Give me one good reason why I shouldn't suck a big, juicy cock behind my fiance's back?
It doesn't count as cheating since it's something that she can't provide, so it's not like I'm replacing her. It's just harmless, meaningless fun between a couple of disease-free bros. It's not even worth telling her since women are crazy, and she wouldn't understand.
>>29971112
Does she know you're gay?
Owlriginal
It's lying bro. People lie to each others so much already. Even when they should be trusting each others completely. What the hell kind of relationship is that when there are lies like that? Is it even worth it? If you're serious, you should be able to at least talk about it to her.
The fuck do I know though. Maybe in the real world you'll be unhappy if you don't get your dick, and she'll never understand that or accept you like this.
>fiance
get the fuck off my board you normie piece of shit rreeeeeeeee
>>29971220
I'm not gay. I'm bisexual I guess. And no, she doesn't know. I'm never telling her either.
>>29971226
Is it really a lie though? It's more just withholding information. I don't tell her 100% of the things I do in a day. I don't tell her everytime I jack off to porn. It's not lying. Lying would be if she asked me and I denied it.
>>29971112
I'm pretty sure I'm bisexual and want to try sucking cock as well. Unfortunately I've been in a relationship for three years. I do love her and so I don't think I'd cheat on her. If we break up though I'm going full cockslut.
>>29971577
Yes. It's lying by omission. A big one.
It's information that would have been important to her. She would DEFINITIVELY expect to be aware of this (unless you already had some kind of a deal in place). It's completely unfair not to be told about something like that.
Porn is a much less severe case. But it could still be wrong if you really don't know how she'd feel about it. Some women could be really upset by it. The vast majority of them are OK with it nowadays though.
>>29971647
You just gotta stop thinking of it as cheating man. It's just two bros horsing around. It doesn't mean anything. It's only cheating if you hook up with another girl.
Also,
>three years
Yeah, you're not breaking up, man. You've crossed the point of no return pretty much. Either give up on your arbitrary notions of morality that you learned from Disney Channel movies or give up on your fantasy of sucking big juicy cock.
>>29971577
Well, you're a piece of shit but I'm sure you know that already. So it doesn't matter what you do.
>>29971112
Guys, what size is this cock? I always try to measure mine and I get 6'' but I think I'm measuring wrong because it doesn't even look close to this dick.
How do you measure your own cock?
>>29971112
>dude having sexual relations with somebody who is different from the person I'm about to marry isn't cheating lmao
just stop
>>29971720
I think it's cheating if I want to bend over and get fucked like a little bitch too. I even practice my hip and movements sometimes...
Our sex life is still strong though. If it wanes, maybe I'll dip into cock.
>>29971811
>I even practice my hip and movements sometimes...
That's super gay, bro
I can't think of any reason not to. Trading blowjobs is a normal male bonding experience.
My gf can't give me a sloppy titjob since she's flat as a table, would it be cheating if I find a tittymonster slut and fucked her tits raw? Not that I have a gf, but you get the point.
>>29971112
>get mad when women cheat on us
>"guys how do I suck a dick without my wife finding out"
>>29971112
If there is one thing women would understand it's the craving to suck dick.
She;d understand it, and also understand that it means you're a faggot.
>>29972845
actually no, women have no such craving, they find it uncomfortable and they always do it for a reward, faggots on the other hand get off to it and gladly do it for free
>>29972819
desu it wouldn't bother me as much if she cheated on me with another girl. I'd be a bit turned on and find it interesting. But the lying is no good, I'd be mad.
>>29972777
That's not a fair comparison. You have the capacity to fall in love with another woman. There is an inextricable romantic dimension, no matter how meaningless the sex is...in contrast, I have zero ability to form romantic attractive to men, so itshe not cheating.
>>29973095
OP here. I would not mind it she slept with a girl. I'd see it as a silly, meaningless experimentation. I'd leave her of it was with a guy though. Homo shit doesn't count as cheating.
>>29973143
You're just making retarded excuses because you're in denial
Your gf would break up with you btw, she'd be scared of getting HIV or HPV
Do it, you homosexual normie
Cock-bump
i had a dream i was sucking a dick, didn't feel that good, couldn't make the guy cum ; _;
never did this irl
>>29973676
I once had a wet dream that I was sucking dick and rimming a guy, though it was in the dark and I couldn't see anything in the dream
it felt weirder when I had a dream that I was sucking my best friend's dick and begging him to fuck mestill a wet dream
couple years later I got into trap porn then progressively more into gay porn, and yesterday I bought a dildo
feels pretty good to be turning bi/gay or whatever the fuck I am at this point
>>29971112
Anyone got sauce on OP's gif?ogirilan
>>29973729
You should ask your friend if you can suck his cock in real life. A mouth is a mouth, right?
>>29973793
i know its molly jane
>>29973793
Molly Jane, don't know what video exactly
>>29973854
I'm not attracted to that particular friend, but I have another friend I'd blow in an instant
>>29973965
You should ask him to fuck your throat.
>>29973972
nah I'm not doing that, don't want to lose him as a friend
I'm aware that's probably the gayest thing I've said yet
>>29971112
>Normie enough to have a fiance
>Normie enough to be able to have something on the side too
What has happened to this board?
>>29974026
almost anyone can suck dick or have their dick sucked if they are gay, not exaggerating
>>29974064
Yup. It's as easy as downloading grindr or making a craigslist ad. That's why so many lonely guys resort to becoming faggots. It's way easier than wooing girls
>>29973095
>>29973178
She'd probably feel the same way.
Look at how many girls get off on the thought of fictional characters being faggots.
>it's not cheating if I say it isn't
lmao there is no way you have a fiance if you think that's how women work
>>29974137
But if she never finds out, then what's the problem? I suck yummy cock, and she's none the wiser.
>>29974143
why don't you tell her? are you jealous that she'd leave with the guy you chose?
bi cuck
>>29974143
that's not the point
you say it isn't cheating, if it's not then why not tell her?
>>29974161
Girls are stupid, and she wouldn't understand. It's easier if I just do it and never tell her. I know what's best for her.
Also, I'm not doing it with a guy I know irl. I would meet a random guy from craigslist or grindr.
>>29974143
lmao ok bud so you basically admit it is since you're scared of getting caught. nice shitpost thread.
>>29974213
not like you would understand why she fucks chad behind your back while you radiate being a huge fucking faggot...
also, it doesn't matter if you know the guy or not, she'd leave with him and you'd be alone and miserable. just tell her and go full fag
>>29971112
Honestly I'm straight but I kinda want to suck a big dick too, wish I had a big dick
>>29974247
I want to maintain a semblance of a normal, traditional life. I would never publicly live as a faggot. It's degenerate, and I want to appear respectable. I want to have a wife and kids....and suck a big juicy dick on the side every once in a while. What's so bad about that?
>>29974291
>What's so bad about that?
being a fucking hypocrite, that's what.
also, can't wait till she learns about this while married and divorce rapes you so hard you go to prison for not paying up in time... and then you'll get raped there... day by day...
>>29974364
>tfw I secretly would love to be the prison bitch and get my ass and throat abused daily
>>29974364
not him but hey, not everyone lives in a country full of niggers. The prisons in Canada are pretty nice, plenty of cute boys there fucked me with my consent <3
>>29971577
A lie of omission is still a lie.
>>29974407
So I lie to my girlfriend everytime I don't tell her about my every move? Does she need to monitor me on video 24/7 in order for me to not be committing a lie of omission?
>>29974385
and ruin the lives of children so you can get your faggotish fix? are you really this selfish? just gas yourself then.
>>29974403
>canada
>not full of niggers
my sides
>>29974471
it actually isn't because black people are more likely to die from vitamin D deficiency in cold countries. Canada has three times more asians than blacks
>>29974550
and 75% of the population is sandniggers and gypsies. I know...
>>29971577
>I'm not gay. I'm bisexual I guess. And no, she doesn't know. I'm never telling her either.
lol this is gonna be a fun marriage
you would be surprised how many men are
" bi curios" ;)
>>29974625
I'd rather live in a country where blacks are 3% of the population (1 million) than a country where it's 13% (40 million). Also black canadians aren't nearly as trashy and retarded. Asians (9% of population) either keep to themselves, suck caucasian dick or they sell tablets and PC parts for cheap
>>29974635
>I subscribe to naive Disney Channel tier notions of romance in which you have to tell your partner every single detail of your life, past and present
Grow up.
fuggg yes
>starting to act out homolust when you are engaged, about to get married
>not getting it out of your system as a qt teen twink
you made your bed, now lay in it. Also im pretty sure that a female fiancee is spelled with two e's.
>>29974687
Im pretty convinced everybody is a closeted bi-fag. except openly bi-fags, those are just faggots.
>>29974687
omg it looks so thick, my mouth is watering
it really looks like it wants out of those pants, I'm getting the urge to pull them down and play with it
If you are into that gay shit, why not?
>>29974687
I really don't have enough bulge pictures
>>29975269
that looks fucking delicious my god
>>29975269
Is this your dick?
Where do you find pics like that
>>29975609
it does
>>29975610
no
/r9k/
>>29974715
>le disney is not real so I will go out of my way to hurt and deceive people
lucky guy with good genes
First time saying this but Im acctracted to women emtionally.
But I find men more sexually attractive
>>29975806
bifag here
Men are the more aesthetic sex. Unlike women, they don't need makeup or pretty clothes to be attractive
But I still prefer women when they are wearing the aforementioned makeup and clothes.
>>29975688
that dick looks even better, but precum is always a plus
if you have more pics of nice dicks leaking precum please share
>>29976033
this is where i say something
>>29971112
You will get sexually transmitted disease if you do not check the guy health report
>>29974969
>2 e's
This is correct
But you are also a fag.
Godamn I would
>>29971577
Fucking you Fucking fag after you suck the dick blow your brains out. I hate people who cheat and you are a sociopathic shit I hate you and hope you suffer
>>29977076
from my view hes not cheating.
its "mutual masturbation"
>>29977296
This. It's just getting off with a bro. It's not cheating unless it's between a man and a woman.
1. If she ever finds out you're losing half of everything you own.
>>29977482
And if she never finds out? I'm keeping all my shit plus slurping down delicious alpha male cum on the DL. Yum :DDD
