I just wanted to let you know that I will be posting pictures of my cute parrot Coco all over this board soon. Just a heads-up. I will use this to derail fembot threads and cuck threads (possibly also trap threads). God bless.
>>29969699
>possibly also trap threads
but I like those
>>29969699
cute green-cheeked conure OP
Your thumb looks slightly weird OP
>>29969735
Close. He is a quaker parrot. Here is me grabbing his butt by surprise. As you can probably tell, he doesn't like this. It's all fun and games though.
>>29969762
Cheeky little cunt
>>29969732
That depends entirely on what people want me to do.
>>29969732
Fuck you and what you like. You're part of the problem, faggot.
OP, put it in Cocos butthole.
I'll give you a rare pepe.
>>29969762
shit, from that perspective it is actually quite hard to tell the difference
>>29969699
So basically he's saying he is going to spam unrelated pictures whenever he sees a thread that he does not like.
Isn't this a violation of some sort of global rule?
10. No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
So can we ban this guy now?
Cool parrot op!
>>29969699
All hail Coco. Coco is the last bastion of hope for this board, may your retribution be swift and magnificent.
>>29969865
I'm not spamming though. Just posting a couple of different pictures. Don't be so angry. You'll wake him.
>>29969699
>>29969699
H E
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>>29969910
you might not be spamming, but listen to this:
3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>off-topic replies
I believe posting images of your bird without text that is on-topic falls into the category of an off-topic reply, which means that if you do so it's a violation of global rule 3, and also global rule 10 if you persist.
>>29969699
>derail fembot threads and cuck threads (possibly also trap threads)
Good luck, Coco-kun!
>>29969944
The text will be relevant. Enjoy your fembot troll threads while they last.
He's cute. What happens if you put a pencil up his butt?
>>29969699
Coco has nice dubs.
I like this post and wish OP and coco to continue to save /r9k/.
This is what we needed and will get. Thank you Coco for being gracious enough to save us pathetic robots from those shits.
>>29969989
If the text is relevant it will be pretty much the same as someone actively participating in the thread, the only difference will be the attached image of his pet bird.
Good luck derailing threads using actual relevant replies, anon.
>>29970118
The reply will only be relevant enough to pass, but it will not add anything to further the discussion. Your normie tears are delicious.
>s-someone ban him! He will violate the rules! Save my precious cancer bait threads!
>>29970089
I think he would die.
You better not smoke OP
>>29970156
If you don't like cancer bait threads either, just click the little minimize button and it will go away.
I couldn't give a fuck about fembot threads and cuck threads or trap threads, but if you don't like them, just minimize them and you'll never see them again.
Simple, right? You don't even have to violate the rules and risk a ban in a failed attempt to derail threads because all you have to do is minimize them.
>>29970118
>>29969944
>>29969865
>>29970204
I'd rather lose my trap threads to a cute birb than have a moralfag get his way
>>29970204
>he thinks I can get banned
I'm on a phone.
All I do is clear my browser cache and restart my phone and I'm back at it again. Keep crying, cancer-enabler.
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>>29970118
back off beta moralfag
>>29969699
good luck anon, this board need to be purged of normalfags and "femanons"
>>29970366
Normies are gonna get it good. This is merely part one of my three part plan to get normalfags out.
>>29969699
your parrot is cute OP post more of him, maybe while he's eating bird seeds
God Bless Your Parrot
Post Coco's bird wang please.
>>29970204
"m-maybe if I moralfag hard enough they'll let me be janitor"
>>29970387
BASED COCO
>>29970403
I also would like to see cocos dick plz
>>29970403
>>29970449
other than vasa parrots, parrots don't have dicks desu
>>29970466
...what?
How is that possible?
>>29970490
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca
>>29970401
Here he is eating a veggie straw. I don't have any of him eating his seeds though.
>>29969699
Birds are not that important BANTI
>>29970524
Omg coco you little devil you
>>29970527
What did you just say? Say that to my face and not online.
I love coco
Thank you based coco. Fight cancer with cancer
>>29970524
Original parrot. Insanely cute.
>>29970591
Thank you. He likes to make poopies in his spare time and snuggle with my. Never at the same time though.
>>29969865
>>29969944
>>29970204
>Trying this hard to defend your precious shitposts
>>29969699
Go for it. I look forward to seeing and participating in your derailment, fampire.
>>29970501
>>29970608
Does coco have a penis? I feel like he does regardless of what this article says
>>29970524
What an important bird, I hope he finds his way onto this board every day
>>29970608
You should post pictures of his poopies, haha
you know, as a joke
>>29970608
how long did it take to make him friendly
i be nice to birds but they hate me
>>29970685
Yeah hahaha like a joke or something.
You know, just for fun.
I miss my birds anons
;_;
>>29970700
We got him when he was a few weeks old. I just played games with him a lot. I still do. It took about a year to get full trust and companionship from him. Pic related: he likes to hide in here and I tell him "come out coco!" And he plays hard to get. Pretty fun for both of us imo. He also likes to have territory wars with me and draws lines with his beak that I cannot cross. If I cross the line, he full sprints at me and pushes my hand away with his beak. He likes me the most, but he also likes my mom and dad. He doesn't like my brother though because he doesn't play with him. You just have to play with them, massage their heads, and snuggle with them.
Also, this pic has a poopie for the anon that requested it.
>>29969910
So will you train the bird to bite for the board? Maybe train it to chomp hot dogs or pickles?
>>29970524
So menacing
>>29970805
He loves to eat pickles already. He chomps on a lot of stuff too.
>>29970796
post more poopies
>>29970883
No more poopy pictures, sadly.
>>29970863
holy shit he's a natural born wrecking masheen
>>29969699
I'm looking forward to seeing Coco in that case
>>29970897
WE WANT POOPIES
WE WANT POOPIES
WE WANT POOPIES
>>29970863
I will save the gif that you posted here. I like your bird. Kind of small but I understand. Does is chirp surprisingly loud?
my mom had a quaker once. it was the angriest bird ive ever seen. anytime i got within 2 feet of him or his cage he would rush at me and try to bite and make really agitated noises. it was super difficult to fill his food/water dishes
i think he was abused or something by a previous owner
nice see a happy parrot <3
>>29970965
He only screeches loudly when I'm out of the house, so I don't care. He also growls menacingly when there is an animal in my backyard. He is warning us of predators. I will make more gifs of him in the future.
>>29970662
But birds are not that important, retard
>>29971048
That's nice, but where are the poopies?
>>29971114
You have all the bird feces in the world. Right at your finger tits. We're surfing on the Internet.
>>29971114
No further poopies.
>>29969760
It's called being low test
>>29971167
But I want Coco poopies
>>29971175
Stop denying us the poopies!
WHAT DO WE WANT????
>>29971209
poopies
And we want them now
>>29969699
fly high flapper
>>29971618
"Oh hey Anon! I know you're a big boy so I've got a special big poopy for you- HNNNNNGNGGNGNnngNGngNgnNGgngGGGGGngnGNgnNGnngnhhhhhhgHHHHHHHHHHnN" *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP" Here you GO!
>>29971828
Thank you. I am coco. We not forget. Fergive isn't. I am legend.
Post a close up of Coco's cloaca pls.
>>29972173
I cant. I'm not at home. I'm waiting for my psychiatrist appt.
Guys i made a meem please tell me what you thnk
>>29973345
Meem/meem had 3.50 zoozles
That bird will outlive you and end up alone.
>>29970813
Nani?!!
orrigammi
>>29969699
I saw you in the triggered normie roastie thread. Thank you for joining the fight. You are doing KEK's work, brother.
Coco will be the savior of this board.
>>29970796
I have some parakeets but never managed to tame them because I don't want to clip their wings. They don't really bite or anything like that, but they don't like being touched.
>>29969865
>wahhhhhh my bbc and fembot b8 threads are going to get shit posted
just be glad there's someone more pathetic than you out there
>>29970813
>>29973986
Someone edit this gif >>29970863
with ora oras.
>>29969699
Great, I look forward to it! Were you the guy who posted yesterday asking people to rate your parrot's chest? I didn't respond at the time, but I thought the parrot's chest was puffy, proud, and pretty adorable.
>>29969699
Do you have an online album? I could help! Im a eurofag, so i can post when youre asleep.
>>29974169
He sure is my hero
>>29969699
You are doing the work of a saint op. Kek will bless you and your bird with lots of (you)s
