Robot, why do you have the nerve to complain bout tfw no gf, when you are so pale and sickly looking? Why not have a nice healthy golden brown suntan?
Because I'm a ginger who doesn't tan. I burn and become white again.
>>29970465
the one reasonable exception. Tan or no tan, you're a ginger and thus cursed by god to have no gf.
NEET here. I tan for at leat 1 hour a day. I look like a pro surfer. Wagies will never know this feel.
>>29970454
Neckberads hate the sun. It is known.
>>29970481
>cursed by god to have no gf
Ain't that the fucking truth. Undesirable genetics fucking suck.
>>29970674
Ginger girls are hot. The only hope for you anon is to become a trap.
>>29970454
>when you are so pale and sickly looking?
How come people just assume every robot is white?
>>29970520
>look like a pro surfer
Kook detected. I thought NEETs have all this time to master crafts. Why not actually surf
>>29970520
>look like a pro surfer
why aren't you a pro surfer? you know, with all your spare time and freedom you neetscum have.
>>29970746
I'm not near the ocean wagie. But don't worry, I'm sure sitting in gridlocked traffic for hours will do wonders for your complexion.
>>29970454
every chad I've known has been pale
>>29970454
Just finshed laying out. I look like a god and smell like coconut oil.
>>29970809
>every chad I've known has been pale
sure thing Casper
