One day you find a device like this that has a "Suffering" and "Happiness" setting. If you point it at someone they immediately feel whichever the setting is. By zapping someone who's already sad with suffering, you can increase their max amount of suffering and vice versa.
What would you do with it?
>>29973559
>Point it at dad and make the fuckboy suffer
>point it at qt3.14 on "suffering" in secret and make her perpetually unhappy until I'm around and make her happy
>>29973559
Find some way to magnify the waves or increase the spread. Attach it to a weather balloon and tether it over my city on suffering
FUCKING SELL HAPINESS, SELL ALL THE FUCKING HAPPINESS.
>>29973596
>point it at qt3.14 on "suffering" in secret and make her perpetually unhappy
She'll get fat.
I would make everyone happy haha :D
Spread happiness.
>>29973559
I'd find a way to spread suffering throughout the world.
>>29973559
hide it in something like a backpack so no one could see it and pointi t at girls in public places like the park or the grocery store and then hit them with "happiness" at the same moment that I whip out my erect cock and point it at them
"Oh, anon, that sex was so.... mediocre, but I'm still so happy it happened. I don't know what it was about the way that you abruptly shoved your cock in my face in the town pool parking lot, but it just made me so.... happy. I never knew I had it in me."
>>29973692
>>29973703
best thing to do
>>29973559
Point it at myself and pull the trigger on happy setting multiple times.
>>29973559
I'd sell it to Google.
Destroy it
beep boop
>Not immediately destroying it
>Not killing people who have it
>>29973692
Same. I think that'd be pretty cool.
>>29973559
Put it in my mouth and pull the happiness trigger multiple times.
