and take a few good books, I guess.
alright lets go again
oreganorolleron
Supernigger
rolling for keter this time
>>29974564
niggsersrs
After fucking around with a bunch of vikings last time, lets see what wily shit I get caught up in!
>>29974564
alright let's find out if i can die or otherwise completely mutilate my mind and body more than usual
>>29975224
well If i don't fuck around with It I guess i'm fine.
>>29974564
maybe i'll get lucky
>>29974564
k then i'll fight to survive for a cute gf
hopefully i can die please
>>29974564
I want to try this as well.
Occcccc
>>29975275
GOT A OTTOMANIAN GF
>>29974564
Let me make a sweet ass post here in this thread
>>29975306
>If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
Sorry to burst your bubble, anon.
Rollo senpai, see what I got..
Rolling for adrenaline
ok I'll play
>>29974564
Eh, let's see, I'm in the mood for a random story
>>29974564
Henry roll'ins
(Holy fuck, is ANYTHING worth saying left unsaid?)
Rollering for something
Super very original roll.
You could of atleast changed the picture
>>29974564
Hit me up, please not 106
>>29975760
The curious groomers...well I'm safe...they're just gonna eat my skin flakes and shit. And only if I fall asleep
>>29975847
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1587
As long as I don't sleep in it I'll be fine, pretty boring, Reroll
>>29975841
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1841
Neat, it's a book that tells me to go on an adventure.
rorlrlorollorlorlorororlr
>>29974564
let's see then lads
>>29976043
I have a beatles album, but I don't like the beatles that much. They're good, but not amazing. Rerolling.
>>29974564
Postan' for fun. I am going to go for a run later on. I assume this post is original.
there's a first roll for everything
For the lordth spoked, do not unto others which thou hast not done to thyself
>>29976094
Ffs, just give me something interesting already. This thing isn't dangerous either.
>>29976144
I DON'T WANT YOUR ANCIENT SPACE ELEVATOR!
RE. ROLL.
>>29976167
I give up
I'll be bored for 12 hours
>>29976116
wait what I got a suicidal burn victim with no joints and bones so brittle that if he moves they break. kek piece of cake.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-116
>>29974564
let's see what all the hubub is about
fsdfdasf ORGEMIA O
Sometimes I like to bait a seagull into biting my dick and play it like a banjo
Rolling
Okay let's try ma nigga
>>29976228
Wow that's a boring one.
One more try.
>>29974564
Anything to stop the voices inside my head
>>29975979
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1979
Some kind of time altering treadmill. Rolling again
>>29974564
hanged kings tragedy is my favorite
>>29974564
Gonna liveeeee
Pfffffffff Re-rollin
>>29974564
Rooooooiol
>>29974564
I would like to please roll because apparently this comment was unoriginal.
>>29974564
Sure, I'll roll. Hopefully I don't get a Keter-class buddy.
>>29976306
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-306
Are you fucking serious. Even in fun the feels find me.
>>29976287
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-287
A sword that summons Viking ghosts. Pretty sweet.
>>29976262
Some kind of shitty dr octopus.
Roll again.
>>29974564
rolling for thisorangutan
Not rolling but spoiler : the fact that you are spending 3 hrs with any SCP means that you are D-Class which means they will probably [exponged] you afterwards anyways.
>>29976365
At least it isn't Keter. Assuming I'm not a test subject I just avoid water, right?
>>29974564
roll + original comment to recognize myself
>>29974564
shiggity diggity
time to roll
>>29974564
yoyo lemme roll
origionoll
>>29976043
>Aren't they're nice SCP's? Maybe not nice, but not actively malevolent
Fuckx youxsy
>>29976385
Last one..
Origilolicon
>>29976383
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-383
A flu that makes you puke up useful items.
Roll
No spiders please
>>29974564
hoopa joop
how the fuck was that unoriginal
Rolling for 173
>>29974564
Rolling, also fuck this "not original" bullshit.
>>29976542
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-542
Crazy German Doctor
This would fit more on b wouldnt it
>>29976694
no no it wouldnt, wouldnt it.
Rolling for Hard to Destroy Reptile
>>29974564
Rollerino m8
Heil hitler
>>29976670
"Cotton family" huh? At least they don't seem violent.
>>29976689
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-689
Statue with insta kill powers
this is all stick and insufficient carrot
>>29976815
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-815
Holy shit this ones brutal, I wouldn't fuck with it.
I love this universe, so I'll roll
can we use joke SCPs?
pls kill me tonight daddy
OP, what's with the 'keter' and 'euclid' stuff?
I get the gist, it seems like both are dangerous in some way and one is just worse. Is that all there is to it or am I missing something?
A lot of these look to be written by kids, but it's totally worth it when you find the truly great ones.
>>29976855
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-855
This one is cool.
>>29976924
Keter means the object is actively attempting to harm people/things
Euclid means tha objects intentions or function aren't completely understood
Safe means that the object is completely understood
>>29976876
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-876
well that's boring and easy, I just don't take the pills. maybe if I'm stuck there with someone else I can make them take the pills and watch the results
>>29974564
originally what the hell is an scp?
Rolling for a safe
>>29976975
Thanks famalamadingdong.
So it's just the three? Is there a page for terms and lore?
Not just lazy here, I'm on a phone with slow-as-fuck data and this is my only entertainment lately.
I regret that I've passed these threads up until recently.
>>29976975
idk, it seems like some Keter objects don't actively try to harm people, and some Euclid ones do. really, it's more of a measure of how dangerous they are overall. safe objects are only dangerous if misused, Euclid can be dangerous overall but are easily contained, and Keter are always dangerous and hard or impossible to contain
W-what... OP how did I get into this orange jumpsuit? Where am I?
>>29976855
850 is metal as fuck in it's own way.
Tl;dr: it's a big school of fish, the innermost ones being exclusively cannibalistic
woll
akjsdlasndalks
rolling for scp gf
>>29974564
Eh,i would pass it if i wasnt bored
My body is ready
ORIGINAL PRA CARALHO
>>29977063
>tfw you will never fuck the plague doctor while he tells you that he has the cure for AIDS
The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun and addicting and I don't think that is not an issue with all of them are not going anywhere.
>>29977063
>>29977101
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1063
I guess I get to fuck pic related.
>>29977217
file didnt get uploaded
>>29977018
http://www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes
This should be a good start for that kind of stuff.
>>29977217
>>29977246
i'm jeIIy son
>>29976942
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-942
Well eating it won't kill me but I think i'll pass.
doing it, posting since a long time
Rev up an scp Mr.Rollerino!
>>29974564
im gonna get something really gay, just watch
>>29974564
rolling
SO HARD TO MAKE THESE ORIGINAL
>>29977439
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1439
Some neat stickers I guess. Rolling again.
SIR REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR
>>29977621
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1621
This ones lame, rerolling
>>29976924
http://www.scp-wiki.net/object-classes
I invoke the random number gods.
>>29974564
ruh-roh let's see which SCP
rolling in cholling bolling nolling
>>29974564
rollin'
original bloxx famalam
Ravioli ravioli give an original rollioli
>>29974564
I am unstoppable
Pls no killerino
Chief keef Sosa bang bang 100 nigga
>>29978854
Uhh guess I just don't cross the bridge?
>>29974564
Rollin for a safe scp
I'm a pussy
>>29974564
Roller in oregon
>>29974564
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA RULE ME
rolling
Rolling for a spook
>>29974564
Roll for euclid
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-414
Well this one'd pretty well empty /r9k/
Just don't give me something too spoopy :^)
pls be keter
Niggeroll. Kill niggers
Rollllinggggggg for my scp
>>29974564
Is there one where I have to constantly rape?
>>29974564
Time to get properly fucked, famalam
>>29974564
originalo posting
>>29980321
It's physically incapable of moving without losing all blood flow to its brain. Looks like I'm pretty much fine so long as I can tolerate a massive creature wailing like a baby for a few hours.
>>29974564
ayo lets go
>>29980422
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-422
Geez that's creepy, it apparently isn't hostile though.
BRING IT FAGGOT
I AINT SCARED OF SHIT
>>29980600
Unbelievable
I got a fucking autist
>>29980600
THE FUCKER DOESNT EVEN HAVE AN ANUS
>>29980600
>>29980640
>>29980690
Don't know. Sounds like it could be cute.
>>29974564
Rolling for cool experiment.
pls no skeletals
Let me roll please comment bot
Rolling cause fuck it I'm bored
oh no pls nt
>>29974564
BRINGE ITTE, SENPAI
>>29980780
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-780 I think I'll be ok it's a diamond
Rerollin because I want to get rekt
>>29980808
I just can't fucking win
Most SCPs aint shit. Rolling
>>29980966
Oh my god. What the fuck is this
Scps are overrated t b h
>>29974564
Snsnz
Hoping I do better than last time. A laptop that achieves buoyancy when it comes into contact with water. Bleh
SCP seems interesting if it wasnt lame as shit
>>29981079
well thats easy i just dont have to be a fat fuck
inb4 i get the thing where you can't blink or it'll murder you
>>29981146
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1146
literally an evil printer, all i have to do is be able to ignore russian insults and not touch it
most boring 12 hours ever
>>29974564
>/r9k/ has hundreds of replies in scp posts
>/x/ barely has a few
>>29974564
ROLL
Origami Originali
SCP: 10101 - Chad Thundercock
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-10101-j
>>29977564
what about scp 230
literally the gayest man alive
>>29974564
Just figured I would give rolling a shot
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-166
rolling for literally scp qt virgin gf
rolling skadlj;jfk;ldsjaflk;jkws jcjc iuiw
Rolle
Im not a robot
Roll9ng
>>29974564
rolling original comment god damn it original
>>29974564
wew rolling lad
>>29981607
This meme magic isn't funny this is bad timing this isn't funny I want out
>>29981627
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1627
Since all I have to do is not eat the mushrooms I think I'll be fine.
has anyone gotten 682 yet?
>robot has to tell 682 his life story in hopes that the beast will just kill itself.
nigger cheeks
>>29981679
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1679
This is just a town that elected a dead guy for mayor 6 times in a row. Reroll again.
>>29974564
SCP me jeremy
Why has God abandoned me t b h
>>29981755
I just become a nudist basically REROLL
If I survive I will consider it a success
Pull the trigger, kill a nigger.
>>29974564
rollfsdnjdnfs
sign me up for some spooks
Ayuyuyyyyyuygjb
srsgagfhdhhsfgjhtjkd
Boopadoop originale tittybutt
>>29974564
I hope I get a friend
>>29974564
hmmmm mamma mama mamma mm
>>29974564
i-is there a qt animu gril scp?
I want to die but have fun
Fine. Let's go.
>>29974564
Ok, roll my scp bitch famalams
i wonder what ill get???
oregano
rolling for chance to make a friend
rolling
original
original
oregano
>>29974564
Come at me faggy SCP
show me the most original money Mr. scp
I hope this post, whose purpose is to randomly generate a three digit number, is original.
>>29974564
sure, scp is coolio
>>29983532
>SCP-1352
>catalog to make your own lewd loli
I'LL TAKE IT
i really hope i get a duplicating digit
This is pretty fucking cool. This is the kind of content /r9k/ needs more of.
>>29974564
peekabo
Poopooo
>>29974564
Aw yiss, an SCP thread
>>29984519
rolling again,cuz i got a shit SCP.
>>29974564
wew lade
schrodinger doeringer
ok lets give this a try please no instadeath
>>29974564
herewegoagainerion
origano rollerino-ing
>>29974564
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
ricjy diccy rolllllling
I',m really bored so ill give it a try
TransGETers, roll out
>>29984638
if I don't piss it off I might survive
>>29984623
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-623
So I get the high room of doom, noice
>>29974564
I want something spooky but hip and cool, like aids
>>29974564
rolling for originality and the word of the day is animadversion
Aren't Roll Threads forbidden here?
>>29974564
I shall roll this day
windows xp professional service pack 3
Bazingo rolleringo
>>29974564
i hope i get the little girl
>>29974999
and I don't think there are downsides to yours.
>>29984969
>killer disco ball
fug
rerolling!
Roll poll moll scp47
>>29974564
Eh, I'll bite. See ya with my keter friends
>>29984822
No, the /r9k/ rules are largely outdated and enforced. They even allow loli here.
>>29974564
alright I guess
original
imma check it out sure
no keters no keters no keters
>>29974564
basil commento
rollling famiglia
>>29974564
rawl for lawds sake
>>29986005
why isnt it letting me post ;_;
>>29974564
bungalowwag
>>29974564
Don't let me die today
>>29974564
11orolloro11
wqukyilgewfdv
>>29974564
mozzaRelli my jelly
Jelly roll
>>29974564
rolling rolling rolling i'm rolling
Hello I will roll now thank you
Rolling for quick death.
hekekeke
huehuehue
what will i get???
Rollerino
Or3gan0plit0s1s
