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2016-07-15 13:16:47 Post No. 29966349
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2016-07-15 13:16:47
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When did you realise you're a real robot?
>be me 5 years ago
>shy and pure virgin girl I liked in highschool messages everyone in our friend group for a meetup
>everyone agrees
>day of meeting, no one's around except me and her
>she says "well anon, it's just you and me"
>decide to man up and stop being a beta for a second.
>"Yeah, what a shame, let's not waste this day while we're here though, want to go out eat something?"
>She smiles and agrees
>We go to a decent place, eat, I pay the bill, she disagrees and says we should split it up but I disagree, we visit a few places
>"this was the best day in my life Anon"
>This goes for a month, we always talk on Facebook 7/24, visit a few other places, basically I'm cured of my depression and couldn't be happier.
>Sperg out autismo a few times, but everything is under control
>We were watching a movie of Jim Carrey simultaneously while talking from Skype at 4 AM
>Movie is about an antisocial guy who finds the perfect qt 3.14 and everything ends well, can't remember the name
>She starts crying and says she had a lot of problems in her life but everything is perfect with me, I console her
>Sperg out and ask if we are dating or not
>She says "yes, and you're the first guy I'm dating"
>Never been this happy in my life
>Somehow she looses interest on me over a few weeks and tells me she can't be my "girlfriend" because she sees me as a "friend" and "being a girlfriend is too much of a responsibility for her"
How the FUCK does this even happen, don't trust ANY woman, even the most pure ones backstab you. Also this is the time I realised I'm hopeless.
