Hey Anon, dude, I was wondering... if you're not doing anything this saturday... if you'd like to go out with me? We could maybe get some pizza or something. Where would you like to go? N-no homo.. haha.
>>29968812
Sure but u-uhm, why did you say no homo? You know I'm a girl, r-right?
Wait, you though I was a guy this whole time?!
>>29968812
Heh sure b-bro! We will just hit the pub and then you can stay at my place for the night, if we don't get any g-girls. N-no homo...haha.
>>29968812
>>29968942
I like where this is goingn-no homo
>>29968812
sure bro! Let's go drink beer and self loath.
>>29968812
Sure thing, come walk with me to the park
Alright, but i'll pay half of the things
>>29968812
I would genuinely be so surprised anyone could ever show any intrest in me that I wouldn't know how to respond. I'm not even gay, but at this point I just want to know what it's like to feel the warmth of another person's skin against my own once before I die.
Sorry but I'm str8, lad. That's okay. I'll wingman with you at gaybars. I'm a huge attentionwhore anyway
>>29968914
Now THIS is a top level fetish
>>29968812
What are you, a fucken faggot?
>>29970120
I heard and read that it feels nice
I always imagine it warm and soft and cuddly and smelling awesome
>>29968812
Sure bro, but if you pull any funny shit, I'll break your legs and throw you into the ocean.
