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how the FUCK am I supposed to compete with cowtits? I've got the chest of a fucking twelve year old boy.
>>29970904
How's the ass?
>>29970904
there is definitely a dick down there
>>29970904
>compete
For Chads? A bit more difficult.
But otherwise you're fine and you know it.
Chestlets are fucking hot f a m
Iktf, though considering my whole family has a huge rack, maybe its because I'm vastly underweight. It gives me hope, at least.
Do chestlets feel self-conscious when people stare at their chests? I can't help it generally. I don't think there's anything wrong with them though. They're really cute.
>>29970927
ding ding ding ding ding
champ won with a K.O.
>>29970904
show your porkhole bby.
>>29970927
hips look too wide for a dude imo
if the pic is you then with those hips you have nothing to worry about
dress up as a loli and cosplay or something
>>29971086
>Do chestlets feel self-conscious when people stare at their chests?
Not OP, but yes, it feels really bad. I always get the feeling people are judging me harshly for it. Sometimes I just wish a stranger would come from behind me, hug me, then start massaging my boobs while telling me how nice they are.
i love chestlets.
>>29971206
You almost had good bait, but you fucked it up
6/10 fammy von lammy.
>>29971206
Were it socially acceptable, I'd definitely compliment flat chested woman on their breasts. Cowtits are fucking disgusting.
If ever you see someone staring, remember that it might not be negatively. Some guys (and some women) actually prefer flat chests.
chestlet + pubes is the GOD tier combination
hot tight girls with a hairy cunny drive me crazy
show girlpenis
>complaining about breasts
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>29971136
yes but the chest is too flat for a girl as well. he just tucked his dick
>>29971206
Why are you being a faggot on the Internet anon?
OP is a dude but I did get with a chick who had pretty much a flat chest once and it was rly weird. She had told me she was self conscious about it so I was trying to like.... Idk. Mess around with her tits but there was just nothing there it was super awkward.
>>29971136
you've never seen my hips ;_;
>attractive women humble bragging about their perfect 7/10 bodies
>ugly 2/10 women like me have to entertain their self-pity threads where they get attention + compliments just for being attractive
KYS op
>>29971429
Meh, they're still erogenous. I'd like a girl that is a bit insecure. It's cute.
>>29970904
BE MY GF
oregano cigarillo
>>29970904
omfg
I would do anything to have a gf like u
>>29971509
>perfect 7/10
>>29971509
pic related can't possibly be OP though. OP is a faggot...
>>29971474
I will do when you post pics
You could get pregnant, it makes your size increase. Or just start lactating, same thing to a lesser extent, though my size did increase because of it.
pls be in Troon
>>29971693
>You could get pregnant
I'm not a degenerate
>>29970904
At least you have the hips and ass part down, right?
>>29971730
But what if I want to cummy in your cunny?
>>29971730
You have a reproductive system full of ovum's so technically you are a degenerate waiting to happen.
>>29971803
I meant that getting pregnant in order to make my tits bigger would be disgusting.
>>29971993
It would also ruin the rest of your body and the bigger tits would only be temporary. Why don't you just get implants?
>>29971993
If you've got a cute face I wouldn't be able to see how your chest would be a problem.
>>29972029
>Why don't you just get implants
why don't I spend thousands of dollars and undergo surgery so that I can have disgusting fake tits?
>>29972073
Fake tits are better than no tits
this is a man tucking it in
>>29972102
I hate fake tits
>>29972029
>Pregnancy ruining her body
>telling her to get breast implants
>>29971993
You'll be fine if you get pregnant, watch your sugar and salt content.
>>29971509
>perfect 7/10 bodies
It made me laugh, have a (you).
>>29970904
Lol, there are some guys who prefer flatter babes. If you are being for-real, you aren't gonna have trouble finding yourself a nice chadie. Assuming your face is decent to pretty.
>>29970904
You can't. I've a big dick and only go for cowtit girls to titfuck me while they blow me.
What can you do with that flat chest? Absolutely nothing but please closet faggots and pedos.
>>29970904
The hips femanon. Hips like that mean you have an ass worthy of worship
>>29971086
It makes me feel uncomfortable but not in a "ew, you're raping me" kind of way, more of a "what are you thinking?" kind of way. I don't know if you are judging me for my breast size, I don't know if they're looking good or maybe you're just looking at my mole.
Small chests are literally, LITERALLY, the pinnacle of perfection
Anyone who prefers big boobs is secretly gay and overcompensating by feigning interest in them.
>>29972606
Unless your mole is fucking massive they're probably looking at your tits.
>>29970927
Came here just to post this.
God's work anon. That's a klien male you know it baby.
>>29972606
Guys won't even notice you unless they approve of your appearance. In this society only the attractive or incredibly ugly are noticed. Anyone in between goes unnoticed.
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>>29972657
>all these orbiters pretending flatchests are attractive
Haha, please. There's no need to lie. We all know chestlets are the lowest tier in terms of both sexual and aesthetic value.
>>29970927
Probably. Looking it over, the fingers look a bit too masculine.
>>29972744
t. guy who never dated a chestlet
>how the FUCK am I supposed to compete with cowtits?
You don't need to compete.
For many guys, tits are tits. They don't really care about the size. I'm actually a little turned off by tits that are too big.
>>29972744
>orbiter
I have never orbited a roastie in my entire life
>>29970904
being thin is MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH more attractive than having cow tits (that come with fat). Weight is like 90% of what makes a female body attractive or not to me.
you have a very attractive body
>>29972685
It's not massive by any means but I've had people point it out and call it "sexy"
>>29972729
>>29970904
post face you look familiar
xd
>>29972886
what's the idea female weight?
>>29972912
Well I wouldn't think a mole is sexy but if it improves your look then that's great.
>>29972606
Not him. I got my breast-staring under control now because it's a really pathetic thing to do. I wouldn't say I'm judging, I just imagine what they'd look like if I got her into different positions and what I'd do with them. Some really don't seem to have much to grab on, but it's REALLY not high on my priority list...
>>29970904
>Tfw have skelly body
>Tfw no matter how much muscle I gain I will always be a skelly
>Tfw go to >>>/pol/ or stay forever a fag.
>Tfw when work out all the time
Why.
>>29972934
It depends on their height and bone density but probably between like 120 at the highest for taller (5'7) girls and 100 for 5' girls
>>29972988
Men never cease to impress me with their imaginations. What's higher on your priority list?
>>29973066
Tits for sure. I don't register women with flat chests as "attractive", they do nothing for me.
>>29972029
>It would also ruin the rest of your body
it wont
women that have kids become way fucking hotter, its unreal. Every time I see an older woman like in her 30s that has pumped out like three or four kids, her ass is out of this world, and her whole body is just unfffff.
The only people that have to worry are dicklets that cant satisfy their pussy anymore.
>>29973262
I see. I misunderstood your last post as if tits weren't high on your priority list.
I wouldn't judge any fembots body, I'm too scared of being naked in front of one to ever lose my virginity anyway
pls be my gf someone
I love small boobs, I wish Id have a small boobs gf but i cant even get a regular gf so why woudl i get the creme de la creme...
Anyway post pics OP
any chestlets want a qt robot bf?
you don't fool me, OP. You're a dude.
>>29973066
Honestly, overall I'd just want to find her at least a little bit cute, and then the priority is personality stuff.
I don't really obsess over anything really looks-wise. Being less fat helps a lot. Chubby can be plenty cute. Some muscle mass is just HNNG (especially in certain places). And it's hard not to care about a cute face (more so than tits). Tits are kind of a turn on, and they're nice to play with, and having a big tits gf is sort of a social status thing for some people. But it's dumb to care about it so much. Many people do though.
Holy fucking shit are you all fucking retarded or something? My dead grandpa could tell there's a fucking cock down there. It's just one of the attention whoring autist guys that have been spamming this board to shit already. Every fucking thread that has the words fembot or femanon in it gets a fuck ton of replies every time.
>>29973287
That's a half truth. They only get more attractive if they put in the effort to reclaim their vagina and prevent the fat from getting out of hand.
A MILF who gets THICC is a sight to behold.
>>29973427
That's good, it's a healthy mentality to have
>>29970927
No shit, no girl's nipples are that small
I've fapped to this picture 2 times now
>>29972744
I like the tomboy personality and body type.
Eat shit.
>>29973784
>tomboy personality
Are tomboys sluts?
>>29970904
Hey guys look! Another woman stating her frivulous "problems" as if we cared! Hahaha!!!
>>29973778
are you a gay anon?
>>29973823
Depends. Tomboy is just a woman who outwardly acts a lot like a guy but has a fragile, embarrassed, feminine core.
Any kind of person can be a slut. Generally anyone really good looking and not socially retarded ends up being a slut because sex is made so freely available to them.
>>29973961
A shy, pure tomboy would be better.
But I can imagine they usually wind up being sluts. Hanging around guys so much and getting lots of positive male attention and all that.
>>29970927
/thread/
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Certified as original.
>>29970927
>those hips
I don't think so
>>29973961
I prefer tomboy personality with girlish appearance
Small boobs though, because cowtits are shit
ITT a bunch of retards getting baited by a trap.
Do you faggots have any idea how hard OP is stroking his cock right now?
Idiots.
Obvious Trap is obvious.
When will you idiots learn; there are no actual girls on /r9k/
Every time we ask them to prove that they at least are post-op, they deflect with insults, which they don't seem to realize is pretty fucking transparent.
>>29973023
You're doing it wrong. Eat and sleep more, do heavy compound lifts.
Pic related. Do NOT do what the scoobmeister says.
>she fell for the small tits meme
Seriously op, plenty of dudes like smaller tits on a girl. not saying there isn't a fair share of guys liking bigger tits, but there's a small chance you'll get rejected because you're on the smaller side tit wise.
can't say the same about small dicks though
>>29972657
I hope she never gets breast implants. This should always exist.
>>29975147
That's OK, I jerk off to traps too sometimes.
/r9k/ proves stupidity by not realizing the more obvious tucked dick ever.
Hey OP, I'd get a refund on your HRT.
>>29975235
Huh.. it's hard to say. That would be tucked pretty far. But I think there should be at least some evidence of vagina this low too. The fuck do I know though.
>>29975235
The pubic hair is female pattern, dumbass. Did you skip your biology classes?
>>29970923
If she ignores this question as well it's probably not too great.
Are you guys being ironic when you say thats a girl
>>29975544
>shave stomach and legs
>now every man's pubic hair looks exactly the same as OP
>>29975544
Keep telling yourself that. Even if that were the case (these kind of things vary) It's called hormone replacement therapy, you pleb.
You don't wanna admit that a trap fapped to you, fine by me. Kek.
>>29975544
BAHAHAHAHAHAH, Not like it was obviously shaved or anything. Fucking lol.
Dude, I've actually gotten laid, and that is no girl.
Denial is a funny thing.
that's a dude, you fools
almost everybody in this thread is a pathetic pussy pedestalizing failure
you'll ignore fellow robots' threads to clamour for that pussy and its validation by you yourself idiotically when it's often (if not always) just a man baiting because he knows you'll be far more like to reply and satiate his need for attention and interaction if he pretends to be the opposite sex
>>29970904
FUCK OFF ROASTIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It has been said already but I'll say it again.
THAT
IS
A
BOY
YOU
FAGGOTSI'd still fuck it tho
http://imgur.com/r/twinks/Tv6upVv
rused
>>29976193
Shut up. I'm still not attracted to dicks. Just nice feminine features. I'm literally not gay.
