>be beta orbiter
>Oneitis convinces me to feed her cats at her apartment while she is out of town
>Of course I have to go through her shit
>Biggest rush looking through her panty drawer - closest I will ever get to fugging her
>Find her dildo
>Immediately turned off because it is bigger than me. Like way bigger
>tfw she uses something this big probably every night to get herself off
>Can't even get off to panties anymore
Can anyone relate? Is it wrong to be disgusted by this? She was supposed to be my perfect pure dream girl
>>29967685
Dildos are usually pretty massive because of the fact that they have to hold it and fuck themselves with it while being comfortable. They don't fit that whole thing in their pussies, but when you're fucking you can go balls deep with your cock.
>>29967718
This one wasn't just long, it was twice the girth as mine. I'm pretty sure I have an average size.
>>29967966
Probably looked bigger than it actually was. Sex toys are always pretty over the top.
>>29967685
Roasties gonna roast.
Better to find you a pure girl who doesn't masturbate. Better yet, one whos never even looked down to see what her pussy looks like.
>>29967685
>not waiting till a couple hours before she's back and cumming on the dildo
Come on dude
>not going thru her dirty pantie drawer
Pleb
>>29967998
Nah. Dildos are thick. Length doesn't really give pleasure to women past about 7 inches. But girth? Girth is what REALLY gives them pleasure. It stimulates the huge bundle of nerves both in the vagina and those around the clitoris and the clitoral mound. And it does it WHILE INSIDE!
Thin cocks can never please a woman, even if they're long. A chode is superior to a pencil.
tell this to your shrink.
I'm too old to have a oneitis, but honestly that would make me like her even more. I would look up to her so much that a fat fucking dildo would have made her seem human
>>29968125
Why would she put her dirty underwear in a drawer? Why would anyone?
>>29967685
>watching dicklets in pain
my favorite pasttime
I wouldve shown her the time of her lyf O,
Shame we aren't "friends"
