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Tfw average penis (small)
Tfw I'll never punch her cervix with my foot long
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Girls say it hurts when you hit the cervix.
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>>29973891
they say it hurts when chad fucks other girls too, they still come back for more
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>>29973891

I want it to hurt and feel good and not just "I can feel something".
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>>29973468
but that won't stop Tyron from hitting your prostate anon
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>>29973932

Why would he want to hit my prostate when he can fuck your mother?
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>>29973891
girls like pain
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That shit fucking hurts Anon why would you want to do that. It's the female equivalent of being kicked in the balls.

Source: I have a cervix.
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>>29973468
My bf hits my cervix sometimes, depending on the angle. He's 6.5 I think? I don't know for sure just that he told me that.

He hits it when he fucks me when I'm standing up, and also sometimes when I'm bent over.

it kind of hurts a bit... but at the same time it's really quick so i don't mind it occasionally.
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>>29973958

Oh. I dunno because I want to be like the pornstars and have screaming loud sex and not the quiet "I feel something in my vagina" sex.

I want to explore deeper, I am an explorer.

But I don't want it to hurt. I equate her screaming loudly during sex=good sex.

Thanks porn.
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>>29973958
You've probably never had real good sex then, and you're tremendously inexperienced.

I am not a virgin, and I don't have a very large penis, (5.5") but I could hit the cervix of my short 5'4" gf. It felt really good for her, and she usually wanted to do it from behind at angles to get my cock head to hit it.

most girls probably have deeper vaginas than her, because most women aren't irish women with tiny vaginas made for tiny irish dicks.

If you have a small dick, go after irish girls. The guys there have the tinest dicks amongst whites.
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>>29973977

He's probably 6.5. I'm 5.5 so imagine your bf's penis that is an inch shorter.

I could not hit your cervie even if I wanted to.
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>punch her cervix with my foot long
Femanon here. I PROMISE that is an extremely unappealing thought for 99% of women
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>>29974006
>I could not hit your cervie even if I wanted to.

Yes because I have a boyfriend with a big cock :^)
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>>29974050

That's right. Big boyfriend cock (BBC), you got that!
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Dick size is something guys think about a lot more than girls. I think it has to do with porn and body images. Like how they say models create an unrealistic body image for women? Porn stars create unrealistic expectations about sex and dick size that men put onto themselves.

I'm pretty sure that >>29973958 will tell you that women care less about raw size and more about the way its used. I know it's a cliche but think about it like this: if you got a really hot chick and everytime you had sex she just rag dolled out and lay there like a corpse, would that be as good as an average chick who rode your dick like it was the best thing she'd ever felt?

That and kinks. Everyone loves having their kinks played to. Especially if they're weird or atypical.

I mean yeah, if you've got a dick like a pen cap then you are gonna have a hard time but anywhere in 5-7 inch is perfectly alright for basically every woman who isn't some weird size queen who fucks herself with 2 liter bottles.
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>>29973999

>inexperienced

lol no, my boyfriend's dick is 8.5", but it's too fucking big, I would glady have it lose an inch or two overnight on account of what a ballache sex he. We have to do foreplay for ages to ensure that my cervix is fully retracted and even then he can't go balls deep at risk of physically injuring me. He legit put me in hospital one night because of it. Not sexy.

Why do you faggots not understand anything about female sexual anatomy and rely on porn for this shit?

>but I could hit the cervix of my short 5'4" gf
>it felt really good for her

If it felt good for her then you weren't fucking hitting her cervix you dumb nigger.
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>>29974074

Well thanks. I just want to dominate like the pornstars do with their huge foot long bully club penises and the women screaming for their orgasms.

But she just takes it easily and looks so relaxed.
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>>29974096
Yes i'm this girl >>29973977
and I can't imagine him being any bigger. He talks about "wanting" to be bigger like wtf, there is a point where it would become unbearable. Whenever we have sex I'm very sore after, and we like to have sex a lot (3-4 times in a day for example) and by the second time we go, it's slightly painful. By the fourth, I can sometimes not even take it.

Men are retarded when it comes to their dicksize.
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>>29974096
>If it felt good for her then you weren't fucking hitting her cervix you dumb nigger.

I was since that was directly what she was asking for, how dense can you be.
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>>29974150

Yes we are. Equipped with a big penis, we can fuck women into docility.
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>>29974150

Because they're too fucking stupid to actually go and take 10 minutes researching female sexual anatomy, they legit think that violent porn is reality and how sex is supposed to be conducted and that you're not doing it right until she's crying in pain.

>tfw recurrent posterior fourchette tears because the dick too big.

>>29974153
She's probably confused G-spot for cervix then.
Fucking Google this faggot, it takes 10. SECONDS.
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>>29974229

We do think this, this thread makes that pretty clear.

All pornstars have huge penises and the women are screaming like banshees.
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>>29974272

IT'S A FANTASY IT'S A FUCKING FANTASY IT'S NOT SUPPORT TO BE REAL IT'S SUPPOSED TO APPEAL TO A STANDARD THAT IS UNREALISTICALLY ATTAINABLE FUCKING STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29974229
>g-spot is all the way when I go balls deep into her vagina

Yeah I'm sure you know more about my experiences in sex. But to give you additional information, I could fist the bitch as well, and get to the end.
She enjoyed having her cervix hit.
Even though she could go loose enough to get fisted, she could also make her cunt tight enough to feel like I was losing circulation to my dick.

You're a fucking idiot, and stop lying to these guys. For a lot of girls, getting hit in the cervix feels good and they WANT it.

Better than asking a girl, they can see what they do amongst themselves. Hell, go on tumblr.

Girls will always lie to fake-signal about how "pure" they are and girly and they definitely aren't cock hungry monsters that want big chads to use his big cock on them.

I'm being honest. Yeah you could find a girl that would be satisfied with an average dick, but of course they will feel better with a bigger dick.

If a girl will leave you over dick size, and how big a penis she can get on a guy is her prime target on choosing a boyfriend or a spouse, she isn't the type of girl you'd want to be with anyways. So guys don't even have a reason to be worried about size queens as much as they are. But still, there is are a reality in the situation that there is no sense in lying about.
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>>29974300

Oh baby, reeeee loud and hard for me. I'm going to cum to this.

Also, it is real because it's 3D and not Annie may.
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>>29974272
And people in anime bleed out in squelches that spray out 5+ feet in the air.

Doesn't mean that's the case irl.

Porn stars are actresses, you dolt. That's the "star" part. That's what they get paid to do.

Shit, watch some JAV, even when the girls are getting fucked by guys with big cocks (like 8+ inches), they keep a completely vacant bored look sometimes because they suck at acting.
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>>29974487

>porn is fake
>but JAV is realistic

You dunce.
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>>29974326
Nah, your gf is lying to you. You aren't hitting her cervix with your microdick. 5'4" isn't that small, it's average height for a western female. I'm closer to 5 feet and my bf's 6.5" dick barely grazes it in most angles. We have to use lube 90% of the time because I'm too tight to take it, but it still doesn't hit the cervix unless I'm standing upright.

I feel bad for you and your shitty relationship.
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>>29973468
>average penis
>(small)

Do you know what the word average means dumbass
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>>29974525
I've touched it with my hands, I think saying I fisted her was obvious enough but I guess it wasn't.

I see how quick we went from saying small dicks are fine and big dicks hurt, into calling my 5.5" dick a microdick.

Here you go gentlemen, roastie bitch got mad I called her out and started telling the truth.
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>>29974134
A few things:
1. Porn stars fake it a lot. They do this for a living. They're actors who get fucked.

2.Not all women are screamers. Some are super loud, some are very quiet. Some are in between. And some will intentionally stay quiet or change their vocalizations for various reasons. This isn't torture, the idea of sex isn't to just beat away until they scream. You don't have to be screaming in order to have an orgasm. I've had plenty and never once have I screeched and spasmed while spurting jizz 10 feet across the room.

3. If you wanna make a girl cum hard then the best things to do are to ask her what feels good and then to do it. Because while the anatomy is the same between girls, how they like it handled might not be. Some rub their clit fast and hard, others do it slower. Some find it hard to get off with clit stimulation alone, others hard to get off anything else. It's no different then guys. I'm sure you have your own way of jerking off, your own stuff that you like. If some girl just grabbed your dick and started whipping it around as hard as she could, is that gonna be your ideal sexual stimulation? Some girls like having their cervix hit. Some actively dislike it. My girlfriend literally wouldn't let me do certain positions because my dick hit her cervix and it hurt. But she is not a universal example.

4. Stop thinking about this as "Dominating" like some sort of 12 year old edgelord. I'm not some kind of retarded feminist, but you're in this stupid porn/anime mindset where you wanna mindbreak a girl via sex. News flash, those porn stars you talk about aren't hopelessly enslaved to the guy fucking them are they? This weird idea that you can just dominate and make a woman dependent on your dick is doing nothing but emphasize your own lack of self esteem because apparently you think the only reason a woman would like or stay with you is because she's hopelessly enamored with your cock.
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>>29974576

Kek that wasn't even me, this is somebody different, but what happened to you accusing me of being another dude anyway? :^)
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>>29974576
I never said that small dicks were good like the other girl itt.

I just simply said that there is a "good" size, and it's not too big, not too small.

Also
>fisting

Your gf sounds like a whore. Jesus chrsit disgusting.
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>>29974577

Yes I want #4. How to make her my cockslave?

But 5.5 inch penis...
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>>29974577
>taking advice from the fish on how to catch it
literally disregard this post if you want any hope of success with women
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>>29974610
You don't.

Look, anyone who is willing to live with you for no reason other than to be fucked is clearly fucked in the head. Would you be willing to live in a closet just because you got some pussy?

If you really want a cockslave then go to some extreme fetish forum and find yourself some mentally off kilter chick willing to let you support her in exchange for being fucked.
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>>29974590
Never acused anyone of being a dude, these are my posts

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>>29974600
I don't mind fucking whores, I don't have to marry her and we enjoy each other's company for now.

>>29974628
this. Women, even your own mom or sister will give you SHIT advice on purpose that wont work. They don't want you to think less of them, so they wont tell you the things that will make them seem like "impure" women.

you can usually catch them sometimes, like saying that some other girl's man is short or a lanklet and not a real man, but quickly turn to you and say "oh but not you baby you're a real man and the handsomest :^)"

Girl's on here will do something similar, since they would feel they are part of this board/group, and don't want to have other members think less of them.
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>>29974628
You don't even need to actually ask them. Just keep doing different things and see what they seem to like.

But there's no point in taking the advice of someone different from the one you're fucking.

There are guys out there that think it's super hot to have their nuts stepped on by high heels. Does that mean thats what you want a girl to do to you?
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