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>you will never live in America
>you will never enjoy real purchasing power, gun ownership, freedom and patriotism
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT THE AMERICAN DREAM
>>29974164
America envy is a very real thing
>>29974164
sorry, you only get in if you are useful to the oligarchs now, so either get rich, get skills, or become a Mexican/self hating gay Muslim
>>29974222
Or just come there as usual and steal low paying jobs from college graduates 50 trillion in debt.
>live in America
>live in California
So close, but so far
>>29974191
dude you don't know the half of it
my jelly is so strong I'm considering the wetback route
>>29974283
move to another state? wtf
>You will never have crippling student loans/medical costs
>You will never be killed by a random nigger or Mexican
>You will never have to deal with equal opportunity
>You will never be an uncultured fat fuck
>>29974369
What's wrong with California? It's the only decent state, besides NJ
>>29974467
he seems dissatistfied with it, hence my suggestion
>>29974452
still light years ahead of my third world shithole
american janitors have more purchasing power than engineers from my country. literally.
>>29974467
>be american
>born in NJ
I didn't ask to be around these negroes
>>29974528
I used to live in NJ, it's literally theost segregated state. Your poor aren't you?
>>29974164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a1CjaYlW5a
>>29974222
I'm not a Mexican but I look like one, will they let me in?
It's not all it's cracked up to be. Depending on which region you live in, most everyone around you might be a hard-ass or conspiracy shit, especially if you live in the South.
Politics in this country are completely fucked up. Nobody can mind their own business and insists on dictating what other people can and cannot do in their private, personal lives. It doesn't help any that we're all pigeon-holed into a two-party system that forces us to choose between one extreme or another. Either way you vote, you're going to lose freedoms.
The fuck? in the next few years there will be depopulation, gun control, militarized police, drone killings on american soil. FEMA CAMPS. Want to fucking trade?
>>29974574
ruskie?
>>29974452
>You will never be killed by a random nigger or Mexican
>You will never have to deal with equal opportunity
>You will never have to be gunned down by a white trash meth head who happens to be robbing the Dollar General store you're shopping at
>You will never be turned away from a job, school, refused service or refused housing because of your sexual orientation
Fuck off, /pol/cuck. Your delusions of being a disenfranchised white heterosexual male have no basis in reality.
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>>29974164
>in America a 3/10 can go to prom with Taylor Swift
>>29974749
>YOURE A WHITE MALE
back to tumblr,carl. You can spread you feminist cancer there
>>29974654
I was promised fema camps back in 1989 and you still haven't delivered faggot.
>>29974636
>one extreme or another
both parties are centrist
>>29974467
Those are basically the worst two relevant states
>bought a handgun last weekend
>took it to the range
>everyone I met while buying and shooting the gun were really nice
Robots should shoot guns.
>>29974654
the dialectic is in motion senpai
>tfw the social revolution might finally happen in your lifetime
>you will never live in england
>you will never enjoy a bag of munchies
>you will never enjoy a packet of revells
>you will never experience anything thats a bit weird, isnt it?
>>29975039
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SIZE
YOUR FUCKING MEME
fuck off we're goddamn full
we don't need more unskilled third worlders
>>29975042
why would you want revels. they're like maltesers but with shit parts.
> Tfw you are a britbong
> Tfw all you want to do is live somewhere snowy and hunt with a bolt action rifle
> Tfw you will never get to live like this
Should I just an hero now?
>>29974467
CA economy is crumbling, liberals run rampant, the water is leaving, earthquakes... New England is the only reasonable option
>you will never taste a real burger
>you will plunge your pathetic eurocock in a real american stacy
>you will never see cops shoot a nigger on the street
>you will never go to hymewood and meet a real jewish producer
>you will never live in america
>one chance at life
>born in norway, world's most happiest country
>social democracy where all losers gets a second chance
>we have a ton of paid vacation
>we have a passable government
>oil
I WISH I WAS BORN IN NIGGER TERRORIST NOVACATION SHITFOOD FATASS USA XDD
>>29976125
it's like you put my own words into thoughts. ever since i read that /k/ creepypastaesque greentext about the skinwalker ranch i can't stop thinking about going out there and legit doing that.
>one chance in life
>born in russia
I literally feel like I am living in a slowly collapsing dystopian world
>>29976374
I have no idea what you are on about, I was just saying my thoughts.
Post this Greentext though, I'm curious now.
>like my state more than any other part of America
>want to secede so we can keep Cali scum out with a great big wall
>want to secede so we can keep our river water in with a great big dam
>>29976173
>CA is crumbling
>Added over 500000 new jobs
>Cities are adding more & are rdecreasing in unemployment
>Budget surplus, which surprised everyone
>Economy is now bigger than France
Yeah, it's crumbling
>>29976437
I can't find it now but it was essentially a /k/ommando who was paid to stay on a ranch high in the snowy mountains in order to look after horses during the times when they aren't used for holidaymakers. he comes across a skinwalker, goes wildman and shoots it with his mosin nagant, tracks it, confronts it and eventually they work out a mutual agreement whereby they don't infringe on each others territory. some other anon probably has it but that's the gist of it.
>>29976561
Sounds pretty good. Also sounds like a good way for some ex-military dude do earn some cash.
Good rifle too.
>>29976221
Costa rica is the worlds happiest country though
>>29974567
this
Trenton and Camden are fucked but anywhere else is majority white
>>29976408
is everything in russia grey?
>actually visit America
>it's everything you'd expect but dirtier and uglier and with this veneer of desperation
>the infrastructure is crumbling outside of the major cities
>the food in general is pretty damn awful and mostly processed junk unless you make a real effort to get proper, freshly cooked stuff
>you feel a genuine sense of danger in certain parts and that it really is that bad there
>the suburbs are like Disneyland - horribly fake and it's like everyone is just closing their eyes to the reality of what's around them and pretending it'll all be OK
>aspects of it are great but you can tell that it's, I don't know, deliberately focused that way so you don't pay a much attention to how bad the rest is.
>all that said - out in the country, it really is a beautiful nation and nobody could ever deny that.
>>29976851
>horribly fake and it's like everyone is just closing their eyes to the reality of what's around them and pretending it'll all be OK
fucking conformists amirite
they just don't understand how fucking shit everything is, and neither does my mom
>>29974452
>>You will never have crippling student loans/medical costs
I have a scholarship because I didn't get bad grades
>>You will never be killed by a random nigger or Mexican
I'm not involved in gangs and I don't do drugs so very unlikely.
I can avoid dying by not going to shitty neighborhoods, in yurop you can't even go out in public in nice areas without getting attacked by muslims.
>>29976851
where did you go? the US is bigger place than euro's are wired to process, if all you did was hit the dense urban shit holes with the tourist shit then of course that's what you will experience.
>>29976927
>missing the point this badly.
I was talking about how the suburbs literally exist within shitty surrounds.
>>29977133
>le everyone is from Europe maymay
>le nobody understands the size of the US maymay
>le I didn't actually read the post I'm quoting or I'd know it was pretty obvious the person spent time in the urban areas, the obvious tourist parts, and the countryside maymay
FUCK ALL cis-gendered, heteronormative, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic, racistic, classicistic, ageistic, ableistic, fascistic, straight white supremacistic, male privileged, nationalistic, ignorant bigot!!!
>>29976408
At least you can pretend to be playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R in real life.
>you will never go to a Walmart at 3 AM with your friends
why even live?
>>29974164
>>29974283
Buy a plane ticket and move to Florida boys
>>29978992
with a tourism visa i'd get BTFO after 6 months
>>29977957
define countryside
>>29976408
It collapsed long ago desu. Why did your ancestors settle a land where the sun doesn't shine?
