So anon, how well are you hiding that small penis in front of the females?
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/8-signs-a-guy-suffers-from-sps-small-penis-syndrome/
http://www.iwishiknewthis.com/5-signs-he-may-have-a-small-one/
yay doing okay here. I do have a lot of money but I don't flaunt it because I never go outside! :^)
This is what I gathered from the article
>Be successful & buy yourself a nice car
>small penis
>Try to look good
>Small penis
>Try to improve health
>S mall penis
Also
player=small penis but slut not a roastie?
>>29972065
to be fair the article was about small penises and not about double standards or genetic bad hands of labias
>>29972115
It literally lists everything that makes a guy musculine as having a small penis
>>29972278
>being dramatic is now masculine
>>29972440
>Being an unemotional robot
I'm surprised small hands wasn't mentioned. I notice hand size correlates with dick size a lot more than height. Every guy I've known who is hung always had giant hands regardless of height.
>he doesnt press you for sex = Small penis
Yeah, and if you press her for sex you get locked in jail forever, thank god I realised women are dumb long long ago. Yeah you could have a small penis but they will be all over your tiny dick sucking it all day if you have enough money and decent looks.
>>29972522
have you actually seen their penises? If so, how?
>>29972547
You'd only go to jail if you press them in a creepy autistic way you
I'm the oral guy
>Being masculine means you have a tiny penis
>Grooming yourself means you have a tiny penis
>Having nice things mean you have a tiny penis
>Carrying weapons means you have a tiny penis
>Getting jealous when she hangs out with friends means you have tiny penis
>Scoring with multiple women means you have a tiny penis.
Wtf? These women sound like beta-enablers.
>12 reasons you should give up on Western whores
>tfw display all of these qualities and have a large penis
>>29973125
peenlet detected lmaooooo
>>29972065
>brush teeth twice a day
>small penis
>take daily showers and dress nice
>microscopic penis
>take care of family and look out for others
>oh that's a REALLY tiny penis
>>29971934
>tfw hiding uncomfortably large penis
Pretty bad feel desu familia. My dick is literally the only reason I am a virgin as it couldn't fit in the condom the only chance I had :_(
>>29973723
desu* not desu wtf my phone is retarded
>>29973745
WHAT THE FUCK
T
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not fucking desu what the hell
>>29973765
it's the filter newie, f.am and t.bh are filtered. just use famalam and 2bh or tbqh
>>29973723
>>29973745
>>29973765
I think you should google what is a wordfilter
The only point I think is true is the one saying that small penis men only goes for serious relationships to use love as a shield.
looks like I'm justified for never having asked out a woman in my entire life due to my inadequate 4.5" penis.
>>29971934
All of those reasons are pretty retarded and don't make much sense. fucking women
>>29973799
Lol. I have been browsing 4chan for 3 years and I just now noticed that.
>>29972522
not true. I can palm a basketball easy and my dick is 15cm long. Its pretty girthy though, I'll give you that, but only girthy for its size. There are guys with dicks as thick as mine but longer, easily.
>>29973599
>tour the country making motivational speeches and bring countless people out of depression
>mini penis
>donate hundreds of thousands to charities, build dozens of wells and schools for kenyan children in poverty
>teeny baby dick
What's with this jack up truck=tiny penis thing?
What is the guy just likes to go mudding?
>have above average sized cock
>still not enough to boost my confidence
what's the point of a big dig if noone's ever gonna see it?
>>29974294
Just imagine how little coincidence you'd have without a good size dick. It's hell
>>29971934
These are symptoms not of a small dick but of an inferiority complex developed by it. Mine is actually developed by other things (I'm 6.8") but the symptoms are the same.
>never leave the house, groom myself, care about fitness, don't give a fuck attitude
My penis is obviously MASSIVE
God I hate women so much. every fucking day I'm reminded of how shit they are.
>>29974468
>my genetics are women's faults
>>29974523
Roast beef lipped whore.
>>29974533
I'm a guy but OK then m8y....stay cucked by your own lame attitude
>>29974042
>steal candy from toddler and run away as they bawl their eyes out
>humongous penis
>steal baby from stroller and throw it in a trashcan while its mom isn't looking
>gigantic python cock
>rape girl behind gas station as she begs for me to stop
>absolute monstrosity skyscraper dick
>>29974130
It's an insult that is used to attack truck drivers because beta people can't handle someone being bigger than them in any way, and therefore hate those that drive bigger vehicles.
>>29974542
Guy when you need respect, girl when you want attention.
Doesn't matter. You're a cunt and it isn't because of how your dingles dangle.
>>29974523
>>29974542
>it's your genetics
>it's your attitude
kek
>>29974595
>You're a cunt and it isn't because of how your dingles dangle.
Tell yourself that every once in awhile instead of sulking over what bitches think of dicks m8.
>>29974614
hoisted by my own petard. you win. guess I'll go find myself a fat hag with 6 kids to be the personal ATM of.
Craigslist personals, here I come
>>29974693
even with a big penis you couldnt do any better
Imagine an article titled "8 Signs a Girl Suffers from RVS (Roastie Vagina Syndrome)." Imagine the outrage. "How DARE you make fun of women for something they can't control! Ladies, we're ALL beautiful, no matter how large or flappy our roasties are!" and the article would get taken down in a day.
But this is perfectly fine.
>>29974764
Says someone posting on /r9k/. We're all losers here.
> inb4 "well actually I am the real Chad T. and I just come here to laugh at you."
well there goes the last bit of hope i had
I've been looking for a job and getting /fit/ but fuck it, my life is ruined by my 6 inch dick, why even try.
>>29975059
If you were doing those for womeme, you weren't gonna do them to begin with.
>>29975059
Do it for you, fuck everyone else.
>>29975105
The only reason men do anything EVER is to impress women, it's all part of the mating game.
consider yourself redpilled
>>29972516
>not being emotionally stunted
Get a load of this normalfag
>>29975142
>Im on /r9k/ and pissing in jugs to impress women
Woah
>>29972550
I've done time in correctional facilities. You see a lot of dicks there.
>>29975142
What a hollow existence.
>>29971934
>The comments section
These cunts need to be strung up. And all those guys talking about their "small" 5 inch dicks. 5-6 is the average. Any women wanting more is a fucking whore. This from a 6 inch guy. These guys have nothing to be ashamed of.
>>29975214
Totally agree, had a buddy of mine told me he was 3 inches erect, these bitches have no clue how bad it could be.
>>29975214
>These cunts need to be strung up. And all those guys talking about their "small" 5 inch dicks.
So mad
T-T-T-T-THREADDDDDDDDDDDD REVIVE
>>29976674
Fuck off with your necrobumping
>>29972516
>not being INTP-T with no way of feeling emotions
My grandfather died and I couldn't care less, was grinding shit in a game
Anons always say small dicks are cute
