How are you guys even having trouble finding a partner? The people here literally get attached to you within a week. Just show them any attention at all and you have a bf that is too dependent to betray.That's when you can rip their heart out and leave them as a lonely mess now with trust issues.
>>29974202
because while it's obvious to others that most robots are gay, most of them haven't accepted it, and keep going through the motions of pining for the abstract concept of "gf" even as they recoil from any actual opportunity.
Go away nigger.
You don't belong here.
>>29974284
They don't need to be gay because I'm a girl.
>>29974202
Probably because even """"""fem""""""bots"""""" still want Chad, and would absolutely NOT take an ugly, or even an average looking guy.
Just look at tumblr. That's where those types of girls go.
>>29974284
Most robots have went 'gay' because theyre desperate for attention, no matter from who.
>>29974348
That's a gross picture.
But yeah just like OP, girls are awful shitters who believe that hurting people emotionally is "all in good fun."
If a girl REALLY wanted to help a robot, she'd find the one nearest her, go there and fuck him, NSA, because that's what they do with Chad.
>>29974327
we have this talk anon, if you have a penis, you are a boy, panties don't change that.
>>29974504
Please dont reply to men pretending to be female on the internet. You're only shittying up the board for the rest of us.
>>29974348
Hey do you happen to have the one with the bite marks by chance?
>>29974566
Nope, I just found out about this pic today, from the Internet Box podcast.
>>29974202
That's fucking cruel.
better watch out who you break though, cause they might get you.
>>29974593
reversed imaged searched it, it's cool.
>>29974202
Hijack in training right here.
>>29974634
Well, I dont know why I save it, but I did. Thanks anon lol.
>>29974348
To be fair Most robots have that too. Standards are lower of course since women go for Chad exclusively while men will be alright with 6 minimum, but if a girl's anything below a 5 she's fucked, especially on the Chad search they all do.
Although I see a lot of girls that I guess would fit "Fembot" get really attached to unattractive guys. Par example, I'd rate myself 6/10 at the very most but this maybe 4-5/10 had this super obvious crush on me just cause I made her laugh by being an idiot while drunk and talking to her like a normal person. Only way to get her to fuck off was to tell her im gay when im actually bi.
>>29974634
DEREETE THIS
>>29974705
At least there's some solace in the fact that unattractive women can become hilariously desperate.
Even then they still get too choosy. Anyways it's cute to fuck or date one and watch her get all uppity and act like "she can do better" and then come crawling back. That's when I really treat her rough in bed.
>>29974202
I was always under the impression that Kirigiri was substantially taller than Naegi.
>>29974705
>6\10
I thought I was 6\10 all my life. Recently since the 4\10 qt nerd grill I've been hanging out with refused to reciprocate any affection to me, after knowing her for a year, I've been starting to consider that I'm legit ugly, so I'm probably like a 5\10 or a 4\10.
That said, the only conclusion I can come to is that even ugly girls will only date you if you're good enough for them. It doesnt matter to them how well you connect or how much fun you have together, she'll still shit on you if you're not hot enough for her.
>>29974284
/lgbt/ go home please, most people here aren't gay.
>>29974634
N-no, that is far too cruel.
>>29974820
You know you can move around in a bed, right?
>>29974865
>most people here aren't gay.
right, they only want "feminine" penis, so they are totally straight, right?
Women in general do NOT want a man like that. It's hard wired into their brain to want an alpha male who wears the pants, makes decisions. Not a beta male who is a straight up silly putty little bitch, can you see how that's not a desirable trait in a man?
>>29974763
Pretty based m8, I like that attitude.
>>29974837
The thing in that situation though is she got male attention. As the anon above pointed out, once they get laid or a bf they become more egotistical.
Hate to give examples from my own life but I did nearly get laid once. American girl visiting my uni, flat party. Drinks, a joint or two. Didn't matter that she had a boyfriend, went back to my room. I didn't have condoms so we just cuddled. It was something I guess.
But the side effect was I got a bit too confident. Suddenly if a girl made eye contact? She wanted to fuck me. Girl's nice? Wants to date.
And yet pulled nothing on tinder or in a bar in the month or two since.
>>29974978
>The thing in that situation though is she got male attention.
I doubt it, honestly. Besides any online friends in facebook (~26 friends). I even had to CONVINCE her to make a Facebook when we met, so we could chat.
I feel like she, despite being a huge fucking nerd, gets attention from her sister, and her very nice parents, so she doesnt get that loneliness pain like guys get.
>>29974348
>>29974634
Those pictures look horrifying.
>>29975093
Here's some more :^)
Oregano are probably in here somewhere, idk what he ate.
>>29975036
But you asked her out, right? I.E you, a male, gave her attention. The ego kicks in with any interest whatsoever, regardless of reciprocation. And the fact that you stuck with her for so long only boosted it.
I don't know how you look and this isn't /soc/ so I don't want to see, but the fact you weren't called a creep or given the sympathetic talk (at least from your tone, she was probably quite harsh in rejection right?).
Therefore she just has high standards. Alternatively she values the friendship and doesn't want to lose you in case of a breakup, kinds the situation I'm in with my crush.
Point is the fact that a girl even befriended you, regardless of attractiveness, is an achievement. Probably ain't that unattractive mate.
>>29975133
Yeah, I asked her out, but she was either too autistic to realize it, or did realize it and pretended to not realize it. Either way she didnt reciprocate.
I guess you're right, I did give her attention. Gimmie a break, though. This was before I knew about how girls like you less if you show interest in them.
She wasnt harsh, she was just obvious. She didnt acknowledge I said it but very obviously acts like she did.
>high standards
That's the problem. She isnt very good looking, but she genuinely likes games and animu and all that gay shit I also like.
The only problem with her is that she doesnt seem attracted to me.
This is the girl who has legit made me reconsider if I'm ugly or not.
She doesnt seem to care much about the friendship. She's been replying only once every like 2-3 weeks, so I think she doesnt want to do stuff with me anymore. Idk man.
She did befriend me, she took away my hugging virginity, so there's that.
>>29975218
Could argue that's what gives her those standards - sees her perfect Animu Bois and guys like solid snake and wants that kind of guy.
Alternatively she's not looking for a relationship, put simply. Can feel like too much effort at times.
Just running my thoughts off, none of these are being presented as more or less likely bear in mind.
>>29975298
Can you read minds?
>perfect animu bois
Her room walls are filled with posters of semi-naked animu dudes, some pics from hentais
>solid snake
She likes MGS and Solid Snake especially.
>she's not looking for a relationship
Also a possiblity. However, she was already "deflecting" me before I even made my moves.
Hey, I'd like just being friends too. I crave those hugs t b h.
>tfw there actually are guys who go trans out of pure loneliness
>>29975340
Seems like my post didn't go through, sigh.
Basically it's easy to fit people into boxes, and you can make educated guesses. I don't know a single gamur gurl that hasn't at least seen pics of snake and isn't somewhat into anime so the two correlate with high standards. Top tip: perfect fantasy guy for these girls is a guy who is both masculine (anime- muscled and generally good in a fight, mgs muscles and a soldier) but with a bit of femininity or childishness to make then relatable or something that can be cared for (anime - girly faces and hairstyles, feminine personalities. Best examples is that gay swimmers one. MGS: that ass. Plus Big boss's naivite such as his belief in Santa and fear of vampires.)
As for the friendship, I'm happy if you're happy. Just be sure it's a healthy relationship and she isn't just liking the attention.
>>29974202
I feel DESPAIR, just by looking at that image.
>>29975571
>gay swimmers one
Lol, she likes that one too. You're pretty good.
Yeah, I learned that a couple years ago. Women usually like outwardly strong men, who to them and to everyone are dominant and manly, but they want them to be submissive to them, almost with a touch of femininity.
Which is why animes with two male leads are often paired together in a homosexual way.
You're absolutely right. I'm always on the lookout if I'm giving females too much attention.
>leave this girl on seen for a week a while ago
>she starts interacting with me more
D E V I L I S H
She's been on Seen since the 4th though, so wew for me.
>>29974865
Look fag, most of us actually hates dealing with humans because it is too difficult to talk to them without offending ANYONE. So despite the noise yelling at you for being easily offended fucks (because you happen to be the majority), there are MASSIVE chunks of straight people acting like such too, although the proportion is not as high as sexual deviants. Start insulting anyone on communities and you will see shit going down hella fast. It is specially apparent in relationships. Having all that in mind, that leave us with:
>females: too bitchy, but she can give you a child
>traps: just as bitchy, mentally unstable, can't have children
But then you will argue that one could just adopt a child, but that leads to our secret, not admitted, hate for humans. The only reason we would want a child is the chance that he or she may or may not be like us, and even if he or she does not, it would be still worth it because he or she shares my bloodlines. It is an irrational thing that would bring me a lot of satisfaction in the long run.
Did I mention that you are bitchy? PLUS mentally unstable? Are you aware that your "girliness" will go away once you are 30+? This makes you good only for fucking and dump, because I don't have the patience to tolerate your bullshit.
>>29975444
I wanted to get fit and find a guy on the Internet to suck off but i'm too lazy
>>29975679
Sounds like she sticks with the popular stuff then. anything about that cycling one? Yaoi pedal or something. At the very least something from naruto.
I wouldn't go as far as submissive, it's just empathy and caring require sameness, despite opposite genders being attracted by what makes then different. It's a balance.
I'd say the gay stuff more comes from a) a lack of understanding of male friendship and b) wanting to see two men fuck. Same reason straight guys like lesbian porn.
Make her jealous, fan the flames a little. Doesn't have to be with another girl, spend more time with other friends - say find a mutual one and go do something cool like see a movie but don't invite her then talk about it around her. Not necessarily for pulling reasons it's just funny to watch.
>>29975776
Grindr. So long as you can do the travelling you'll usually have hordes after you.
Breaking anons sounds fun but I can't pretend to be gay very well
>>29974327
Im a girl as well. I just have a penis.
>>29975809
Probably
But it kinda scares me and there is possibility of STDs
>>29975793
You might be right about the cycling one, but I cant 100% confirm.
It's definitely a balance. And you're right on a) and b). I just wish she'd open up enough to let me tell her about stuff.
Yeah, I've thought about that. "teasing" her a bit, MAKING her want me. That's definitely something that can work, and I've been implementing that, though since recently we havent been talking a lot, I'm still waiting for a window to tell her about the stuff I'm doing.
>>29975842
Also it's rather a fantasy than something more
I just want to please a khv
>>29975842
Insist on condoms while talking on the app, bring your own when you meet in case he "Forgot." Don't hook up with someone you couldn't at least throw off you.
>>29975871
Post it on facebook or something then, anywhere she can see. Hell, she sounds like the sort to have a Tumblr so she could have your fun day with buds plastered all over her dash of she follows you back. Would be some top banter. Ultimately just wait for an opening, and good luck.
>>29976006
That's a pretty good idea, though I'm not the kind of person to post to facebook often. I'll consider gradually becoming more active so that when I actually post juicy pics it'll be seen as normal.
>she sounds like the sort to have a tumblr
Fuckin' ell, you're right again!
Lemme tell you, I'm pretty good at analyzing people, but you seem to be even better than me.
I appreciate the kind words, anon. I'll snipe that shit with your advice in mind.
>>29976124
I will strangle bt, posts just not going through.
It's not hard to deduce this stuff really, Tumblr's one of the few places to learn about the newest homoerotic anime for women. Plus she reminds me of my crush, but mine is more friendly. Going down the pub with her tonight so maybe with booze something will happen.
Good luck, but be warned - I'm an /r9k/ user. This advice isn't exavtly sage, pinch of salt and all that.
How do I get a BF who looks like this
>>29976344
Well I hope it works out with you two. You seem like a proper dude, despite being in r9k :^)
No no, your advice is sound. I always keep an objective mindset and you seem to be correct.
Bonus: Here's a pic of me and my grill since you're such a helpful dude.
>>29976514
You don't seem overweight, not hover handing and she isn't looking too unhappy being held. Good chances there, at least from an aesthetic point. Minimum there is 6/10 unless you actually had something disfigured about your face which I doubt.
And thanks for the kind words. Been working on self improvement lately, got sick of being a sad loner since it wasn't helping me any. Surprisingly listening to your dad and observing people at uni helps.
>>29974202
>lonely mess with trust issues
it hurts to be called out
>>29976645
If you have a story then tell it, don't try and bait idiots like me to ask for it.
>>29976635
She actually grabbed ME when I told her we should take a picture. I got surprised too.
Face is kinda eh, depends on the shot, but I usually groom myself extra hard when I go see her.
Yeah, seeing people is the best experience I've managed to get, since very few people actually want to interact with me. Ironically, I know more about social dynamics than the average person.
Hey, you seem like a pretty chill dude. If you wanna keep in touch or wanna talk to me about something, here's my "anonymous" email. hmu if you feel like it someday.
[email protected]
Who hurt YOU, OP?Girls like OP are also lonely messes with trust issues. Also, daddy issues.
>>29976714
Would be fun, I'll keep note of it comrade. You definitely seem somewhat in there, or at least in a good position.
>>29976690
not bait, just trying to be funny while also being honest. to be fair I earned the only real life heartbreak I had by messing around with a girl in a relationship, rest were online
what about you fellow robot?
>>29976723
>girls
>implying it's not a male pretending to be a female, like 99% of "girls" on r9k
>>29976750
Cheers m8, good to have another contact.
>>29976514
>button up with leather jacket
>those jeans
>with those fucking shoes
What the hell is wrong with you anon, i'm being completely sincere here. I want to aid you if possible.
>>29976809
those jeans existing at all are a travesty let's not kid ourselves. they have a calf pocket
>>29976809
Leather jacket? It's just cloth. And it's a zip up, not a button up.
What the fuck is wrong with my pants? Except for the jizz stains, what's the problem?
And the shoes too, what's wrong with them?
>>29976824
>they have a calf pocket
That's just plain wrong. Am I missing some big /fa/ meme here?
>>29976902
We're talking about the highlighter blue polo you have under the jacket dumbass
>>29976929
Oh I'm sorry I'm not a /fa/ggot like you.
Please, by all means, explain to me why my clothing is so shitty.
>>29976929
>>29976979
It's also still not a leather jacket, cunt.
>>29976993
the highlighter shirt literally doesn't coordinate with the jacket, whatever its fucking made out of. You never wear a bright blue shirt under a dark jacket.
Also the pants look way too big on you and the extra pocket is some kind of abomination. There's no reason for that much of your pants to be on your shoes.
And finally the shoes are just terrible they make you look like donald duck
>>29976979
All of it is too big
That polo is a shit color especially with everything else you're wearing
The jeans cover up your boots
Jeans are too long and they look like late 90's early 2000's nigger clothing
The jeans cover up your boots, it looks like clown shoes
That jacket looks reddit-y and autistic
None of the styles or colors of your clothes match or complement each other
>>29977055
Also you never wear a shirt with a collar under a jacket like that. You uncoordinated idiot.
>>29977055
That just sounds like some obscure fashion model rules.
>OOOH MAN, YOU CANT WEAR A BRIGHT SHIRT WITH A DARK JACKET, THAT SHIT DONT FLY
>There's no reason for that much of your pants to be on your shoes.
What do you suggest, that I roll up the bottom? That would look even shittier.
What's bad about the shoes? I didnt even buy those, but I thought jordans were popular.Even if those are just an imitation :^)
>inb4 they're not even called jordans
>>29977140
Fuck, I meant timbs, not jordans.
>>29977140
its because its an eyesore for literally the rest of the human race. I'm sorry you're too autistic to realize this. Even colorblind people can tell when shades of clothing don't fucking match.
>>29977099
Why not? What's the problem with it? Nobody's gonna see the collar anyway, who cares?
>>29977094
Everything you said is vague shit but
>shit color especially with everything else you're wearing
Really? Blue and black aren't good colors?
>reddit-y and autistic
60% sure you're trolling.
>>29977171
What colors DO match, then?
>75% sure you're a troll
>>29977196
I can literally see the collar in this photo so you're objectively wrong.
Also can you literally not see how the undershirt is a bright blue? It's not like there's only one blue, There's shades and its way too bright to go with that jacket, regardless of the buttons and collar.
>>29977140
the anon/s criticising your outfit are /fa/ victims, feel free to ignore them like everyone else in the world does.
that being said you should throw those jeans in the bin.
>>29977248
There are absolutely no shades, it's just the lighting. I would know, since that's my shirt.
Where the fuck is the rule that you cant have bright clothes with dark jackets? It looks fine, you just dont like it because you seem to have an obcessive thing about fashion.
>>29977196
Yes day-glo blue and some weathered brownish black don't go together
The only two colors that go together are arguably the shoes and the jeans
>>29977314
What's the problem with the jeans? The jizz stains?
>>29977321
There are different shades of blue that exist that would have been way better
Learn to read
>>29974284
>keep going through the motions of pining for the abstract concept of "gf" even as they recoil from any actual opportunity.
No, most of us arent gay and just do this out of fear
enjoy webm
>>29977341
The weird ass cargo pocket, the fact that they're oversize and too long, the cum stains
Those are for 35 year old wiggers on welfare
>>29977321
Why don't you go take another picture of this awful shirt and if the jacket is laying around put it in there as well.
I can assure you its not just the lighting, lighting is literally a /fa/ meme.
>>29977354
>Learn to read
Alright fair enough, my bad. It's like 3 AM over here.
>>29977332
Then tell me, what color would go with that blue, and what colors would go with that jacket?
>>29974202
Yes fembots use me I'll go down on you until you want to fuck me and then I'll fuck you until you want to sleep and then when you wake up I'll already have made you whatever nice meal and then I could massage your feet while you eat and we could talk about whatever dreams you have and how I could support them.
I'm not even ugly or fat please just let me be somebody that makes you feel awesome.
Why does no girl want this from me.
>>29977402
I'd do that but it's late as fuck over here and I dont wanna wake people up.
If you're replying to me saying the shirt is just one shade of blue, the other anon already corrected me, I misread what he typed.
>>29977420
Because girls already get attention from other, probably superior males, and because women dont want a submissive guy, nor a desperate one.
>>29977321
>It looks fine, you just dont like it because you seem to have an obcessive thing about fashion.
Look man say you don't care about fashion if that's the case.
But facts are facts that shade if brown and real are clashing especially with a black jacket.
I fucking hate people like you. You don't want to adhere to fashion that's fine but don't be a wimpy fucking faggot when somebody points out that it looks like shit.
That's so pussy shit
>>29977332
By the way, since you shouldnt wear bright colors with dark colors, then is her outfit bad aswell?
>dark pants
>white jacket
>red shirt
>white jacket
>>29977341
from the picture they look cheap and they don't fit you. the pocket is worse than hitler.
weird stains on your clothes is not cool. just buy some new jeans fann
>>29977503
Well, I'm being a wimpy faggot because you sound like one of those posh cunts at runway shows where they put a chick in a weird ass outfit and call it fashion, and there's a shitload of orbiters feeding the circle jerk.
Dont get me wrong, I'll gladly listen to your advice, but dont assume everyone is a /fa/ggot.
>>29977540
What does it mean that they dont fit me, that they're not clinging to my leg?
Ye I gotta agree on the stains thing. They came with the pants though. Those pants have been worn less than 15 times.
Also
>buy new jeans
Kinda hard when you're a poorfag :^(
>>29977512
>is her outfit bad
yes. you look like an average pleb teenage no-taste couple.good luck
>>29977489
I'm not submissive more than I'm dominant and the desperation doesn't smell on me
I don't know what it is, I just want to make a girl feel really special and awesome and valuable.
>>29977623
>couple
Th- thanks a- anon. I wish.
>>29977541
I'm not that guy. There's nothing push about what I'm saying, you just don't have an eye for colors, which is fine. Like how some people don't have an ear for music.
My problem is you acknowledging that you don't care but still being defensive. Say you don't care and then stop fucking responding about the clothes shit
Or say you care and keep responding.
>>29977640
I dont mean to offend, but it's probably because you're less than attractive, at least in the face. That's the usual reason robots arent liked by girls.
Also, pro tip: To be liked by girls, you gotta let THEM come to you. Girls are stupid like that, they see a guy wanting to make them awesome and special and valued, and their vagina gets drier than a fucking desert.
>>29977703
I do care. If you have some insight on something, of course I'd be interested in learning a thing or two. It all just sounds like /fa/-tier petty shit, though that might just be due to my eye, like you said.
>>29977613
just don't buy things that are pre-stained/torn/distressed. the jeans are crazy too long and baggy. they are a relic from the past.
just go to h&m/uniqlo or whatever, it's not expensive.
>>29977784
>h&m/uniqlo
I have never in my life even HEARD of uniqlo. Those shops sound expensive, which is partly why I seem to dress like shit.
>>29977836
uniqlo is american i guess. they aren't expensive
>>29977836
H&m is like the cheapest shit you can buy, they have like 5 for $10 tshirts
Uniqlo is marginally more expensive but their clothes tend to last longer
>>29977876
Uniqlo is Japanese I'm pretty sure
They have a ton of stores in Asia and Europe but only a few ln the us
>>29977953
5-10 dollars for a shirt is pretty expensive, comparatively to what I usually buy, which is 1-2 euros for a shirt.
>>29977876
Lol they're probably expensive to me
>40$ for the first jacket I saw
That's preeeeeeeeetty fucking expensive. I dont think all of my clothes in that pic add up to 40 dollars. Definitely not without the jacket.
>>29978000
5 for $10
Five shirts costs ten dollars
>>29978035
Oh alright, that's more acceptable then.
>>29977974
there's only one in the uk, i know its jap but i was assuming he was either in the us or uk. i thought there was loads in the states desu.
>>29978000
price you pay for clothes that fit and last longer than a month. go h&m if it's too much. if h&m is too much get a job.
